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In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time.

In every office there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
Performance Review: The only week out of 52 where you pay attention to what your boss says.
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other so we can have some conversation.
Stress: When you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Always do exactly what your boss would do if he knew what he was talking about.
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.
A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
Complex systems tend to oppose their own proper function.
Where can you always find health, wealth and happiness?
To err is human. To forgive is simply not our policy.
My job is no secret - even I don't know what it is.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment.
Do someone a favour and it becomes your job.
Phylum: What secretaries do with documents.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
“This is all from memory,” Tom wrote.

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Productive Computers


TV Conference


iSad - Tribute to Steve Jobs


Hooters (Owl) Calendar 2012


Arm Chair


Black Hole


Bank Late Fees


Staff Teeth


Microsoft Innovation


Another Day At The Office


Resignation Letter


Office Cord Support


Finger Phone


Structural Books


Attentive Student


Redneck Manual


Resumé Bloopers


Window Sundial


Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form


Neck Exercises to do at the Computer


Chocolate Couch


Office Bike


How The Internet Began (Part 2)


Brain Lamp


Winning Spelling Bee Words


Calculator Flip Flops


In Lieu Of Stamps


Such Is Life


Microsoft Messenger - Prototype


Escherlator


Microsoft Office Windows


“USB Device Not Recognized”


Anti-Tech Words


Why iPad Won’t Replace a Newspaper


Business Hours


2011 Rush Job Calendar


Chocolate Math for 2011


Holiday Hours


Christmas Bonus Program Survey


Submarine Tea


Working Past 65


Looking Small


Brief Case


Head Loose Socket


Ear Chip


Service


Billionaire Thoughts


iPhone Evolution


Paradigm Shift


Cell Phone For Seniors


British Survey


Manager Meal


Employee Happiness Kit


Bad Feather Day


Winter Keyboard


Best Clock Ever


Discrimination


Beauty of Mathematics


Company Escape Clause


Blonde Password


TP Safety


Tight FM Bandwidth


Important Phone Call


Calendar Shredder


Pocket Book


Vacation At Last


Outlet Wall


Wikipedia Offline


Pressing Art


TP Toilet


Digital Analog Clock


Stealth Readers


Fireman Mouth


Smile For The Day


Tingue


Cheap Mobile


Recession Boss


AIG Bonus


Erkel Economy


Too Much Homework?


Google Headquarters


New IRS Form


Baby Sitting


Designer Tree


Bank Deal


Keyboard Escape


Inside A Computer


One Of Those Days


Lehman Brothers Protest


When Life Gets You Down


Beware of Pouncing Dog


Copy & Paste Twins


Sheep Chair


Construction SNAFU Awards


Dust Bytes for Dust Mites


USB Vacuum Cleaner


Paint Ladder


New Energy Source


Redneck Watch


Computerholic


Water On Steps


Cup That Runneth Over


Master Reference Binder


Free Paper


Pen Utensils


Irish Exam


Artistic Chair


Cat Stroke


Socket To Me


Portable Office


'Underneath That' Cake


Alternative to Elevators


IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener


CD Chair


First Computer


Snail Time


Night Shift for a Geek


Put On A Happy Face


Overloaded Mailbox


Wine Gum Lamp


Yoga Leadership


MicroMac


It's A Cracker


No Time For Stamps


Cutex Screwdriver


Spider Time


Bear Surveillance


Chair Boy


Geeks On Display


Skylines of the World


iFrame


Bathroom Browser - TP Printer


Keyboard Technology - Old Meets New


Coffee Grinds


What'ya Doing?  (pps)


