"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
"When a dog bites a man, that is not news because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news."
Information: How ducks are supposed to fly.
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
What do moose read in the morning?
Impressionism: The newspaper of the soul.
Columnist: A paragrafter.
Marriage License: A noose paper.
Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.
Love Letter: A noose paper.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
What is a bird's favourite part of the news?
What did the newspaper reporter say to defend his strong views?

February 2010
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YesterYear
November 5-6, 2006:  Joe's Guinness World Record for Sudoku Puzzles
This Day In History 
February 9: 3days to the XXI Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver/Whistler
February 9, 1963: 1st Boeing 747 Test Flight
February 9, 1895: Volleyball (Mintonette) Invented
February 10, 1996: Kasparov's 1st Game Against Deep Blue
February 10, 1763: Treaty of Paris

February 12-28: XXI Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver/Whistler
March 12-21: Paralympic Games in Vancouver/Whistler

Test your World Knowledge    Trivia  Section
What 2010 Olympic events take will take place at Whistler?
What is the average temperature in February in Vancouver?
What country's flag won a TKO over the IOC at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games?
Who was the only luger to win medals at five consecutive Winter Olympics in singles luge?
Who was the first Winter Olympic gold medalist?
Which countries will make their Winter Olympic débuts at the 2010 Winter Olympics?
Who will be the first Ghanaian to ski in the Winter Olympics?
When was the word 'amateur' eliminated from the Olympic Charter?
When was the first time the Olympic torch was lit indoors?
What was the longest torch relay at the Winter Olympic Games?
What is the most medals won by any athlete at the Winter Olympic Games?
What was the warmest city to host the Winter Olympic Games?
When was the first Winter Olympic Games to have a dedicated athlete's village?
When was the first time ice hockey was played on a smaller NHL-sized ice surface?
Which country has won the most medals at the Olympic Winter Games?
Where were the first Winter Olympic Games held?
When was the first time that the Olympic Games were held by the sea?
When was the first time that Olympic speed skating events were held indoors?
Who is the most decorated Winter Olympian of all time?
Which Hemisphere has never hosted the Winter Olympic Games?
Where was artifical snow first used in the Winter Olympics?
Who is the first athlete to compete at both the Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games?

Get your 'Riddle-in' @ joe-ks.com!    Riddle  Section
What ring is painful?
What does one becomes after seven days without food or water?
What kind of buck can't be spent?

You're Kid'n me, right?    Kids  Section
What was the Gettysburg Address?
What has antlers and sucks blood?
Who was the biggest gangster in the sea?

Newest Humour
Prairie farmer finds bumper crop of snow
There is always someone who ruins the photo
The other black golfer, now that Tiger's lost his swing
Making light of your backup power supply
Designed by the same people designing Healthcare reform
Meet 'SUPERB OWL' - footbOWL at its best!
Why it won't let you down!
Jethro's new bodybuilding supplement
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards lends a lorry
The only person they couldn't pay off was Mother Nature!
Saints tickets, anyone?
Maternity bras for an uplifting experience
A hundred reasons to go for a walk
Now Bubba can do a halfpipe with his car
My what a mice home you have!
The ins and outs of spaghetti slurping
His bark tries to reach his bite
Bet he can't eat just one!
As the co-pilot, can you make this landing?
Capturing magical moments inside the tube
Bubba's stepping up in the world!
Getting 'back' to the basics
Cheap management solution to cope with work overload
Bubba crane-ing his neck for a close shave
Did he ask for organ stops?
Instructions on how to properly cook a deer

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