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What's a skeleton's favourite road?
 
What did one empty pyramid say to the other?
 
Why did the beaver go to the hospital?
 
Who is green and eats porridge?
 
What part of a car gets around the most?
 
What shark can help you build a house?
 
What game does an astronaut like to play?
 
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left?
 
What do frogs drink at parties?
 
What does a triceratops have when it's hurt?
 
What do martial arts experts cook on the barbeque?
 
What three letters do people hate to write?
 
What do you call a failed lion tamer?
 
Where did the astronaut take the killer bee?
 
Why did the waitress call her stockbroker?
 
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
 
What do witches ring for in a hotel?
 
What's a lifeguard's favourite game?
 
What happens when a Finnish swimmer gets into trouble?
 
Where would you never see a vegetarian?
 
What is a shopper's favourite class?
 
Did you hear about the two dirty bathtubs that got married?
 
What natural disaster moves too fast to be seen clearly?
 
What does a T. Rex do when it sleeps?
 
Where do hummingbirds like to shop?
 
Why were the football players hot after the Super Bowl game?
 
What happened to Ray when he jumped off the Eiffel Tower?
 
Why did they put the acrobat in a sanatorium?
 
What caused a riot in the Post Office?
 
How do you kiss a hockey player?
 
Why can't it rain for 2 days continually?
 
What kind of policeman dresses poorly?
 
What do you lend to a needy vet?
 
What did the Doctor give the patient with a splitting headache?
 
What does a rabbit drink on a cold day?
 
When is a sheep not a sheep?
 
Why did the pencil sharpener keep arguing with the pencil?
 
How do you recognize math plants?
 
What's the longest night of the year?
 
What's wooly and plays really cool music?
 
Why was the mythical monster such a nuisance?
 
How does a Doctor sneak up on you to check your heartbeat?
 
What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
 
How does a girl vampire flirt?
 
Where do skeletons keep their money?
 
Why do elephants have ivory tusks?
 
What do you get when you cross a cow and axes?
 
What should you do if you get a rash from biting mosquitoes?
 
What's a good name for a molecule?
 
How do you fit more pigs onto a farm?
 
Why did the python need a vacation?
 
What type of crackers do firefighters like in their soup?
 
How can you tell if an apple is organic?
 
What do frogs spread on their toast?
 
What country makes you shiver?
 
Why was the vampire thin?
 
What do cows use for money?
 
What do you call a teacher who makes numbers disappear?
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What Asian food recipe calls for both poultry and a grinch?
 
What do you call an anxious dinosaur?
 
What pen does a baby write with?
 
What does a shark use for a barbecue?
 
What does an egg do when another egg bothers it?
 
How did the pancake hurt itself?
 
What do you call a prehistoric ghost?
 
Why was the mummy so tense?
 
What is the plural of baby?
 
How did the computers afford a vacation?
 
What is the easiest way to keep milk from turning sour?
 
A unicorn has one horn and a bull has two. Does anything have more?
 
Where did the gangplank get it's education?
 
Why couldn't the music teacher get into the classroom?
 
What kind of suit would you wear to a mermaid's wedding?
 
Who was the biggest nut in the army?
 
What's a node viper?
 
Where do detergents sit in the ballpark?
 
Why did the baby go to chemistry class?
 
What would you get if you crossed the school library with a genius?
 
Where did King Arthur send his court?
 
Why do textbooks carry beepers?
 
Why was the plumber so tired?
 
What kind of gum does the number 2 like?
 
How did the monster scare the wizard?
 
What did the cat say after she made fun of another cat?
 
Why did Little Johnny pour chicken broth on his car?
 
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
 
What movie do pigs dream about?
 
What kind of bird can write?
 
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
 
What did the dirt say to the rain?
 
Why did the Irishman go to the foot Doctor?
 
How do you clean a crow?
 
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
 
Why did the blonde feed money to her cow?
 
What place in New York do math teachers like?
 
What city wanders around aimlessly?
 
Why are astronauts so impatient on Earth?
 
What do you get when you cross a saint and a pharmacologist?
 
How did the playground win the baseball game?
 
How did the tooth fairy do in school?
 
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16-Aug-2018

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