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When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory.

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, and in good health, he's already used to taking orders.
Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
U.S. Marine Corps. - everything destroyed in 30 minutes or the next one's free!
Gunpowder: A substance used to make nations friendly to each other.
“Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.” - Maritime Ops Manual
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
General Custer was the first man to wear an arrow shirt.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Why does the navy recruit so many opera singers?
Don't draw fire. It irritates the people around you.
What's the hardest time of the year for a soldier?
Where do soldiers sleep out in the open?
What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Claim victory and retreat.
War Dims Hope for Peace.
Where does the army keep fish?
What smells and shoots at people?

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The Misadventures of Super Muammario


U.S. Navy Ships


Strong Silent Type


Soldier Salute


Sidetracked Baby


Tampon Saves Marine’s Life


Riot Safety


Log Haulers


Lethal Weapon


Burial At Sea


Virgins in Heaven


Cat Patrol


Where Nobody Speeds


RAF Flypast (PG)


Captive Insurgent Care


Redneck Soldier


Franchises Available


Pork Eating Crusader


New Navy Medicine


Magic Green Hat


Spotter Dog


Perfect Defense Line


BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well


Patriotic Microchip


Kick Out Boxing


Somalia Cruise


Casualty Way


Ant Attack


Border Agent Alert


Chain Mail


Spot The Clock


Somalia Pirate Souvenir


Shrunk Jeep


Fallen Friend


Tank Top Security


Cursor Spy


Redneck Tank


Cat Armour


Caveman Air Force


Iraqi Passport Photos


Army Seeing Eye Dog


Desert Skiing


Camouflage Couch


Blue Angels Trainees


Child Disarma-meant


Iraq Navy


Lunch Time


Invisible Motorcycle Race


Redneck Stealth Bomber


Military Cutbacks


Swiss Minigun


Osama bin Laden Swing Set


Son's Sun Protector


Mail Bonding


New Threat In Iraq


Bomb Squad Prank

ACHTUNG!
Afghanistan Map - Revised Edition
Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Aircraft Carrier Landing  (2.5M)
Anger Management Suppository Bullets
Animal Rebellion
Animated Army Training  (60k)
Ant Attack
Anti-War Protest Rally - Translation Gone Wrong
Arms Race Dogfight
Army Seeing Eye Dog
Army's "Eat Through Anything" Liquid
Arrival Greetings From Iraq
Aunt From Desert Storm
Baghdad's 'Tiny' Camel Spider... Arachnophobia Du Jour
BillGatus of Borg - Resistance is Futile
Blue Angels Trainees
Bomb Squad Notice
Bomb Squad Prank
Border Agent Alert
BP's Last Chance To Plug The Well
Brave & Eccentric Newfies
Brazilian Casualties in Iraq
Burial At Sea
Bush Reveals Mexico Plans
Camouflage Couch
Camouflage Helicopter
Canada's Secret Aircraft Carrier - STOL Around, eh!
Canada Strikes Back - Saskatchewan Anti-Missile System
Canada Helps War on Terrorism
Canada Prepares For War:     Jet Fighter   Frigate
Canada's New Stealth Fighter
Canada's World War II Invasion of Norway?
Captive Insurgent Care
Casualty Way
Cat Armour
Cat Patrol
Caveman Air Force
Chain Mail
Cherokee Chief Wisdom
Chicken-Powered Nuclear Bomb
Child Disarma-meant
Chinese Target Practice Volunteer
Classified Military Joe-ks
Close Fly By
Coast Guard Cutbacks
Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers!
Collision Course
Court Martial at 5:00
Cover Me Sarge... It's Getting Wet Over Here
Cursor Spy
Desert Skiing
Dirt Patrol - Standing Your Ground
Domino's Delivers Everywhere
Early Development of Iraq's SCUD Missile Program
Emergency Response for Hurricane Katrina Survivors
Enemies In The West
F18 Mid-Air Collision
Fallen Friend
Fertile Land
Firearm Stats
First Ever C-17 Carrier Landing
First Iraq Missile (GPS Disabled)
Fly By - Close Call For The Airforce
France Raises Its Terror Alert Status
France's Custom-ary Passport
