"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
"When a dog bites a man, that is not news because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news."
Information: How ducks are supposed to fly.
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
What do moose read in the morning?
Impressionism: The newspaper of the soul.
Columnist: A paragrafter.
Marriage License: A noose paper.
Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.
Love Letter: A noose paper.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
What is a bird's favourite part of the news?
What did the newspaper reporter say to defend his strong views?

March 2010
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YesterYear
November 5-6, 2006:  Joe's Guinness World Record for Sudoku Puzzles
This Day In History 
March 19: Day 9 of the 2010 Paralympic Winter Games
March 19: St. Joseph's Day
March 19, 1919: (b) Nathan Joseph Defries - Happy Birthday, Dad!
March 19, 1831: 1st U.S. Bank Robbery
March 19, 1474: 1st Patent Law
March 19, 721 BC: 1st Recorded Solar Eclipse

March 12-21: 2010 Paralympic Winter Games in Vancouver/Whistler

Test your World Knowledge    Trivia  Section
What country passed the world's first patent law?
Who made the first electric shaver?
How Irish was St. Patrick?
What is the mascot of the Paralympic Games?
What is the symbol of the Paralympic Games?

Get your 'Riddle-in' @ joe-ks.com!    Riddle  Section
How did the mouse lose its tail?
What holds water even though it's full of holes?
What beam weighs the least?

You're Kid'n me, right?    Kids  Section
Which sport is always in trouble?
What is tasty and a great inventor?
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Newest Humour
Bubba's pure-bread dog
Elvis does give a hoot
Impress your neighbours with your garage contents!
Handicap parking signs: Yawning Awning
Find out who you were in the past
Ma's got plenty grits fer dinner!
Just can't seem to get him to eat!
a Wok through Tiananmen Square
He was only doing what he was train-ed to do
Sink your teeth into Ukraine's 'Denture Dropout' school
Golden stick, glove: Priceless
Little Johnny always books his flight a-head of time
Sometimes we ask too much of our friends
Bubba leads the way in animal dementia research
Toyota pays the high price of progress
Prairie farmers make good use of their Deer
Mouse acrobatics at Whistler's Peak 2 Peak Gondola
One brick short of a full deck
Eddie The Eagle moves on to Sochi, Russia
Changing weather on its way
Something smelled funny in Torino
Taking on second wind at the Winter Olympics
Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know About Canada, eh!
Only people with an IQ of 120 and over can figure this out
For Rent: Beautiful ski cottage in the Alps
Poetry in motion

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