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"Legless
prisoner escapes, still on the run, authorities appear to be stumped."
"...
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
"Behind
every great fortune, there is a crime."
"Following
the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked."
"When
there is a choice of two evils, most men take both."
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
"Killer
Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years."
"The
first prisoner’s play resulted in a cell-out."
I wanted a man who wouldn’t stray so I’m dating a guy on house arrest.
Parole: A period at the end of a sentence.
Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.
Prism: A place for light waves that commit minor refractions.
Prison: The tuition you pay to learn you can't sell anything that isn't yours.
Skip:
What a prisoner will do if you give him enough rope.
Under the English legal system you are innocent until proven to be Irish.
Deliberate: To take back to prison.
What
kind of party do prisoners like best?
What
kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
What happens to cats when they get out of prison?
'Thinking Outside The Box' Puzzles
Find the hidden phrase or word (click on the image for the answer):

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Abbo Monopoly

Death of a Snowman

Long Winter

Lamp Escape

New Illinois License Plate

10 Most Wanted – Catching The Meanest
2003
FBI Serious Crimes
Abbo Monopoly
Alien Smuggling: How's Your
Claustrophobia?
Andy Rooneyisms
Biker's Last Request
Blonde Escapee
Blonde Execution
Bomb Squad Notice
Border Smuggler
Chain Gang
Message 4U
Clever Lawyer -
Defendant Parts
College Crime
Columbia
Street Party
Court
Martial at 5:00
Darwin "Natural
Selection" Awards - Criminal Category
Death of a Snowman
Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer
Disability Insurance for the New Prisoner (660k)
Early
Christmas Shopping
'Empty Your Car' Sign - Street Smarts 4U
Ford Police Chase
(2.1M)
Future Corrections Officer
George Carlin Quotes
Good Son
Hillbilly Gas Chamber
Honour Among Thieves
Honourable Organization
How Is Your Day
Going?
"It's A Good Thing", Martha! #1 #2 #3
Jailed Requests
Jesus Is
Watching You!
Killer Test
Lamp Escape
Last Request
Long Winter
Martha Stewart's
New 2004 Lifestyle
Michael
Jackson On The Run OJ Style
Nag, Nag, Nag
Negotiating Lawyers
Never-Die Railroad Conductor
New Illinois License Plate
Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs
Not Guilty?
Overly Ambitious Employee
Politically Incorrect: B.C.
Politicians - Lie and Die
Prison Bakery for the Stars
Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape
Osama bin
Workin
Prison Olympics - Razor Wire High Jumping
Prison vs. Work
Red Light Runner - I Hit Someone, Officer?
Redneck Row
Reduced Sentence Execution
Robbing A Computer Programmer
Russian Political Humour
Saddam's
Surgery
Safe Payment
Warning - Lock Your Doors!
Wrong Sentence Ending
Yale Grad
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