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"Legless prisoner escapes, still on the run, authorities appear to be stumped."
"... My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
"Behind every great fortune, there is a crime."
"Following the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked."
"When there is a choice of two evils, most men take both."
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Control: A short, ugly inmate.
"Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years."
"The first prisoner’s play resulted in a cell-out."
I wanted a man who wouldn’t stray so I’m dating a guy on house arrest.
Parole: A period at the end of a sentence.
Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.
Prism: A place for light waves that commit minor refractions.
Prison: The tuition you pay to learn you can't sell anything that isn't yours.
Skip: What a prisoner will do if you give him enough rope.
Under the English legal system you are innocent until proven to be Irish.
Deliberate: To take back to prison.
What kind of party do prisoners like best?
What kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
What happens to cats when they get out of prison?

'Thinking Outside The Box' Puzzles
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Abbo Monopoly


Death of a Snowman

Long Winter

Lamp Escape

New Illinois License Plate

10 Most Wanted – Catching The Meanest
2003 FBI Serious Crimes
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Chain Gang Message 4U
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Court Martial at 5:00
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Death of a Snowman

Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer
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Early Christmas Shopping
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Ford Police Chase  (2.1M)

Future Corrections Officer
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Jesus Is Watching You!
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Last Request

Long Winter

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Nag, Nag, Nag
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Never-Die Railroad Conductor

New Illinois License Plate

Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs

Not Guilty?

Overly Ambitious Employee

Politically Incorrect: B.C. Politicians - Lie and Die
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Osama bin Workin

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Prison vs. Work
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Robbing A Computer Programmer

Russian Political Humour

Saddam's Surgery
Safe Payment
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Wrong Sentence Ending

Yale Grad

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