Post-it Succession Planning


Mini Computer Desk


Practical Error Messages


Canadian Beer Box Computer


Last Day On The Job


Catalogue Shopping


Pond Management


Working Round The Clock


Trash Can Computer


Paper Shredder Scissors


AOL's Password Protection


Employee Of The Month


How To Hire Engineers

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12 Who Wouldn't
The 1500s
1943 Guide to Hiring Women
1954 Vision of the 2004 “Home Computer”
1st IT Professional  (3.0M)
2003 Org Chart Strategy
2005 California State Employee Handbook  (430k)
2006 Hooters Calendar
2006 Massive Tax Refund  (260k)
2007 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2008 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2009-10-11-12 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2009 U.S. Economy
2011 Rush Job Calendar
A Face A Day - Preparing For Work
A Man Named Fred
A Three-Hour Work Day?
A Typical Winter Day in Winterpeg  (530k)
Acceptable Doctors Sign
Accountant Defined
Achieving More At Work - Better Management Styles
Administratium - Heaviest Element Discovered
Advantages of Using The Company Car
Advertisement Potpourri
After Easter Bunny
AIG Bonus
All Over It  (1.0M)
Alternative Theory of Organizational Structure
Alternative to Elevators
Amended Company Travel Policy
An In-fluential Love Story
Anagrams 4U: Words, Phrases & Business Terms
Anger Management Suppository Bullets
Angle Keyboard for Vertically Challenged Hands
Annoying People
Another Day At The Office
Another Wasted Meeting?
Answering Machine Messages
Anti-Tech Words
AOL's Password Protection
Apathetic Ignorance
Are You Normal
Arm Chair
Artistic Chair
Asking For A Pay Raise
Aspiring Accountant
Assicons
Attentive Student
Automatic Flattery - Give Yourself Some Recognition
Automatic Salary Review  (25k)
Avoiding Stress In The Workplace
Baby Names - Based On Profession  (320k)
Baby Sitting
'Back' To Work
Back-To-Work Mondays - Grin & Bear It  (280k)
Bad English Translations on International Signs
Bad Feather Day
Bad Hair Day
Bank Deal
Bank Late Fees
Barcode Eyelashes
Baseball Sickness
Bathroom Blues - Here's Looking At You
Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Bathroom Thigns
Bean Bag Office  (1.1M)
Bear Surveillance
Beauty of Mathematics
Bend-But-Don't Break On The Mountain Top
The Best Advice
Best Clock Ever
Beware of Pouncing Dog
Bier Making Oudfit - Balancin Schtatement
Bike Chaser
Billboard Soccer with High Stakes
BillGatus of Borg - Resistance is Futile
Billionaire Thoughts
Black Hole  (3.6M) 
Blah, Blah, Blah Speaker
The Blame Game
Blind Bunny
Blonde Boss's Typing Paper
Blonde Computer
Blonde File Clerk
Blonde Office Sunbather
Blonde Password
Blonde Printer
Bombay Tech Support
Bored
Bounced Check
Brain Lamp
Breastfeeding For The Busy Japanese Executive
Brick Placement: How To Recruit Employees
Bricklayer's Accident Report
Bridging the Computer Gap
Brief Case
British Letter of Complaint to ISP
British Survey
Bubba's Shipping Instructions: Handle With Care
'Bug Light' Invisible Monsters On Your Desk
Bumper Stickers
Bumper Stickers - Not Your Type?
Bush Postage Stamps
Business Hours
Buzzword Statement (B.S.) Generator
Calculator Flip Flops
Calendar Shredder
Caffeine Prayer
Call Center Outsourcing
Calling in Sick - Snow Job for the Boss
Canadian Beer Box Computer
Cancer Tree
Cannibalizing The Useful Staff
Cat's Epson Trap Door  (1.8M)
Cat Printer  (3.1M)
Cat Stroke
Catalogue Shopping
CATastrophy in the Kitchen
CD Chair
CD Monk
