The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and have the two as close together as possible.

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.
The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.
Bulletin board on lawn of a New Jersey Church: “We reserve the right to accept everybody.”
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.
Christian Nation: One that has Churches too many people stay away from on Sunday.
Religious Movement: What you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia.
Eve asked Adam to start the first garden - the first thing he dug up was an excuse.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Sinner: A man who makes no pretensions to being good on one day out of seven.
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
What do you call it when a rabbi, a priest, and a minister hold a service together?
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, you can ignore this notice.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Sign outside of Church:  Clergy Parking Space ... You park - You preach
Did you hear about the skunk who made big donations to the Church?
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
What best-selling book can you purchase at a Christian bookstore?
Nice guys finish last... but as the Bible says, the first shall be last.
Perspire: How Church builders calculate their construction costs.
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?
What is the favourite sermon of the painter-turned pastor?
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
How did Moses describe Egypt's treatment of his people?
Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments.
What happened at the baseball game played on the Ark?
Religion: Insurance in this world against fire in the next.
Big Bang Theory: God spoke and “Bang!”, it happened
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why were the animals on the ark angry at its builder?
What animals failed to come to Noah's Ark in pairs?
Why did the pastor always videotape his sermons?
What did the cabbage Preacher say to his Church?
What is the sharpest tool mentioned in the Bible?
Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
New Orleans appoints Noah as Project Manager...
What did the pastor say when he took a shower?
Who is the smallest man mentioned in the Bible?
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
Where were planes first mentioned in the Bible?
Insinuate: Adam and Eve's least favourite word.
When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
What do you call a nun who goes sleep walking?
What did Noah do in his spare time on the ark?
What Bible character was named after a pig?
How did Noah get wrecked cars onto the ark?
What animals didn't come on the ark in pairs?
Poop Deck: A naval term attributed to Noah.
What flies, chirps, and sings religious songs?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why couldn't anyone play cards on the ark?
Why don't skeletons play music in a Church?
Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
Why is Noah called the father of the circle?
What kind of song do men sing in Church?
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Who was the 1st electrician in the Bible?
For how long did Cain dislike his brother?
Want a taste of religion? Bite a Minister.
Who was the best financier in the Bible?
What was the surgeon doing in Church?
What prayer do cows say at bedtime?
DIOS: The one true operating system.
What's the best cure for truth decay?
Why is a clergyman like a shoemaker?
Catholic: A person obsessed by felines.
Osmosis: An early Australian prophet.
Which Bible character had no parents?
What grade did God give the Pharaoh?
Trust in God - but tie your camel tight.
He has the face of a Saint... Bernard
What was Noah doing in the kitchen?
Who was the first man to do math?
Why is Sunday the strongest day?
Are you following Jesus this close?
Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers
What does a sick preacher take?
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
Who was older, David or Goliath?
What kind of dog did Noah have?
Monastery: Consecration camp.
Where was Solomon's temple?
Blind Bishop Appointed to See
What was Noah's profession?
Luke 4:8 on a License Plate?
What ship praises God?
How do angels fly?

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Judas Asparagus


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If God Had Texted the 10 Commandments


