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Which nasty bug is a famous pirate?
 
How does a guinea pig get up to the second floor?
 
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
 
What tree can't you climb?
 
How do you know that you're at the top of your class?
 
What did the scientist say when he found a 300-year-old sausage?
 
What happened when Peter Rabbit was chased out of Mr. McGregor's garden?
 
What hero delivers meals to your house?
 
How do you buy a chessboard in Australia?
 
Where did Noah keep his pinball machine?
 
What did King Tut get for his birthday?
 
Why can't an eel ever win an argument?
 
Why did the hockey player bring rope to the hockey game?
 
What do Eskimos eat for breakfast?
 
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with french fries?
 
Did you hear about the CEO who loved surfing?
 
What does a match do when it loses its temper?
 
How do you send a soda through the mail?
 
What did the mother rope say to her child?
 
What music do wasps and yellowjackets listen to?
 
Why did the cranberry turn red?
 
What are goose bumps for?
 
What animals are on legal documents?
 
What do you get when you cross a clown with a chicken?
 
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
 
How do you get to the army base?
 
How do you get to the Crossword Company?
 
What would you get if you crossed a golden retriever with a carrot?
 
How do you know that the ocean is friendly?
 
Why was the young whale sent to the principal?
 
What do you get when you cross a small horn and a little flute?
 
Why are basketball coaches happy?
 
How do you make fruit punch?
 
What did the acupuncturist say to the patient who phoned at midnight?
 
Is Frankenstein scary?
 
What do you call it when a violin player runs away?
 
How do you describe a very cold flea?
 
Why didn't the witch wear a flat cap?
 
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
 
What kind of fish can do brain surgery?
 
Which country has the most horses?
 
What do you call a fish that services pianos?
 
Why do baseball players make good pianists?
 
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
 
Why did the watch get into trouble at school?
 
What do you call a deaf elephant?
 
Who is the smallest bear?
 
What do you call the rear entrance to a cafeteria?
 
What do you call a Mexican man who lost his car?
 
Why did Einstein go to the beach?
 
Why won't African elephants play cards?
 
What do you call a cool rabbit that can rap?
 
What do women gardeners wear when they get married?
 
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
 
How do you become a zookeeper without going to school?
 
What's an orchestra conductor's favourite dessert?
 
Why did the girl stop dating the invisible man?
 
What type of art does a dog like to practice on glass?
 
Who was James Bond's spookiest enemy?
 
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind as it hits a car windshield?
 
What happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?
 
why do hurricanes travel so fast?
 
What's the job that you use texting the most?
 
Where do rabbits go for an eye test?
 
Why did Little Johnny give his teacher a PC?
 
Why did the charge card turn in more homework?
 
Which bird never grows up?
 
As I was going to the North Pole I met nine elves.
Each elf had nine reindeer,
Each reindeer had nine bags.
Each bag had nine puppies.
And each bag had also nine cats, reindeer, elves, puppies and cats.
How many were going to the North Pole?
 
What is a hedgehog's favourite snack?
 
What did the knife say to the pencil?
 
Why don't bananas snore?
 
What happened to the rhubarb thief?
 
What reptile can you find in a clogged drain?
 
Did you hear about the ice that lost its job?
 
Why were the bees on strike?
 
Where does a squid sleep when he camps?
 
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does a scuba diver get?
 
Why are barns so noisy?
 
What's a demolition derby driver's favourite vegetable?
 
Why was the computer late for class?
 
What do sparrows serve at parties?
 
Why did the tire take a holiday?
 
What do women lifeguards wear when they get married?
 
Why is it difficult to eat soup with a moustache?
 
How do you know when a Smurf has been in your kitchen?
 
How do you kill tortellini?
 
What's the capital of Arkansas?
 
Why did the robot need a manicure?
 
Who is the leader of the popcorn?
 
Why did the quarterback go to college?
 
What happens when you take a picture of the Invisible Man?
 
What would you get if you crossed a sheep and a monkey?
 
What's a whale's favourite magazine?
 
Why do fish live in salt water?
 
What do you call a spy movie set at the North Pole?
 
Why did the boulder's wife divorce him?
 
What do elephants wear on their legs?
 
What did the ghoul eat with his soup?
 
What do you call a deer that yells out road instructions?
 
What was the highest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
 
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