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What goes zzub zzub?
 
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Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
 
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How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
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What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
 
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Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into to the dance?
 
What kind of train carries gum?
 
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What do you call a fake noodle?
 
Is it hard to spot a leopard?
 
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Why do soccer players do so well in school?
 
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Why do potatoes make good detectives?
 
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How do they stop crime at McDonald's?
 
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Why was Johnny Appleseed surprised when he was hit on the head by an apple?
 
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How do you get even with your computer winning at chess?
 
Where do you send old detectives?
 
What bear doesn't want to grow up?
 
Why are vampires artistic?
 
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Which dog works for the circus?
 
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How do you make soup gold?
 
Where do streams buy their novels?
 
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Where do cats go on vacation?
 
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What does it mean when you find a lucky horseshoe?
 
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