When a dog bites a man, that is not news because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
What did the newspaper reporter say to defend his strong views?
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Information: How ducks are supposed to fly.
What is a bird's favourite part of the news?
Impressionism: The newspaper of the soul.
What do moose read in the morning?
Marriage License: A noose paper.
Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.
Love Letter: A noose paper.
Columnist: A paragrafter.

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YesterYear
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This Day In History
September 3, 1969: 1st ATM MachineSeptember 3, 1962: Opening of Trans-Canada highwaySeptember 3, 1939: Start of World War II

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What tree appears on the flag of Lebanon?
What river separates Buda from Pest?
What musical instrument appears on a Guinness label?
What is the world's smallest owl?

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What goes around wood but can't get in it?
What wears shoes but has no feet?
What is the easiest way to grow tall?
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning

You're Kid'n me, right?    Kids  Section
What's the difference between prospectors and butchers?
What do you give a Doctor who prescribes a placebo?
Why is Camembert called a two-handed cheese?
What is weirder than a talking dog?

Newest Humour
Air race casualty - no bull
Children’s Bible in a nutshell
Just what the Doctor ordered
Thomas the Tank's split personality
Wait Lifting - 'When I grow up I'm gonna be a strong man'
Standoff at the African watering hole
Unexpected welcome home
Caricature art at the hair-port
The only grinning falcon on the 'net
Toys for Boys
Men - stand up and be counted!
Creative cutlery - latest in stainless flatware
Bubba spares no effort to get the last drop in the can
Update on Bob's scrotum operation
How to save time in long lineups
Side Car or Slide Car?
Will you miss it next time?
Choosing your family Doctor
How to downsize your spouse
Michelangelo's David returns home after two year loan to U.S.
Olympic committee takes back skier's gold medal
Bubba's new taxi uses shopping cart coins
What if Moses had turned right instead of left after crossing the Red Sea?
When the cargo letsgo
Bubba finally finds Victoria's Secret

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