Biblical Humour


Sundae Sermon


Prayer Conditioning


Original Homeland Security - Second Amendment


Organ Donor


Different Drugs


Lobster Suppers


Garden of Eat'En


All Dogs Go To Heaven


Amish Prom Limo


Just Deserts


Redneck Revenge


Beerful Church


God Gives Restaurant


Moldy Bible


Dear Abbey


Rising To The Occasion


Daily Inspiration


Computer Bread


Babble Language


Barn Art


Good Luck Angel


Redneck Advent Calendar


The Power Of Faith


Church Sign Humour


Jesus On The Beach


Ascension Day Bike


Moses' Headache Relief


Leaving A Good Impression


An Evening Prayer - With Your Best Friends


Redneck Church Sign

'Thinking Outside The Box' Puzzles
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50th Anniversary Gift of Travel
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Advice From God
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Angels
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Anyone Without Sin?
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Beerful Church
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Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church
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Book Collector's Search for the Gutenberg Bible
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Burning Bush
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Can You Take It With You When You Die?
Car Sharing - a Priest and Rabbi Tale
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Center Of The Bible
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Christian in Lion's Den - Saved By Toastmasters
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Chronic Coughers
Church Accepts All Denominations
Church Bored Board Meeting
Church Bulletin Bloopers
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Church Butt Sleeper
Church Hymns by Word Association
Church Humour
Church Moments  (2.7M)
Church Organist's Cure For Cold
Church Re-Bait
Church Sign Generator
Church Sign Humour
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Chutzpah Defined
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Collection Up For Grabs
Commandments
Computer Bread
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Confession To Make
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Confucius Says
Copyright
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Cross To Bear
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Da Vinci Code Revealed
Daily Inspiration
Dark In Here
“David & Goliath” Sumo Mismatch
Day of Light and Darkness
Deacon Funeral
Dead Mule @ Church
Dear Abbey
Delays
Devilish In-Law
Differences Between Christmas and Chanukah
Difference Between a Convict and a Lawyer
Different Drugs
Disease Prevention for Church Organists
The Dog's Funeral
Doing Her Time
Don't Despair - Sister Martha's Looking After You
Don't Mess With The Amish
Double Mark of the Beast
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy
Drawing God
Dying Pope's Last Request
Dying Request
Early Easter Date 2008
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Ed Schellenberg - Memorial Service
Elder Approved Transportation
Electronic Non-Translator
e-mail From God
Email Gone Astray - Meeting Your Wife Earlier Than Expected?
The End is Near - Turn Yourself Around!
Engineer Improvements in Hell
The Evils of Television
Evolution Of Man
The Evolution of Man & Woman
Evolution of Women
The Eye Of God - NASA Hubble Telescope
Fat Friend Prayer
The First Couple
First Major Change by German Pope
Fishing With Moses
Football Dilemma
Forgiveness Spreadsheet
Four Worm Parable
Free Trip To Heaven
Friendship Prayer
Future Minister
Future Preacher
Gandhi Calluses
Garden of Eden Nationality
Garden of Daily Living - Reap What You Sow
Garden of Eat'En
Gas Faith
George Burns Quotes
George Carlin Quotes
The Gift Of Life
Give Satan An Inch
“Glad It's Done” Sermon
God's Billboard
God Gives Restaurant
God Is Like...
God Is Watching Over “US”
God's Little Instructions
God Will Provide
God's Unfair Advantage
God's Watching Over You
Golden Telephone
Good Confession
Good Luck Angel
Goodbye Daddy
Grace In A Low Voice
Grandma's Boyfriend
Grin and Bear It
Guilt
Guilty Golfer
Hallelujah Chorus: Wrong-Key Organist  (670k)
Halloween Kiss
Halo to the Holy Dog
Handbell Registration - Union Members Need Not Apply
Hanukkah Night Before Christmas
Have Lunch With God - Bring Chips!
Head Hog Of The Trough
Heaven Can Weight
Heaven Is For Best Friends
Heaven Is Where ...
Heavenly Matrimony
Heavenly Round Of Golf
Heaven's Baseball Game
Hell Does Freeze Over!
Hell Toupee
Help For The Snoring Husband
Henny Youngman Quotes
Hire Her
Holy Cow
Honk If You Love Jesus
Horseback Riding Preacher
How Many Women Can A Man Marry?
How To Increase Church Attendance
How To Make Holy Water
Humble Appetite
Hummingbird Nest - From Nest to Flyaway
Hunting Dog Walks On Water
Hutterite Triathletes - Olympic Hasbeens
Hymn Choice Reward for Biggest Givers
Hymns For All Occasions
Hymns For The Over 50 Crowd
If Dogs Sent Letters To God... Chrysler Beagle?
If God Had Texted the 10 Commandments
I'm A Lightbulb
The Immaculate Contraption by Lionized College Students
In Another Woman's Arms
Innocence Is Priceless
Inspirational Quotes
Internet Nun
Irish Alzheimer's
Irish Birth Control
Is That God's Boy Over There?
It's The Thought That Counts
Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D.
Jesus' Father's Name
Jesus Is Watching You!
Jesus On The Beach
Jewish Christmas Celebration
Jewish Holiday
Jewish Mother-In-Law
Jewish Operation
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Jewish Samurai
Jewish Satisfaction
Jewish Suicide Pilots
Joining The Army Of The Lord
Judas Asparagus
Just Deserts
Key Lesson
Kid's Groaners
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Kids Komments
KKK Preacher
Knocking On Heaven's Door
Knowing A Little Greek
Knowing Scripture Can Save Your Life
Kosher Computers
Las Vegas Church Donations
Last Call For Heaven
Last Request
Laus Deo
Learning To Spell
Leaving A Good Impression
Left-Hand Painter
Lego Church
Lent Conversion
Lessons From Noah
Let My People Go - Debt Free
Let The Church Help
'Let Us Pray' or 'Let Us Prey'?  (800k)
Letters to God - From Children
Lifespan Allocation - What Man Does With 80 Years
Lighthouse Safety
Little Angel
Little Johnny's First Church Service
Little Johnny's Grace-Full Exit
Little Johnny's Ice Cream Sunday
Little White Lies @ the Ladies' Bake Sale
Lobster Suppers
Long Sermon? Blame the Wife's Dentures
Long Sermon - Give Him The Money Now
Loose Canon
The Lost Chapter of Genesis
Lost Churches of Louisiana
Lot Fleas The City
Lot's Wife
Luke-Hot License Plate 4U
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Meennesnowta
Make Womb For Baby
Making Money
Marketing 101 in a Catholic Country
Memorial Service
Men, Thou Shalt Brew

