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What is an archaeologist?
 
Why did the policeman move the pig off the road?
 
Where do wasps buy their takeouts?
 
What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a doll?
 
What did the pig put in the school computer?
 
Why does a dog drink out of a bowl?
 
What did the iron say to the shirt?
 
Which Indian was in charge of facial tissues?
 
How do baby fireflies learn math?
 
What do chickens do on holidays?
 
Why did the invisible man go crazy?
 
What do you call a bug that arrests other bugs?
 
Where are crying children put?
 
How do you describe an exhausted kangaroo?
 
What kind of ribbon do politicians use?
 
What do you call a ladder's kid?
 
What is the sharpest tool mentioned in the Bible?
 
If five dogs are chasing a cat down a street, what time is it?
 
How did the garbage man break up with his girlfriend?
 
How can you stop a dog from barking in the backyard?
 
Why was Cinderella such a poor runner?
 
What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
 
What do you call a cheerful frog?
 
What vegetable do insects like?
 
Why was the bat happy on a freezing cold day?
 
What is a kangaroo's favourite time of year?
 
What kind of horse doesn't use four legs?
 
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
 
What language do twins speak in Holland?
 
Why was the ring in the box?
 
What fish can sing?
 
Why did the cat eat the dough?
 
How do you spot a werewolf howling in the back of your car at night?
 
Why are werewolves good at fortune telling?
 
Why did the bees renew their employment agreement?
 
Action Man drove his sports car off a bridge. Was he hurt?
 
Why did the teacher put on her sunglasses?
 
Why did the tortoise cross the road?
 
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
 
Did you hear about the woman who washed her front doorstep?
 
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
 
What's the laziest mountain in the world?
 
What do you call a wolf with a big heart?
 
How do you join the police force?
 
What do birds watch on TV?
 
How do chickens dance?
 
Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
 
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
 
What type of letters do vampires receive from their admirers?
 
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
 
What is a crocodile's favourite game?
 
Why couldn't the orange get up the hill?
 
How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?
 
What is green and jumps a lot?
 
Why do elves get indigestion?
 
Why is the cello the easiest instrument to make?
 
What do you serve a thirsty snake?
 
What kind of paper makes you itch?
 
How do you make a flower grow faster?
 
What do authors have when they're too nervous to write?
 
What kind of driver never drives a car?
 
What do you call a teddy bear who wears a spacesuit?
 
What bug likes to play hockey?
 
Why did the hairdresser win the race?
 
What do you call a symphony?
 
What do you call a baked salmon?
 
What do you call a nice perfume?
 
Did you hear the joe-k about the pencil?
 
If a bee gives us honey, what do we get from a wasp?
 
Where did King Arthur go for entertainment?
 
Why did the small bucket go see the school nurse?
 
What is an expert on seltzer called?
 
What country do cows love to visit?
 
Why did the zoo get rid of the owl?
 
What does an embryo do when it's hungry?
 
Why did the lobster study so hard?
 
What is the highest form of animal life?
 
Where do sharks like going on holidays?
 
Why don't fish play tennis?
 
What happens when you fall in love with a chauffeur?
 
Where do fish put their money?
 
What time to ducks get up?
 
What happens when you chase an ice cube?
 
What do pigs write letters with?
 
Why do chickens get good jobs?
 
What Star Wars movie features a classical composer?
 
How do Arabs like to dance?
 
Why didn't the computer finish its sandwich?
 
Why did the snake work at the gas station?
 
Why did the mother parrot scold the baby parrot?
 
Where do restless travelers like to go?
 
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
 
What's the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
 
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
 
What do truck drivers do when the music starts?
 
Where does success come before work?
 
Where do strawberries play their saxophones?
 
How do whales cry?
 
How big are centipedes?
 
What's half of infinity?
 
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