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What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
 
Why don't school children know about the Iron Age?
 
What do you get if you cross a fishing rod with Batman?
 
What do computer programmers like to eat for breakfast?
 
Why don't aliens drown in hot chocolate?
 
How do you make a sausage roll?
 
What keeps an igloo warm?
 
When is fog like food?
 
Action Man drove his sports car off a bridge. Was he hurt?
 
Where do restless travelers like to go?
 
Why do bagpipers walk so fast when they play?
 
Where do belly dancers get their education?
 
Why didn't the computer answer the question?
 
Do fish perspire?
 
Did you hear about the absent-minded Siamese twins?
 
A class has a top and a bottom. What is in the middle?
 
What happened when the steam hammer was invented?
 
Where do cows get their education?
 
When fish swim in schools, who helps their teacher?
 
Why did the piano teacher chase the elephant with a feather?
 
What did the carpenter make for the textbook?
 
What's the best way to cut down on air pollution in schools?
 
Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
 
What do you call a naughty glove?
 
What happened to the bag of popcorn that was arrested at the theater?
 
What did the fish give his teacher?
 
What do you call a pickle that draws?
 
What do you call an attack by a bunch of wigs?
 
Why did the clock get in trouble in class?
 
Who wrote 'Southern Cooking'?
 
What city is tilted?
 
What do you get when you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
 
What did the wall say to the corner?
 
What is an orangutan's favourite tool?
 
What is the shakiest national park?
 
What did the violin say to the violinist?
 
Why do ranchers ride horses?
 
What advice do you give to baseball players?
 
How do trees get on the internet?
 
Why did the coffee cup go down to the police station?
 
Which month of the year has 26 days?
 
What type of shoes do frogs wear?
 
What do you call a line of men who are waiting to get a haircut?
 
Where do sheep go for a haircut?
 
How did the robber get caught at the art gallery?
 
What do you call a bull when he is sleeping?
 
What did baby corn say to mummy corn?
 
What did the salad say to the tomatoes?
 
What jewelry do rabbits love?
 
What do you call a fly with no wings?
 
How many apples grow on trees?
 
What do you call a fake noodle?
 
Who can eat a lot of iron without getting sick?
 
What kind of food do math teachers eat?
 
How do prisoners make calls?
 
What did the giraffe say when he bent down to talk to the fish?
 
Why are cows so great at their jobs?
 
What did zero say to the eight?
 
What is an atomic scientist's favourite snack?
 
Why did no one say anything when the King farted?
 
How does an Eskimo build his house?
 
Where do they send homeless dogs?
 
Why are farmers cruel?
 
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
 
What's big and gray and lives underwater?
 
What sickness can a plane catch?
 
What do you get if you cross a cow and a pogo stick?
 
Why didn't Clark Kent walk under the ladder?
 
Have you heard the joe-k about the jump rope?
 
How do parameciums call home?
 
Why couldn't the three bears get back into their house?
 
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
 
What kind of music do insects like to dance to?
 
What is a sleeping child?
 
Why did Little Johnny eat so fast?
 
What do llamas wear to bed?
 
Why was the farmer out west hopping mad?
 
Why did Little Johnny put his clock in the oven?
 
What is the laziest shoe?
 
What is an umbrella's favourite snack?
 
What do you call a group of musical chickens?
 
Which cows have the shortest legs?
 
Why can't you play games with pigs?
 
What do wizards serve tea in?
 
What do you call a brainy locomotive?
 
What do you call a baby whale that never stops crying?
 
Why did the police come to the baseball game?
 
Where do clams sleep?
 
If the red house is on the right side, and the blue house is on the left side - where is the white house?
 
Which is the friendliest school?
 
Who married a credit card?
 
What do you get when you tear a scarf in two?
 
What do you do with a blue whale?
 
Why was the actor ordered off the set of Gladiator?
 
Why didn't the Doctor give his patient a local anesthetic?
 
What is it called when a duck scores in basketball?
 
Who is Count Dracula's favourite person on a baseball team?
 
Why was the dog twitching so much?
 
What do maples give each other when they marry?
 
What do you call a bird that loves sweet rolls?
 
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17-Feb-2019

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