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Message From God
Messianic Sign - Lion & Lamb Peace
Mexican Jews? No, Senor!
Miss Bea
Missed Palm Sunday
Missing Bibles
Moldy Bible
Money From God
Monk's Christmas Vow
Monk's Fish And Chip Stand
Monk On A Rope
Monk's Story
Moral Lesson
Moses As A Lifeguard
Moses' Bath
Moses' Computer Skills
Moses' Headache Relief
Moses Parting the Ice Field
Most Famous Man
Mummy's Heart Attack
Nationality of Adam and Eve
Negotiations in Israel
Never Try To Outsmart A Woman!
New Christmas Stamps
New School Prayer
Newfoundland's End Of The World
Noah's 2005 Ark
Noah's Holey Ark - One Woodpecker Two Many
Noah's Naughty Rabbit
Non-Denomination Church
Nun Chairs - Great Looking Legs!
Nun Of That:   #1  #2
Nuns @ a Baseball Game - a Habit For Them
Nun's Bedpan Gas
Nun-Sense @ the Airport
Old Testament Hooker
Old Time Preaching
One Way Ticket To Mars
Organ Donor
Original Homeland Security - Second Amendment
Outnumbered Theology
Paint Thinner
Parable of the Retired Dollar Bill
Parachute Priorities
Parrot Prayers
Parting of the Red Sea
Pass It On
Passing the Bar Exam to Join The Club
Pastor's Business Card
Pastor's Life in the Arms of a Woman
Pastor's New Teeth
Pastoral Visitation
Patient's Last Request
Pedestrian Lawyers
Penance Observed
Pennies And Seconds
The Perfect Pastor
Performance Pay - God's Answer  (60k)
Philosophy 101 - The Chair That Doesn't Exist
The Pickle Jar
Picture of God
Pilot Gets Heavenly Treatment
Pine Trees Know When It's Easter
Plastic Surgery for Long Life
Please - Noah More!
Plenty of Room for God's Creatures in Saskatoon
Poker Hands
Politician's Corn - Miracle In The Making
Pope's Good & Bad News Message
Pothole Brothers
The Power Of Faith
Practical Joe-ks
Practice Makes Perfect
Prayer Conditioning
Prayer Request for Bob
Prayer To Lesson The Wind
Praying For Their Enemies in Edmonton?
Preacher's Advice For Prosperity
Preacher's Expanding Salary
Preacher Gives Thanks for the Wine
Preacher's Patience Bike
Preaching To A Bear
Precious Cow for Dying Mother
Pre-Planned Prayer
Priest's Backwards Collar
Priest's First Confession
Priest's Last Place Rites
Prince Charles - Marriage Warning
Principles of Three WorldReligions
Prunes & Holy Water
Psalm 129
Psalm 404
Pulpit Talk
Quaker Spinster
Rabbi's Advice on Wife's Poison
Rabbi Rocks On The Water
Rebuilding in New Orleans
Redneck Advent Calendar
Redneck Book of Manners
Redneck Church Sign
Redneck's Flight Refund
Redneck Nativity Scene
Redneck Revenge
Redundant God
Religion 101 - Looking for a Volunteer
Religious-Based Divorce
Religious Customs Declaration
Religious One Liners
Religious Sudoku
Requirement Of Your Faith?
Restless God
Right and Wrong to Little Johnny
'Right Your Wrongs' Wash-Away Sins Towelette
Rising To The Occasion
Risk of Using His Name In Vain
'Roll Up The Rim To Win' Cups:  Loser  Religious
Chinese
Used
Roses Are Redish
Run Through The Rain With Me, My Friends!
Russian Paradise
Sacred Priest
Samaritan Zipper
Scotsman's Trip to the Holy Land
Scriptural Burglary
Scripture Verses on the Doors
