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John Redekop was arrested Saturday by Calgary Police on a charge of drinking while intoxicated.

Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Copulate: What you tell the police officer after the burglar has already escaped.
I was stopped for doing 53 in a 35mph zone. I told the police I had dyslexia.
Remember to use all fingers when pointing at a policeman.
God Gets a Parking Caution: “No Exceptions” Say Police
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
“But officer, I'm not speeding - I'm qualifying.”
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
Why did the cannibal join the police force?
Copper Nitrate: Overtime for policemen.
Policeman Shoots Man With Knife
Youth Steals Funds For Charity

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Hay For Sale

Driver's License Please

Police Car Of The Year

New Italian Police Car

Texas Motorcycle Seat

You Want Me To Do What?

Like This

Road Hugging Tire

Numb Skulls in Homeland Security

Most Expensive Car Wrecks

Gate Crashers

Legal Disclosure

Never Run a Red Light!

Creative Vandalism

Border Agent Alert

Spotted Spotters

Artistic COPs

Halifax Pirate

Police Dogs in Alabama

Somalia Pirate Souvenir

Gangcouver

Poodle Security

Is This Legal?

Canadian Terroristes

Fare Dodger

But Why, Officer?

Moosedemeanor

Stair Warning

Redneck Revenge

Beware of Pouncing Dog

Bike Rack

Road Pirate

Watch Out For Slugger

Border Patrol At It's Finest

Identity Theft

Texas Speed Camera

New Speed Trap

Convertible Bus

Juvenile Storage

Bridge Weight Limits

Pickup Dropoff

Infringement Notice - New Zealand Cracker

Jet Bike

Helmut Helmet

Iraqi Passport Photos

Hungry Door Lock

Child Disarma-meant

UPS Fishing Boat

Police ReTireMeant

Borderline Stupidity

Redneck Border Security

Spot the Thief

Crunch Zone

Motorcycle Enforcement in Japan

Good Luck Angel

Safest Place In Canada

Full Speed Damage

A Cop's Worst Nightmare

“You'll Be Safe In Here!”