France Weather Forecast for November 2005
Franchises Available
French Fry Dominoes: Ketchup On The Action!
Fried Eggs - Military Style
The Governator - Based on a True Story
Ground 1 ... Air Crew 0
Ground Crew Support
Guided Missile's Civil Name
Hairstyle Of The Year
Here's To Not Missing You
Homeland Security - FBI's Innovative Tracking of Terrorists
How NOT To Land A Helicopter  (2.8k)
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
How To Keep A Secret
How To Spot a Gay Terrorist
How To Tell If There's A Terrorist At The Airport
I Am Canadian, eh!
If Iraq Wins The War:   #1    #2   #3    #4   #5    #6   #7
If NASA Needs Money ...
In A Perfect World  (460k)
Innocence Is Priceless
Inseparable Seizures - Tribal Specialists
Intelligent Life?
Invisible Motorcycle Race
Iraq 2003
Iraq Aircraft Carrier
Iraq Humour
Iraq Navy
Iraqi Passport Photos
Ireland Declares War On Iraq
It's A Pittance Of Time: Lest We Forget  (6.2M)
Japanese Air Force - Pearl Harbor II?
Jewish Samurai
Joining The Army Of The Lord
Kick Out Boxing
Lawn Chair Drill Team  (4.1M)
Lest We Forget
Lethal Weapon
Levees From Around The World
Log Haulers
Looking For Murphy The Spy
Lunch Time
Magic Green Hat
Mail Bonding
Marching Genie
Marine Boot Camp Inspection
Marine's Salute to President Bush
McLaden Burger
Memorial Service
Mexico Earthquake - the World Helps Out
Middle East History by College Students
Military Aircraft Purchase
Military Christmas Orders
Military Cutbacks
Military Humour
Military Life Insurance
Military Quotes
Military Time
Mine Your Own Business - Part II
Minesweeper - Afghanistan Version
Multi-Pilot Jet
Napoleon's Secret To Success
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers
Navy Seals
New Map of Iraq
New Navy Medicine
New Threat In Iraq
New World Trade Center, New York
New Year's Terrorist Alert
New Zealand Prepares For The Gulf War
News from the Iraq Front
Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs
Norad Santa Tracking on Christmas Eve
Nuns With Guns
Oil Shortage
Old People Never Die, They Just...
The Original Homeland Security
Osama bin Laden Swing Set
Osama Disguise
Patriotic Microchip
Pentagon Cleaning Staff
Perfect Defense Line
PLO Family Car
PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon
Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol
Pork Eating Crusader
Preparing for Terrorist Attack
Radiation vs. Contamination
RAF Flypast (PG)
The Real Reason Why The U.S. Invaded Iraq
Redneck Anti-Terrorist Training Camp
Redneck Border Security
Redneck Marine
Redneck Occupation
Redneck Sergeants
Redneck Soldier
Redneck Special Forces
Redneck Stealth Bomber
Redneck Tank
Remembrance Day - Lest We Forget
Riot Safety
Robin William's Peace Plan
Rugged, Smoked, Whale-Sized Soldiers  (1.6M)
Rules of Combat
Rules of The Air
Salt Water Fuel  (4.9M)
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
Saskatchewan Army
SCUTR: Strategic Commuting Undercover Tactical Recon Vehicle
Shrunk Jeep
Sidetracked Baby
Smart Bombs Use Diplomacy
Smoking Bullet - Missile Mushroom
Soldier Salute
Somalia Cruise
Somalia Pirate Souvenir
Son's Sun Protector
Spare Change for an Officer
Speed Limit Enforced By Attack Aircraft
Spot The Clock
Spotter Dog
Stabity Stab Stab
Stalin Stamps
Stiff Terrorist Competition
Strong Silent Type
Swiss vs. Russian Army Knives
Swiss Minigun
Taliban Mobile Assault Tank (TMAT)
Tampon Saves Marine’s Life
Tank Bike
Tank Top Security
Target Practice
Target Practice Gone Wrong
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program
Texas Flashlight  (2.5M)
The Misadventures of Super Muammario
Top Gun Burritos
Trial Software for Pilots
Triple Blade Razor for Terrorist Conversion
Ukraine Dictatorship - Country Renamed
Ultimate Border Control Protection
U.S. Navy Ships
USA Flight Formation
Vet Car
Virgins in Heaven
War Card - For Everything That Money Can't Buy
Weapons of Math Instruction
Where Nobody Speeds
Who Do I Shoot?
World War II Confession
Worst Job in the Army
Yawn Ng On Chinese Military Detail

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