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you don't like the news, go out and make some.”
“When
a dog bites a man, that is not news because it happens so often. But if a man
bites a dog, that is news.”
Information: How ducks are supposed to fly.
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
What do moose read in the morning?
Impressionism: The newspaper of the soul.
Columnist: A paragrafter.
Marriage License: A noose paper.
Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a
tempest of words.
Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.
Love Letter: A noose paper.

May
2008

Image Caption Contest #2
Winners
Join us for our newest (207th)
Image Caption...
Bathroom Laptop 
2008 Hooters Calendar
YesterYear
November 5-6, 2006:
Guinness World Record for Sudoku Puzzles
This Day In
History

May 16: Stepmother's Day
May 16, 1919: (b) Liberace
May 17: Sierpinski Day; Armed Forces Day (U.S.)
May 17, 1981: World Wide Web
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You're Kid'n me, right?
Where do you store Chinese boats?

What kind of feet does a mathematics teacher have?

What did the baby chimney say to the father chimney?

What do you get when you cross a movie house and a swimming
pool?

Kids Section
Newest Groaners
Join us as we celebrate posting our
Most Progressive SuDoku puzzle!
(1)
When you don't want the laptop on your lap...
(2)
Touch-up job for quick down payment...
(3)
How a math teacher finds the right angle...
(4)
Latest in e-fish-cient goldfish scales...
(5)
Making atonement for a broken commandment...
(6)
'Make sure you don't give one of our burgers to the horse!'
(7)
Making
a splash of your next celebration...
(8)
Where Grandma takes a back seat on Mother's Day...
(9)
When whiteheads rank higher than blondes...
(10)
1st skid marks in Romania...
(11)
Not all home runs are hit inside the ballpark...
(12)
How Bubba per-sauna-fies his lifestyle...
(13)
Image Caption #2 Contest Winners
(14)
For
moron prostate health, take 1 tomato a day...
(15)
When you
gotta go, you gotta go...
(16)
Beijing or Bust!
(17)
Bubba's 2-fer-1 fish wins Alabama fishing derby...
(18)
Magic-'Al' illusion of the human eye...
(19)
Looking after little brother's best interests...
(20)
Rare photo of the U.S. Border Patrol at work...
(21)
Where the grass is always greener...
(22)
What
happens at night on a construction site...
(23)
China's hole-iest bridge...
(24)
Beware of Identity Theft...
(25)
Invitation to a beach resort barbeque in the Pacific Ocean...
2008 marks our 13th year online - THANKS to all our
supporters!
here's the
May 2008 Calendar 4U...
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2fer 'One Choice'
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Adobe eBook; from
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