Seagull From Heaven
Secret Behind the “Twelve Days of Christmas” Song
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sermon On Alcohol
Sermon Sleeper
Seven Lemon Confession
Sewn Significance... Sew What?
Sex on the Sabbath - Work or Play?
Sharing Your Faith - Kindergarten Perspective
Shaved by Grace
Sibling Commandment
Signs of Christmas Everywhere
Signs You're Flat Broke
Silent Church Service
Simultaneous Hunters
The Sin of Lying
Sister Logical
Sleeping Sermons
Slow Train Ride To Town
Snake Math
Snoring Congregation Member
Soiled Service
Something 'Christmassy' In Heaven
Songs For The Pastor
Soul Repair
Southern Blessing
Speaking In Tongues
Speaking in Tongues for Animals
Speed Trap
Standing Up For Heaven
Steinbach Terrorist Attack
Stomach Gas - Cute One!
The Stoned Age & Judyism by College Students
Stop With The Jewish Joe-ks!
Storm Clouds
St. Peter's Politics
Sundae Sermon
Sunday Collection
Sunday Drive in the Country - TheGood Old Days
Sunday School Joe-ks
Supersize Calories
Taking Care of Church Gossip
Take Only ONE - God Is Watching!
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Talented Donkey
Talking Centipede
Taste Of Religion
Tax Cheater
Tee Time in Heaven
Tempting Parking Spot
Ten Commandments List
Ten Dollar Sermon
Tenderized Missionaries
The Texan's Prayer
Thanks For The Schnapps!
Thanksgiving During Biblical Times
Theology - Kid Style
Things My Mother Taught Me:     #1  #2 #3
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This Is Heaven
Thou Shalt Not Park Here
Time's Up!
'Tired Of Sin' Church Ad
Toe Jam Guitar  (2.6M)
Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers
Toy Prayers
Tribute to our Catholic Friends - List of Popes
Trivia Contest
Trouble Tree
Trust or Repair?
Turpentine - Most Powerful Liquid In The World
Two Lines in Heaven
Ugly Bus To Paradise
Unbeerievable Nuns
Understanding Women
Unique Perspective
Vatican City's New Breakfast Special
Vegetarian Missionary
Visiting Preacher's Rapturous Sermon
Unwanted Choir Singer
Wanda The Wonderful
Water Closet Classic
Waterfall Method for Buildings
Whale Tale
What Do You See?
What Doesn't Constitute As Going To Church
'What You Hear' Blessing
What's a Sunday Advenist?
What's He Going To Be?
When Can I Drive, Dad?
Where Would You Rather Live?
Who'll Take Stalin's Body?
Who's in Heaven?
Who's The Most Religious?
Why Does God Allow Injustice?
Why God Created Eve
Why Jesus is Better Than Santa
Why Men Live 75 Years
Why We Forward Email
Wise Girl
World Jigsaw Puzzle
World Renowned Super Dave
World War II Confession
World's First Tradesman - The Electrician
World's Toughest Riddle
Wrench-ing Dog Story
You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church If...
Youth Pastor's Last Speech  (3.0M)
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Forrest Gump In Heaven
Heaven-Word
Heavenly Computer Contest
Holey Golfing
Parachute Problems
Politician in Heaven
Stud Service Recall From Heaven
This Is Heaven
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Hell Defined

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