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September
2008
Image Caption Contest #2
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Join us for our newest (227th)
Image Caption...
Doves Forever 
2008 Hooters Calendar
2008 marks our 13th year online - THANKS to all our
supporters!
here's our
September 2008 Calendar 4U...
Quad (Hyper) SuDoku &
2fer 'One Choice'
SuDoku books by Joe Defries now available!
Book Details & Order Information @
Quad (Hyper) SuDoku:
Paperback
Adobe eBook;
from
Amazon.com

2fer 'One Choice' SuDoku:
Paperback
Adobe eBook; from
Amazon.com
YesterYear
November 5-6, 2006:
Guinness World Record for Sudoku Puzzles
This Day In
History

September 30:
Rosh Hashanah; Ask A Stupid Question Day
October 1:
International Day For The Elderly
October 1, 2005:
1st Sudoku Puzzle @ joe-ks.com (now @
suJoku.com)
October 1, 1903:
Vacum Flask Patent
Get your 'Riddle-in' @ joe-ks.com!
What kind of puzzle never sits still?

Riddle Section
You're Kid'n me, right?
Does a roller coaster like its work?

Where do wolves go to become stars?

Where do you keep a professional pet fish?

What did the baker think of the funny joe-k?

Kids Section
Newest Groaners
Join us as we celebrate posting our
easy Killer Sudoku &
Chinese Sudoku puzzles!
(1)
Bubba's after-fire celebration plan...
(2)
What some flag-waving football fans do to support their team...
(3)
How
good can you see?
(4)
When Bubba gets tired of all those city slickers...
(5)
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
(6)
What to give your least favorite golf friend...
(7)
Raising The Bar on America's Got Talent...
(8)
"One of these days I'll get even..."
(9)
Hungry?
(10)
The
world's first watch didn't need batteries!
(11)
Why does everything always happen to me?
(12)
New body kits for your Smart Car...
(13)
Don't be
a victim at the pumps...
(14)
Suspicious delay on football field...
(15)
How to tell who the sucker is...
(16)
Why cinder block racks are popular in Arkansas...
(17)
Which Royal Family member isn't Indian?
(18)
Curl Up to Warm Up...
(19)
Boom Box on Wheels...
(20)
Why once upon a time is no more...
(21)
Cheer up - life could be worse!
(22)
Why have an airco installed when you can do it yourself?
(23)
Do you teach in reverse?
(24)
When in Rome learn as the Romans do...
(25)
Bubba's Tornado/Flooding Survival Checklist
(26)
World 1st: Chinese Sudoku
Original Hand-Made
Sudoku Puzzles - CAUTION: Very Addictive!
1st online Blind (Braille) Sudoku - a
Braille-iant idea...
2nd Guinness World-1st Record set
by Joe Defries, the Sudokuholic
1st Guinness World-1st Record set
by Joe Defries and The Possibells
Images du Jour
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Redneck Fire Alarm

Good Words

Redneck No Trespassing Sign

Camo Golf Balls

Doves Forever
Send us YOUR
Caption, eh!

Heart Attack Grill

1st Rolex

Baby's Off Day

Smart Car Redesign

Redneck Wine Rack

Warm Sweater
Send us YOUR
Caption, eh!

Stereo Bike

Best Fairy Tale

When Life Gets You Down

Airco Connection

Reverse Teaching

Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit

When You Gotta Go

Bush Bird

Beware of Pouncing Dog

Bike Rack

Catnastics

Redneck Tractor
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Caption, eh!

Redneck Garage

Peeping Tom

Family Car

Redneck Phone

Redneck Holiday

Mac Shoe
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Caption, eh!

Olympic Bicycle

Matchstick Racing Car

Lawntastic Scenery

Polish Paramedics
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Caption, eh!

Fast Food in Beijing

Public Toilet

Cozy Home

Power-Full Logging Truck

Tired Truck

Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Leave Toes Outside

Copy & Paste Twins

Lean Two Transportation

Breadlace

Redneck Racecar
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Caption, eh!

Hanging Load
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Caption, eh!

Key-o-Saurus

Portable Balance Beam

Steep Steps

Sheep Chair
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Caption, eh!

Legal Grounds

Headline Stories

Spooky House
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Caption, eh!

Hiding Horse

Frickles

Dog Marathon

Reading Chair

Bear Warning

Demo House For Sale

Fresh Air Mask

Animal Shaped Hair

Chain Fence Bed
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Caption, eh!

Construction SNAFU Awards

Shopping Bike

Parachute Dropouts

Stretch Girl
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Caption, eh!

Challenging Sudoku

Shopping Dog

Swingset Car
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Caption, eh!

Hide & Seek

Cat Salesman Of The Year
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Caption, eh!

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
 
Snake Leather

Dryland Fishing

Girl's Pen Knife

New Player

Alzheimer's Wing

Boom Box Car

Study to Fail

Sushi To Go

Puppy Wheels

Crop Pig

Redneck Moving Company

Sushi Spine

Redneck Water Skiing

Road Pirate

Male Pedicure
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Caption, eh!

Stooletto Heels
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Caption, eh!

Used Cows For Sale

Mr. Flexible

Dust Bytes for Dust Mites

Revolutionary Cooking

Redneck Outhouse Throne

Fly in the Toilet

Kellogg's Fire

Hurricane Protection

Big Wall

Pill Man

India School Bus

Dutch Soccer Fans
  
Lipstick Laptop

Bear With Me

Men In Training

Beerful Church

Puzzle Ad

USB Vacuum Cleaner

Feather Fashion

Dike Strengthening

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Chinese Shoelusion

Toddler Dance
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Caption, eh!

