Kids Rids
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What's a node viper?
Where do detergents sit in the ballpark?
Why did the baby go to chemistry class?
What would you get if you crossed the school library with a genius?
Where did King Arthur send his court?
Why do textbooks carry beepers?
Why was the plumber so tired?
What kind of gum does the number 2 like?
How did the monster scare the wizard?
What did the cat say after she made fun of another cat?
Why did Little Johnny pour chicken broth on his car?
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
What movie do pigs dream about?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
What did the dirt say to the rain?
Why did the Irishman go to the foot Doctor?
How do you clean a crow?
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Why did the blonde feed money to her cow?
What place in New York do math teachers like?
What city wanders around aimlessly?
Why are astronauts so impatient on Earth?
What do you get when you cross a saint and a pharmacologist?
How did the playground win the baseball game?
How did the tooth fairy do in school?
What is a marathon runner's favourite subject?
What do you call a bump on a crook's head?
Why did I, V and X keep wandering off?
Why did the chef serve frozen steak?
Why did the farmer take his chickens to the vet?
Which football player smells the most?
Why did the art teacher put her colours on a diet?
Why did the book need a chiropractor?
What math tool do baseball players use?
What does a dog get when it graduates from obedience school?
What do you call books read by Dallas students?
What kind of dial casts a shadow but should never be asked the time?
How does a witch tell time?
Why did the robin flunk out of school?
What do you call Oreos that skip class?
What animals help run computers?
How is the baseball slugger doing in school?
How much fun can you have doing arithmetic?
What course do yodelers take?
When is it correct to say, "I is"?
How did the bumble bee get to school?
Which piece of furniture pouts a lot?
Which side of the bed should you sleep on?
Why did the football player carry a spare pencil?
What kind of transportation do you use to get to the bathroom?
What kind of water greets you?
What do you call a snake that plays the flute?
What was the surfer named Ace most afraid of?
When do barbers set their clocks ahead?
Why did the man get hungry during his operation?
Why did the King go to the dentist?
What does Dracula do when he gets a sore throat?
What did the set square say to the protractor?
What dogs pick out furniture?
Why did the Doctor pour oil on her hands?
What did the dog do while camping?
What do you call a tired cow grazing in your backyard?
How did the tree feel after the beaver left?
Why couldn't the chair be fixed?
What do you call a worried turnip?
What do you get from nervous cows?
What do you call someone who fixes pipes and plays in a band?
What do you call a bird that lives underground?
What animal likes to play golf?
Where do snowmen put their web pages?
Why don't mummies take vacations?
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a gourmet chef?
Where do vampires keep their savings?
What happens when you sit on a grape?
How does a trombone score a home run?
Why don't geology teachers like modern music?
Why are violins the happiest instruments?
What do you get when you put a facelift on a fish?
What do bears wear in their hair?
Why did the polygamist cross the aisle?
Why did the playground cross the road?
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Who did the science teacher give his Bunsen burner to?
Why is the school auditorium like a children's toy?
Why was the jump rope thrown out of school?
Why couldn't the flower go to school on its bike?
What do lazy students do for the school play?
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
How did the student do in fractions?
Where is the best place to find books about trees?
Where do cats like to go on vacation?
Where is the ocean the deepest?
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
Why did the fish miss the English class?
Why did the shy rock go to the Doctor?
What kind of candy do kids eat at the school playground?
In what subject do insects get their best grades?
What letter comes after "A"?
What sickness do you get when you're tired of school?
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