Son's Sun Protector

Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

Car Axident

Underwater Radar Trap

10 Most Wanted - Catching The Meanest
2003 FBI Serious Crimes
A Cop's Worst Nightmare
A Man Named Fred
A Taste of Things To Come
Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Alarm Company's 'Remote' Security (4.1M)
Alien Smuggling: How's Your Claustrophobia?
All Turned Around Motorcyclist
Ambulance Driver Reports - Fire/Rescue Memorandum
Amish Mechanical Problems
Anti-Theft Car
Are Ya Sure I'm Drunk, Officer?
Arresting Your Own Mother?
Artistic COPs
Attending To Business
Bank Bills
B.C. Beer Drinkers
'Beat The Tram' - Double Loser
Berlin Police Bike Squad
Best Casino Ad (1.1M)
Beware of Pouncing Dog
Beware of Toyota Traps (900k)
Bike Rack
Blindsided Pedestrian - Beware the Red-Light Runner (1.5M)
Blonde Accident (pps)
Blonde Police Officer's Compact Arrest
Blonde Suspect
Border Agent Alert
Border Patrol At It's Finest
Border Smuggler
Borderline Stupidity
'Break In Motion' Brake
Bridge Weight Limits
Burglar Identification - What's Your Name?
But Why, Officer?
Calling All Cars: It's Coffee Time @ DonutLand!<
Canada's Collective Thoughts for its Prime Minister
Canada's Ongoing Government Investigations
Canadian Terroristes
Car Axident
Careful Driver
Case of the Pregnant Lady
Child Disarma-meant
Circle Flies
Claude Cooper's Clean Copper Clappers (2.1M)
Clever Lawyer - Defendant Parts
Close Call Parking
Coast Guard Cutbacks
College Crime
Convertible Bus
Cookie Overdose (2.0M)
Cop Chase (3.2M)
Cop Cry - Sidelined MotoCop
Creative Vandalism
Crime Store Bag - Create Your Own Hold-Up
Crunch Zone
CSI China (1.6M)
CSI Cold Case File
Cyclists Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
Dad's Ex-Ferrari
Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards - Criminal Category
Dead Mule @ Church
DeLorean Coke Dealer
Dent Damage - New "V"8 Design
Designated Driver
Detroit Tigers Tickets
Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer
Displanned Robbery - How Not To Rob A Store (500k)
Dog On Pot - Without Crack
Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy
Don't Mess With Speeding Old Ladies
Downtown Speeding
Drinkers Fault-Finding Guide
Driver's License Please
Driving Test Question - Following A Bicycle Rider
Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad
Early Christmas Shopping
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Employment Wanted
'Empty Your Car' Sign - Street Smarts 4U
ER Patch
European Speed Bumps (2.6M)
Europeans Say No To The Euro
Fare Dodger
Fast Police Response
FBI Sleeper Agent
Finger's House
Firemen's Revenge
Flying Cathedral Excuse
Ford Police Chase (2.1M)
France Weather Forecast for November 2005
Free Demonstration
Freeway Chase (2.1M)
Full Speed Damage
Future Corrections Officer
Gangcouver
Gas Faith
Gas Fire
Gate Crasher - How NOT To Stop Your Car
Gate Crashers
George Carlin Quotes
Glassway or the Highway?
Go Granny, Go!
Golf Gun Murder
Good Advice
Good Enough, Officer?
Good Luck Angel
Good Son
Graphic Auto Accident
Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous
Guess Who Started The Fire
Halifax Pirate
Hay For Sale
Helmut Helmet
Homeland Security - FBI's Innovative Tracking of Terrorists
Honour Among Thieves
Honourable Organization
Horse Hearse
How Fast Were They Going?
How Not To Park Your Car (2.1M)
How To Arrest A Terrorist (1.7M)
How To Get Rid Of Skunks
How To Hack A Lock (2.5M)
How To Spot An Amish Terrorist
How To Tell If There's A Terrorist At The Airport
How To Track Illegal Aliens
How To Upgrade A Speeding Ticket (4.8M)
Hummers Only Look Tough
Hungry Door Lock
Identity Theft
Illegal Tinted Windows
I'm Fine, Officer!
Infringement Notice - New Zealand Cracker
Iraqi Passport Photos
Irishman's Quiet Passenger
Is This Legal?
Is Your Border Safe? (1.2M)
Italian Border Checkpoint for Quatros
Jailed Requests
Jet Bike
Judge-mental Lawyers
Just In Time
Juvenile Storage
Kenya Radar Trap
Killer Test
Knowing Scripture Can Save Your Life
Last Request
Lawn Chair Man
Legal Disclosure
Let's Say I Break Into Your House
Like This
Log Out - Here It Comes!
Lost Last Name
Lost Pigs
Louvre Paintings
Male Refund
Meet My Dog (480k)
Menopausal Wife with Detergent Tidings
Midget Fortune Teller: All-Points Bulletin
Moon Theft
Moosedemeanor
Most Expensive Car Wrecks
Motorbike Display (2.0M)
Motorcycle Enforcement in Japan
Motorcycle Inflammation
Motorcycle Traffic Violation
Mugger's Choice
Never-Die Railroad Conductor
Never Run a Red Light!
Never Underestimate The Power of Seniors
New Italian Police Car
New Police Radar - 'Sign' of the Times
New Speed Trap
New York Hospitality
Newfie Duck Hunter
Newspaper Bloopers
No Fee Chinese Detective
No Sailing Sailing
Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs
Not Guilty?
"Not On My Shift" Dog
Numb Skulls in Homeland Security
Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version
Off The Record Tastes
Only In Texas! #1 #2
Osama bin Workin
Overly Ambitious Employee
Overpass Passover
Pet Fish
Pickup Dropoff
Playing Through - The Dedicated Bagpipe Player
Police Car Of The Year
Police Cycle-Crotch Rider
Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol
Police Dogs in Alabama
Police Penance - Find the Missing Tire
Police ReTireMeant
Police Self-Imposed Roadblock
Politically Incorrect: B.C. Politicians - Lie and Die
Poodle Security
Practical Joe-ks
Prison vs. Work
Radar Warning
RCMP Carry Tim Horton's Logo
Rectum Stretcher
Red Light Runner - I Hit Someone, Officer?
Red Light Survivors
Redneck Border Security
Redneck Neighborhood Watch
Redneck Neighbors
Redneck Revenge
Redneck Time Out
Religious Customs Declaration
Reserved for Drunk Drivers
Road Hugging Tire
Road Pirate
Robbery Suspect
Robbing A Computer Programmer
Runaway Ostrich
Russian Political Humour
Safest Place In Canada
Santa Bodyguards
School Crossing - Slow Down!
Scottish DUI Test (900k)
Scratch Lottery Tickets (1.8M)
Scriptural Burglary
Scuba Diving Accident
Security for a Stripped Bike
See Da' Police, Mon?
Sewer Fishing Forbidden
She Wants Him Gone: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7
Sheriff's "Kick Your Ass" Donut Car
Shoplifters Beware
Silence Is Golden
Simultaneous Hunters
'Slow Down' Cop Sign
Snowman Holdup
Somalia Pirate Souvenir
Son's Sun Protector
Speed Limit Enforced By Attack Aircraft
Speed Trap
Speeding Back To School
Speeding Bird Caught in Radar Trap
Speeding Mother
Spot the Thief
Spotted Spotters
Stair Warning
Stolen Car
Stop Stealing Our Sign!
Stunt City (5.2M)
Super Cool Ticket (1.2M)
Suspended Practice
Tempting Parking Spot
Texas Motorcycle Seat
Texas Speed Camera
Texas Style Arrest (550k)
This Drink's On Me
'Thread The Needle' Traffic (300k)
Ticket Notice
Tired Out Cop Car
To Catch A Coin Thief
Toll Booth Speed Limit (1.9M)
Toyota's New Bait Car (800k)
Trunk Monkey Chaperone (1.1M)
Trunk Monkey Option for Speeding Tickets (1.2M)
'Turn Me Over' 'Pickup'
Underwater Radar Trap
Underwear Breath
UPS Fishing Boat
Warning - Lock Your Doors!
Watch Out For Slugger
What A Coincidence
What Red Light? (1.2M)
What Will I Wear For Court Today?
Who Do I Shoot?
Why Men Pay Higher Insurance Rates
Women Get Frustrating As They Grow Older
Worst Day Of My Life
Yale Grad
You Want Me To Do What?
"You'll Be Safe In Here!"

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