Fallen Friend

Mozart in Africa
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Caption, eh!

Playground Motorcyclist
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Caption, eh!

Low Expectation Autographs

Real Man's Barbecue

Pet Shoe
Send us YOUR
Caption, eh!

Mexico Electric

Redneck Swing Tree
Send us YOUR
Caption, eh!

Romanian Barbeque

Tank Top Security

Mexican Fire Extinguisher

God Gives Restaurant

Redneck Honeymoon Suite

Mouse Trap

Bathroom Laptop
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Caption, eh!

Pool Painters

Chair Ruler
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Caption, eh!

Sushi Earrings
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Caption, eh!

Country Cookin'

Cheers Beer

Wheelchair Priorities

Redneck Yard Games

Rubber-Burning Backseat Driver
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Caption, eh!

Watch Out For Slugger

Redneck Sauna

Finger Olympics

Siamese Pike Twins

Einstein or Monroe?

Border Patrol At It's Finest

Reaching Out Too Far

Moon Crane

Ventilated Bridge

Identity Theft

Balanced Meal

Redneck Cooler

Redneck Bass Boat

Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene

Circumcision

Hand-Some Baby

Illusionary

Looka But Don't Touch

Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices
Send us YOUR
Caption, eh!

Texas Speed Camera

Wong Thong

Waterfall Drinkers

Baby Brew

Amplified Truck

Meccano Shoe

Redneck Truck Jack

2 At A Time

Zipper Pavement
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Caption, eh!

Bed Springs

Mom Tested, Mom Approved

Paint Ladder

Young Mechanic

Annoying People

Redneck Watch

Computerholic

Bolder Boulder

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pigeon Target Practice

Goat Power
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Caption, eh!

Cursor Spy

Spot the Hidden Cell Tower

Google Marathon Maps

Joe's 2nd Guinness World Record -
set November 2006 for 'Marathon Solo Sudoku Puzzles'

Joe's 1st Guinness World Record - set July 2005 for 'Marathon Solo Handbells'

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(1.5M)
Good Words
Redneck No Trespassing Sign
Puns Intended (updated)
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(2.5M)
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Smart Car Redesign
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(1.8M)
Suspended Practice
Life Observations
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(3.2M)
Warm Sweater
Stereo Bike
Best Fairy Tale
When Life Gets You Down
Airco Connection
Reverse Teaching
Roman Numeral Sudoku
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
When You Gotta Go
Bush Bird
Beware of Pouncing Dog
Do You Have An HMO?
Bike Rack
Catnastics
Redneck Tractor
Redneck Garage
Piggy Back, Back Flip
(1.3M)
Peeping Tom
Family Car
How To Live A Long & Happy Life
(2.5M)
Bubba's New Truck
Redneck Phone
Friendship Among Men & Women
Redneck Holiday
Mac Shoe
Olympic Bicycle
Matchstick Racing Car
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Bounced Check
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Fast Police Response
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(1.9M)
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Public Toilet
Cozy Home
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Tired Truck
Michael Phelps - In The Beginning
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Leave Toes Outside
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The Beijing Olympics Fakebook
Things You Should Know But Don’t
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(2.0M)
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Steep Steps
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Headline Stories
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Cookie Overdose
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Frickles
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Dog Marathon
Ode To Sudoku
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Bear Warning
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Demo House For Sale
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Last Round of Golf
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Aging Disgracefully
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Sushi Spine
Redneck Water Skiing
Road Pirate
Male Pedicure
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Mr. Flexible
Dust Bytes for Dust Mites
Revolutionary Cooking
Redneck Outhouse Throne
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Kellogg's Fire
Robbing A Computer Programmer
Hurricane Protection
Big Wall
Pill Man
India School Bus
Dutch Soccer Fans
Lipstick Laptop
Bear With Me
Men In Training
Beerful Church
Puzzle Ad
USB Vacuum Cleaner
Feather Fashion
Dike Strengthening
Redneck Seafood Dinner
Women's Dictionary
Chinese Shoelusion
Toddler Dance
Fallen Friend
Mozart in Africa
Playground Motorcyclist
The Whole Truth
Low Expectation Autographs
Real Man's Barbecue
Pet Shoe
Mexico Electric
Mennonite Washrooms
Redneck Swing Tree
Romanian Barbeque
Tank Top Security
Mexican Fire Extinguisher
God Gives Restaurant
Redneck Honeymoon Suite
Mouse Trap
Bathroom Laptop
Pool Painters
Chair Ruler
Sushi Earrings
Country Cookin'
Cheers Beer
Wheelchair Priorities
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Rubber-Burning Backseat Driver
Watch Out For Slugger
Redneck Sauna
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Cop Chase
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Finger Olympics
Siamese Pike Twins
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Balanced Meal
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Circumcision
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Hand-Some Baby
Illusionary
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Looka But Don't Touch
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Wong Thong
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King Of The Jungle?
Baby Brew
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Wirgin Honeymoon
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Sea Through Fish
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Socket Shelter
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Bed Springs
Food For Thought
Raise Twins
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Twin Dish
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My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
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Hearts Heart
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The Devil's Swimming Pool
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Cheap House Siding
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Portable GPS
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Cross Cats
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Why Women Are Crabby
Gas Prices Around The World
Redneck Men’s Pickup Lines
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Refrigerator Delivery
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Redneck Tank
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Foot Circle
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Cup That Runneth Over
Joe in Mexico
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