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Are you following Jesus this close?
Want a taste of religion? Bite a Minister.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and have the two as close together as possible.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."
He has the face of a Saint... Bernard.
Nice guys finish last... but as the Bible says, the first shall be last.
The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
Luke 4:8 on a License Plate?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
DIOS: The one true operating system.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Eve asked Adam to start the first garden – the first thing he dug up was an excuse.
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, you can ignore this notice.
New Orleans appoints Noah as Project Manager...
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
What's the best cure for truth decay?
Blind Bishop Appointed to See
Top 10 Sayings of Biblical Mothers
What does a sick preacher take?
What is the favourite sermon of the painter-turned pastor?
Why is Noah called the father of the circle?
Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads “We reserve the right to accept everybody.”
Trust in God – but tie your camel tight.
What was Noah's profession?
What do you call it when a rabbi, a priest, and a minister hold a service together?
How did Moses describe Egypt's treatment of his people?
What grade did God give the Pharaoh?
Who was the best financier in the Bible?
What animals didn't come on the ark in pairs?
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.

Christian Nation: One that has Churches too many people stay away from on Sunday.
What kind of song do men sing in Church?
Why is a clergyman like a shoemaker?
Why did the pastor always videotape his sermons?
What is the sharpest tool mentioned in the Bible?
Why couldn't anyone play cards on the ark?
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
Why don't skeletons play music in a Church?
For how long did Cain dislike his brother?
When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
Catholic: A person obsessed by felines.
Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.
Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments.
Insinuate: Adam and Eve's least favourite word.
Monastery: Consecration camp.
Perspire: How Church builders calculate their construction costs.
Poop Deck: A naval term attributed to Noah.
Religious Movement: What you get when you mix holy water with milk of magnesia.
Sinner: A man who makes no pretensions to being good on one day out of seven.
Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
What animals failed to come to Noah's Ark in pairs?
Why is Sunday the strongest day?
What do you call a nun who goes sleep walking?
Who was older, David or Goliath?
Religion: Insurance in this world against fire in the next.
Osmosis: An early Australian prophet.
Who is the smallest man mentioned in the Bible?
What was Noah doing in the kitchen?
Who was the 1st electrician in the Bible?

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.

Which Bible character had no parents?
Did you hear about the skunk who made big donations to the Church?
What did the cabbage Preacher say to his Church?

How do angels fly?

 

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Angels

Answered Diet Prayer
Anyone Without Sin?

As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life
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Asylum Masterpiece - Exodus From Egypt
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Belly Button Tattoos for Primates
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Day of Light and Darkness
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Easter Sudoku Puzzle
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The End is Near – Turn Yourself Around!
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God Is Like...
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God Will Provide
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God's Watching Over You
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Heaven Is Where ...
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Honk If You Love Jesus
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Hymn Choice Reward for Biggest Givers
Hymns For All Occasions
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If Dogs Sent Letters To God… Chrysler Beagle?
I'm A Lightbulb

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In Another Woman's Arms
Innocence Is Priceless

Inspirational Quotes

Internet Nun

Irish Alzheimer's 

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It's The Thought That Counts

Jerusalem Obituary, 33 A.D.

Jesus’ Father’s Name
Jesus Is Watching You!
Jesus On The Beach

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Knowing Scripture Can Save Your Life

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Little Angel

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Long Sermon - Give Him The Money Now
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Lot Fleas The City
Lot's Wife

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Marketing 101 in a Catholic Country
Memorial Service
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Message From God
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Miss Bea

Missed Palm Sunday

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Moldy Bible 

Money From God
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Monk’s Fish And Chip Stand

Monk On A Rope
Monk's Story
Moral Lesson
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Moses' Bath
Moses' Computer Skills

Moses' Headache Relief

Moses Parting the Ice Field
Mummy’s Heart Attack
Nationality of Adam and Eve
Negotiations in Israel
Never Try To Outsmart A Woman!
New Christmas Stamps
New School Prayer

Newfoundland's End Of The World

Noah's 2005 Ark

Noah’s Holey Ark – One Woodpecker Two Many

Noah's Naughty Rabbit

Non-Denomination Church

Nun Chairs – Great Looking Legs!

Nun Of That:   #1    #2

Nuns @ a Baseball Game – a Habit For Them
Nun’s Bedpan Gas

Nun-Sense @ the Airport
Old Testament Hooker
Old Time Preaching
One Way Ticket To Mars
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Paint Thinner
Parable of the Retired Dollar Bill
Parachute Priorities
Parrot Prayers

Parting of the Red Sea

Pass It On

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Pastoral Visitation
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