Cell Phone For Seniors
CEO's Sensitive Document
CEO Staff Assessment
Chair Boy
Cheap Mobile
Chocolate Couch
Chocolate Math for 2011
Christmas Bonus Program Survey
Christmas Letter To God
Civil or Nasty Engineering?
Cleaning Your Computer Mouse
Coach Inspiring Teamwork
Coffee Grinds
Coffee-Less Workplace
Coffee Pills
Coke Advertising Slogans
Coke Heads
Coke Tastes So Good Because ...
Column Art - Interior Decoration 101
Communication - How To Make A Fortune
Compact Desk
Company's Biggest IT Fear
Company Christmas Party - Whine & Dine
Company Escape Clause
Company's No Fitness Program
Company Policy
Compassionate Accountant
Complaint Department
Comprehending Accountants
Compuquarium - How To Cool Down Your Computer
The Computer Age
Computer Bumper Stickers
Computer Challenged
Computer Design - Coat Computer
Computer Design - Coffin Computer
Computer Design - Fuzzy Computer
Computer Design - Microwave Computer
Computer Design - Piano Computer
Computer Design - Sitback Computer
Computer Design - Sleeping Computer
Computer Expert from Athens - Après Olympiad
Computer For Women
Computer Multitasker - He Be Da' Man!
Computer SuperUser - a.k.a. 'Root' Hacker
Computer Test
Computer Tools
Computer Wear - Sneaker Powered
Computer's Organization Plan of the Future
Computerholic
Computerholic's 'Dear John' Letter
Confessions of a Sudoku Addict
Construction SNAFU Awards
Contractor Bids
Copy & Paste Twins
Copyright
Corporate Balls
Corporate Confession of Mismanagement
Corporate Outhouse
Corporate Rowing
Coulda Been Worse
Crossword Puzzle For Morons
Cubicle Claustrophobia
Cubicle Wisdom
Cubism  (4.2M)
Cup Lady's Fountain of Youth
Cup That Runneth Over
Cursor Clock
Cursor Survivor Puzzle - Escape of the Boxes!
Customer Service
Cutex Screwdriver
Daffynitions for the Humourist
Daily Reminder About Your Job
Dam Good Response!
The Days of Our Lives: From Anticipation To Recuperation
Dear Bank Manager - Bank On My Account
Deck Of Cards Patient
Dedicated Manager - Wife or Mistress?
Definition Of A Consultant
Defunitions
Demotivation in the Workplace  (1.4M)
Designer Tree
Dictionary... Not Found In
Did You Learn To Type On A Typewriter?  (200k)
Dieting Thoughts
Digital Analog Clock
Dilbert Managers
Discrimination
'Do It' Professional Trades Guide
Dog Download: Why Your Computer Might Not Work Properly
Dog Named 'Salesman'
Doing Her Time
Don't Feed/Need The Accountants:  Feed  Need
Don't Upset Your Employees!  (410k)
Don't Work Too Hard - Nobody Notices Anyway...
Dr. Seuss on Unnecessary RISC
Drawbacks To Working In A Cubicle
Dust Bytes for Dust Mites
Ear Chip
Economics 101
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Elephant Dung Stationery
Employee Benefits - Guidelines
Employee Factory - Join The Crowd!
Employee Future Bonus Award Program
Employee Training
“Employees Are Our Greatest Asset”
Employee Happiness Kit
Employee's Life After Death Experience
Employee Of The Month
Employee's Raisin Pay Bonus Program
Engineer's Christmas Spec Plans
Engineer Identification Test
Enron Accountant Interview
Erkel Economy
Escherlator
Essential Office Stationery
Ethical Job Application Dilemma
EuroEnglish - European Community's New Official Language
European Call Centre - How To Handle Moroff Enquiries
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody & Nobody
Executive Hell
Executive Management Sharp Shooter
Explain This To Your Boss!  (840k)
Extra Sensory Perception
Face Protector
Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes  (1.4M)
