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Pun: The lowest form of humour - when you don't think of it first.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
It's better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
What do you get if you cross a comedian and a warm roll?
Did you hear about the old lady who told knitting joe-ks?
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Word play is an art form. A pun is its own reword!
What does a comedian eat for breakfast?
All generalizations are false.
What is two-thirds of a pun?
2 wharves: 1 paradox

'Thinking Outside The Box' Puzzles
Find the hidden phrase or word (click on the image for the answer):

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Hellmann’s Mayonnaise


LiverPool


Brief Case


Pun-e Signs


Out Of Gas


Cardinals Select New Pope

A Baboon Wood - Would You?
A Better Mousetrap?
A Head Of His Time
A New Pope?
Afghan Delays
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice
Anagrams 4U: Words, Phrases & Business Terms
Ascent to the Papacy - The Pope Who Almost Was
Automatic Flattery - Give Yourself Some Recognition
Avid Bowlers
Bacon Tree
Bald Rabbits
Banished From Paradise
Bar Brain - Playing Head Games
Bathroom Thigns
Bear's Bud Light
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
Beware of Black Tarmac
Blessings From The Pope
Blonde Bull-ony
Bride & Groom Brooms
Brief Case
Brittany Speers - a Hooter?
Bumper Stickers
Cardinals Select New Pope
Chicken Literacy
Chief Onestone
Chinese Light Work
Chinese Proverbs
Christmas Music Composer Puns
Christmas Puns
Chunnel Stress
Clearly Good Intentions
Cloned Westerner
Coffin Attack
Computer Expert from Athens - Après Olympiad
Copyright
Cow Lessons - Turning the Udder Cheek
Daffynitions for the Humourist
Deacon Funeral
Deck Of Cards Patient
Deep Thoughts
Defunitions
Departing Buffalo
Diatribe Joe-ks 4U
DNA Genes
Do You Drive A Cataract?
Doctor Types
Duck Dinner @ the Chinese Restaurant
The Duel
Dyslexic Smiley
Easter Bunny's Hare Spray
Elephant Blues
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant's Long Memory
English Teacher's Hospital Greeting
English-isms
Eskimo Peeping Tom
Fired Sanitation Employee
'First' Class Puns
Fly Football for the Cup and Saucer
Font Drinks @ The Bar
Gas Fire
Gnu Weather Forecasting
God's Unfair Advantage
Golf Gun Murder
Golfer Pants
Grin and Bear It
Groucho Marx Quotes
Guided Missile's Civil Name
Hellmann’s Mayonnaise
Herb's Good Time
Humourous Puns
I Am My Own Grandpa
Inflation in 2004
Inseparable Seizures – Tribal Specialists
Inspirational Quotes
Irish Year-Round, Many-Legged Groaner
Italian Pasta Diet
Jewish Suicide Pilots
Knock Knock Joe-ks
Las Vegas Church Donations
Lawyer Expands Practice
Lettuce Not Go There...
Little Johnny's Weather Forecast
LiverPool
Louvre Paintings
Mexican Jews? No, Senor!
Midget Fortune Teller: All-Points Bulletin
Mine Your Own Business!
Mink Stole For Her Birthday
Missing Four Point Tool
The Missionary Couple
Mole Food
Monk's Fish And Chip Stand
Murphy's Laws Plus
Never-Die Railroad Conductor
Nun Of That
Old Testament Hooker
Oredr Of Ltteers In a Wrod
Out Of Gas
Oxymoron Joe-ks
Oxymoronic Statements
Oxymorons 4U
Patient Closes Own Incision
Penny For Your Thoughts
Pool Ball Diet – Doctor's Prescription
Postal Delivery of Damp Mail
Power Tool Buddies
Pun-ishment – Witty Puns 4U
Prayer To Lesson The Wind
Precious Paint Supply
Prunes & Holy Water
Pun-e Signs
Puns Intended... Doing Pun-itence
Puntastic!
Recipe for a Large Family Reunion - Elephant Stew
Rectum Racquetball
Reely Good Joe-k
Religious One Liners
Restroom Thigns
Riddles 4U
Saddam's Relatives
Sailing Accident
Sam Clam and Ollie Oyster
Sausage Humourist - Wurst Ever
Scented Owl
Sea Monster's Appetite for Potatoes
Seeing Eye Dog Workout
Sharing The Bull
Shaved by Grace
Signs Of The Times
Sleeping Robins
Something Sounds Fishy
Sons of the Squaws
State Mental Choir
Stevie Wonder's Jazz Chord
Thanks For The Mammaries, Doc!
That's No More, Eh?
Throne Collector
Toastmaster Advice
Toll Booth... I Toll You So!
Tom Swifties
Trip to Holland
Truly Tasteless Veggie
T-Shirt Text
Two Story House For Sale
Vegetarians Don't Go To Meetings
Veggie Tale
Warning - Lock Your Doors!
Water Pollution Control
What Is?
What You Get When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
Whys?
Will Made for Nird and Ird
Wrench-ing Dog Story
Wrong Sentence Ending
X-Ray Wedding
Yam, Little Sweet Potato
Zoo Cage Cleaner:  #1  #2
'First' Class Puns
Puntastic Puns


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