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Which pirate do fish fear the most?
 
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
 
What kind of underwear do mummies wear?
 
What Robin Hood sidekick loved fast food?
 
What do photographers and bats have in common?
 
What does the Joe-kster wear under his pants?
 
What city cheats at exams?
 
What did the librarian use for bait?
 
How can you recognize a dogwood tree?
 
What people would never join a nudist camp?
 
What did the shrimp yell to the seaweed?
 
What did the paint give the wall on their 1st anniversary?
 
What does Indiana Jones like on his ice cream?
 
Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
 
Who invented the grandfather clock?
 
If there were a bank holdup, who would be the main witness?
 
Why is it fun to play baseball with Dracula?
 
What side of a hedgehog is the sharpest?
 
Where do books sleep?
 
Which two animals are found in the alphabet?
 
Why did the truck driver stop on the highway to eat his salad?
 
Why did the giant get into trouble at school?
 
What do you call a rodent that lives in your bedroom?
 
What do you call a rabbit that likes to swim with crocodiles?
 
What do you call the man who makes his living selling refreshments in the interval at Euro Cup matches?
 
How did the ditchdigger get his job?
 
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
 
What are teenage giraffes told when they go on their first date?
 
What did one plate say to the other plate?
 
What's the fastest vegetable on earth?
 
What's the most popular name for a hamburger?
 
Which New York Yankee wears the biggest cap?
 
How did the ecologist feel when the trees turned to stone?
 
Where's a good place to take your golf clubs after the game?
 
What do you call Dracula's accent?
 
What animal is the best poker player?
 
What gender are many employees at the Post Office?
 
How do artists become famous?
 
What game do mice like to play?
 
Why did the chicken run on to the soccer field?
 
What's worse than being a 300-pound witch?
 
Why is the Dracula family so close?
 
What is black, white and very difficult?
 
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
 
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
 
Why don't school children know about the Iron Age?
 
What do you get if you cross a fishing rod with Batman?
 
What do computer programmers like to eat for breakfast?
 
Why don't aliens drown in hot chocolate?
 
How do you make a sausage roll?
 
What keeps an igloo warm?
 
When is fog like food?
 
Action Man drove his sports car off a bridge. Was he hurt?
 
Where do restless travelers like to go?
 
Why do bagpipers walk so fast when they play?
 
Where do belly dancers get their education?
 
Why didn't the computer answer the question?
 
Do fish perspire?
 
Did you hear about the absent-minded Siamese twins?
 
A class has a top and a bottom. What is in the middle?
 
What happened when the steam hammer was invented?
 
Where do cows get their education?
 
When fish swim in schools, who helps their teacher?
 
Why did the piano teacher chase the elephant with a feather?
 
What did the carpenter make for the textbook?
 
What's the best way to cut down on air pollution in schools?
 
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
 
What do you call a naughty glove?
 
What happened to the bag of popcorn that was arrested at the theater?
 
What did the fish give his teacher?
 
What do you call a pickle that draws?
 
What do you call an attack by a bunch of wigs?
 
Why did the clock get in trouble in class?
 
Who wrote 'Southern Cooking'?
 
What city is tilted?
 
What do you get when you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
 
What did the wall say to the corner?
 
What is an orangutan's favourite tool?
 
What is the shakiest national park?
 
What did the violin say to the violinist?
 
Why do ranchers ride horses?
 
What advice do you give to baseball players?
 
How do trees get on the internet?
 
Why did the coffee cup go down to the police station?
 
Which month of the year has 26 days?
 
What type of shoes do frogs wear?
 
What do you call a line of men who are waiting to get a haircut?
 
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
 
How did the robber get caught at the art gallery?
 
What do you call a bull when he is sleeping?
 
What did baby corn say to mummy corn?
 
What did the salad say to the tomatoes?
 
What jewelry do rabbits love?
 
What do you call a fly with no wings?
 
How many apples grow on trees?
 
What do you call a fake noodle?
 
Who can eat a lot of iron without getting sick?
 
What kind of food do math teachers eat?
 
How do prisoners make calls?
 
What did the giraffe say when he bent down to talk to the fish?
 
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20-Oct-2018

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