Field Replacement Units - A Real Mousetake!
Finger Phone
Fired From Every Job
Fireman Mouth
First Computer
First Handheld Computer
Forgiveness Spreadsheet
Formula For Success - MBA 101
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Free Paper
French Joe-k Translator
Funny Book Titles
Funny Farm
Geeks On Display
George Costanza's Tips For Working Hard
Google Headquarters
Guided Missile's Civil Name
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Hairstyle Of The Year
Half-Your-Job Computer
Hand Face
Harassment or Discrimination?
Head Loose Socket
Headhunter Shopping
Heating Load Reduction
Help Wanted
High Fiber Diet
Hire Her
Holiday Eating Tips
Holiday Hours
Home Depot Delivery
Hot Coffee For The Boss
How Blonde Was She?
How Good Is Your IQ?
How Gullible Are You?
How Is Your Day Going?
How Not To Tell Your Boss You've Won The Lottery
How Paying Taxes Can Be Beneficial For You
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
How The Internet Began (Part 2)
How To Achieve Inner Peace
How To Calculate the Cost of Living
How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror
How To Get A Liberal Party Contract
How To Get Revenge On Co-Workers:    #1  #2  #3  #4
How To Handle Office Conflicts - Employees "Outside The Box"
How To Hire Engineers
How To Reduce Complaints At Work
How To Stump An Accountant
How To Succeed In Business
How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work
How To Use The New 1940 Dial Telephone
How You Can Be Happy @ Work
Hungry Accountants
I Am Canadian, eh!  (5.1M)
I Love My Job!
"ID Ten T" Error Message
If Companies Ran Christmas...
I'm A Lightbulb
I'm The Boss!
iFrame
Important Phone Call
In Lieu Of Stamps
Infectious Rabies
Inside A Computer
Inspirational Quotes
Instructions on Replacing Mouse Balls
Interview Dilemma
Interview Tip - When You Have To See Someone
Intimate Phones
Inverted Profit Projections
iPhone Evolution
Iraq's Hottest Selling Pen Holder
Irish Exam
Irish School Demolition  (1.5M)
IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
iSad - Tribute to Steve Jobs
It's A Cracker
It's Friday - TGIF Day!!!
Jack's Telephone Number
Job Applicants
Job Market Changes  (4.8M)
The Joe-kster's Desk
Keyboard Escape
Keyboard Shoes
Keyboard Technology - Old Meets New
Kosher Computers
LadyNet - Ukraine's Newest Web Browsers
Last Day On The Job
Late For A Meeting? Report An Accident  (4.8M)
Latest Cell Phone
Laughter Fosters Healthy Blood Vessels
Laws of the Natural Universe
The Laws of Work
Laziest Worker
Lead Sled Dog
Lehman Brothers Protest
Lesson Learned from a Cougar
Life Insurance Is Weird
Life Sucks
Live Wire Reporters
Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes
Long-Winded Speaker
'Looking Good' Wireless  (4.2M)
Looking Small
Lord of the Pings
Man Centre Fridge
Management Lesson on Project Resources
Management Stress Technique
Management Team - Leading by Example
Management Training
Managerial Decisions
Manager's Crisis Envelopes
MacQuarium
Manager Meal
March 4th: the Most Progressive Day of the Year
Marketing 101 in a Catholic Country
Master Reference Binder
Math Clock
May 4, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date
McDonald's Job Application
Meeting of the Body Parts
Menno Air Splits - Makes Basiness Sanse!
Mental Hospital Answering Machine
Metric Conversions
MicroMac
Microslave: You’re Not Going Anywhere Today
Microsoft Innovation
Microsoft Lebanon's New Store
Microsoft Office Windows
Microsoft Software Upgrade
Millionaire In Waiting
Mind Teaser Test of Common Knowledge
