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Stress: When you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Following the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Legless prisoner escapes, still on the run, authorities appear to be stumped.
Prison: The tuition you pay to learn you can't sell anything that isn't yours.
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest.
Under the English legal system you are innocent until proven to be Irish.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.
Prism: A place for light waves that commit minor refractions.
Skip: What a prisoner will do if you give him enough rope.
When there is a choice of two evils, most men take both.
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years.
What happens to cats when they get out of prison?
How do prisoners stay in touch with each other?
What kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
The first prisoner's play resulted in a cell-out.
Behind every great fortune, there is a crime.
Parole: A period at the end of a sentence.
What kind of party do prisoners like best?
Why do performers like to visit prisons?
What do you call a tool in prison?
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
Deliberate: To take back to prison.

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Jesus Is Watching You!
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Nag, Nag, Nag
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Prison vs. Work
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