Mini Computer Desk
Mission Statement Generator
MOM - Job Description
Mondays... Get Back To Work!
Monkey Business
Moroff Manager
Morse Code vs. Text Messaging  (4.0M)
Mouse Revenge
Moving On
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius  (900k)
Multi-Pour Coffee Pot
Multiple Bruise Syndrome
My Boss
My Cubicle  (2.6M)
My Resume
Napster Shopping
Neck Exercises to do at the Computer
Neologism Contest
New Blackberry Accessories  (1.5M)
New Cell Phones  (3.8M)
New Company Policy
New Cubicles
New Employee Hiring Test
New Energy Source
New Investment Definitions
New IRS Form
New Medal For Pain-Full People
New Sony Digital Camera  pps
New Years Resolutions You Can Keep
New "Work" Virus
New York's Morning Cup of Java
Newest Cell Phone Technology
Newfie DVD Rewinder
Newfie English Dictionary
Newfie Hire
Newspaper Bloopers
Night Shift for a Geek
Nike Award
'No More Travel' Policy: Do It From Your Desk
No Time For Stamps
Noah's 2005 Ark
Non-Receptive Receptionist
“Not On My Shift” Dog
Ode To Sudoku
Office Bike
Office Cord Support
Office Holiday Memo
Office Refresher - Every Office Needs This
Office Sarcasm or Rules For My Boss?
Office Science
Office Skill Test  (3.9M)
Old People Never Die, They Just...
One Of Those Days
Oredr Of Ltteers In a Wrod
Org Chart - Simplified Version
The Origin Of Order: Assumed Work Plans
Outlet Wall
'Outside The Box' Juggler
Overloaded Mailbox
Overly Ambitious Employee
Oxymoronic Statements
Oxymorons 4U
Paint Ladder
Paper Bag Possessions
Paper Cup Predator
Paper Jam or Mouse Jam?
Paper Shredder Scissors
Paradigm Shift
Parking Spot For Women
Payroll Department Memo
Pen Computing - Future Technology Now
Pen Utensils
PeopleSoft Defined
Perfect Office Computer
The Perfect Resume
Perfect Worker
Performance Appraisals
Personality Test
Phone Call Four Wilson
Phone Number Magic Trick
Phrases & Clichés - Explanations & Origins
Phrase Codes from Past Years
Pizza Order in 2010 - Soybean Yogurt Special
Pocket Book
Politically Correct Women Terminology
Pond Management
Ponderous Points
Porcupine Chair for Quick Meetings
Portable Office
Post-it Succession Planning
Power Out? Look For A Deer Crossing
Practical Error Messages
Preparation H Bullets
Pressing Art
Prison vs. Work
Procrastinator Meeting
Productive Computers
Project Management Success Tips
Prospective Employees' Reasoning Test
Psychoanalysis Test
Psychiatric Office Answering Machine
Pun-ishment - Witty Puns 4U
Puntastic!
Put On A Happy Face
Real Programmers Code in Binary
Recession Boss
Recycling Center for Nagging Women
Redneck's Computer Mailbox
Redneck Mama Calls For Leroy
Redneck Manual
Redneck Office 2001 Compliance
Redneck Palm Pilot
Redneck Watch
Redneck Wireless Internet System
Reorganization in the First Century - Sound Familiar?
Re-pen-tant Employee Freed From Penned-Up Feelings
Resignation Letter
Restroom Thigns
Resumé Bloopers
Retirement Gift
Retirement Watch
Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form
Revised Wall Street Terms
Rools four Righters
Room With A View
Round Tuit Workplace Efficiency
Royal Stamp Change  (400k)
Rules of Work - How To Get Promoted
Safe Payment
Safe Sex
Sandal Sale
Sandwich Forgetter
Santa's Job Evaluation Day
Screen Cleaner
Secretary Not
Service
Sheep Chair
Sheepish Consultant
Shelf Ready Sleeper
Ship Happens
Shoe Show - Latest Fashion from Italy & Japan
Sick Day Off - Glaucoma Sufferer
Sick Extension
Sick Manager  (1.1M)
Sick Poem
Signs Of The Times
Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience
Skydiving Typo - Changing Course in Mid-Air
Skylines of the World
Smile For The Day
Smoking Area Ceiling
Smug Mug
Snail Time
Socket To Me
Soul Repair
Son-In-Law Partnership
Sorry, The Boss Is On Another Line
Sounds The Same
Space Ingenuity - the Zero Gravity Pen
Spider Time
Sponsor an Executive  (4.3M)
Staff Communications
Staff Notice - Something Called Work
Staff Teeth
Star Wars Computer
Star Wars Day
Stats Joe-ks for the Average Joe
Stealth Readers
Stock Market Terms for the Busy Investor
Store Close to Opening or Opening to Close?
Stress Relief @ Your Office  (4.7M)
Stress Tests
Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk
Structural Books
Stunt City  (5.2M)
Submarine Tea
Such Is Life
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work
Sweat Smell Of Success
Swinging Nightclubs of 2004
“Take Your Kid To Work” Day
Taters
Tax-ing Quotes
Tech Support for the Computer Challenged
Things To Do in an Office Meeting
Things We'd Like To Say At Work, But Can't
Things You Should Know But Don't
Think-ing Employee - Office Survival
Tight FM Bandwidth
Tingue
Tiny Writing Record Holder
Toastmaster Advice
Toastmaster's Uninspiring Speech
Too Much Homework?
Today's Special
Hardware
Store
Toronto Maple Leafs - No Cup For You!
Tow Yard Complaint - Back Seat Protocol  (270k)
TP Safety
TP Toilet
Trash Can Computer
Triangle of Life
TV Conference
Two Cow Capitalism
Typical Work Progress Report  (410k)
'Underneath That' Cake
Underwater Communications
Universal Lottery Number Generator
UP
Upside Down Typing - bu!&h+ umop ap!s&n
Urgent Bulletin - Lookout For Office Terrorists  (pps)
“USB Device Not Recognized”
USB Lost Memory Stick
USB Vacuum Cleaner
Useless as Mammaries on a Bovine?
Useless Statistics
Vacation At Last
Vegetarians Don't Go To Meetings
Waiting For A Raise At Work
Wal-Mart Job Application
Want Faster Data Transfer?  Try Speed Spray!
Warren Buffett Quotes
Water On Steps
What To Do With An Obnoxious Co-worker  (2.0M)
We The Willing Led By The Unknowing
Weight Loss Through The Internet
Weird Product Warnings
Welfare Mis-Applications
What Are You Doing?
What Do You Call A Guy Who Has...
What To Do When Your Boss Is Out:  Cubicle Hurdles  (640k)
What To Do When Your Boss Is Out:  Hallway Races  (330k)
What To Do When Your Boss Is Out:  Office Rowing  (740k)
What To Do With Junk E-mail
What'ya Doing?  (pps)
When It's Game Time, It's Pain Time  (2.5M)
When Life Gets You Down
When You Know It's Time To Quit Smoking
White House Phone - Communication Problems
Who Cares Clock
Why I Didn't Show Up For Work
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Was Late For Work
Why iPad Won’t Replace a Newspaper  (2.5M)
Why Men Aren't Secretaries
Why Neanderthals Became Extinct
Why Worry?
Wikipedia Offline
Will Made for Nird and Ird
Window Bungee Jumping - Latest Extreme Sport
Window Sundial
Windows 2000 Bug List
Wine Gum Lamp
Winning Spelling Bee Words
Winter Keyboard
Wired For Coffee
Women's Cellphone
Wonderful Mice Traps
Work Break Notice To All Employees
Work Deadlines - Not Enough Time in the Week
Work Ethic Evaluation
Work Notice To Employees
Worker Ants
Working Past 65
Working Round The Clock
Working With a Blonde Coworker
Working With Monkeys - A Better Job Awaits  (3 X 870k)
Working With Spaghetti Code - Which One?
Worn Out Politician
Worst Day Of My Life
X-Ray Wedding
Yoga Leadership
You Owe It To Your Customers
Your Boss?
Yuppie to Redneck in 25 Steps


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