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Why did the composer coach the baseball team?
 
Why did the computer screen go to school?
 
Why did the cafeteria worker want to become a detective?
 
Why did the caterpillar go to the library?
 
Why did the chicken like school so much?
 
Why did the drama club break their legs?
 
Why did the English student stuff a handkerchief in his mouth?
 
Why did the exchange student take his books on the boat?
 
Why did the exterminator go to the camera club?
 
Why did the failing student apply for a charge card?
 
Why did the failing student feel ashamed?
 
Why did the giant go to college?
 
Why did the girl get an "incomplete" in her Italian class?
 
Why did the girl refuse to stand in line to get to the auditorium?
 
Why did the glee club members get along so well together?
 
Why did the high school senior tie himself up?
 
Why did the high school student try out for soccer?
 
Why did the janitor join the wrestling team?
 
Why did the kids get wet going to school?
 
Why did the lazy student think he could become an astronaut?
 
Why did the little girl watch the alphabet?
 
Why did the long-distance runner get good grades?
 
Why did the math teacher join the glee club?
 
Why did the Romans build straight roads?
 
Why did the school paper take 365 days to come out?
 
Why did the school teacher excuse the firefly?
 
Why did the speed demon go to class?
 
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
 
Why did the student bring his wallet to speech class?
 
Why did the student carry a parachute to school?
 
Why did the student come to school with two clocks?
 
Why did the student eat geometric figures?
 
Why did the student put on eyeliner and mascara in school?
 
Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?
 
Why did the student take sour cream to the swimming pool?
 
Why did the student think his teacher was colour-blind?
 
Why did the student think she was aging quickly?
 
Why did the substitute football player start a fire?
 
Why did the teacher take away the student's scissors?
 
Why did the teacher try to return her pupils?
 
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
 
Why did the teacher's watch go "tick, tick, tick"?
 
Why did the track star enter the student government?
 
Why did the track star repave the driveway?
 
Why did the track team bring a gate to the gym?
 
Why did the track team buy CD's?
 
Why did the vampire want to go to the biology class?
 
Why did the vowels take driver's ed?
 
Why did the word processor fall in love with the English teacher?
 
Why did they stop playing water polo at school?
 
Why did they stop using the car for driver's ed?
 
Why didn't the lamb graduate?
 
Why do dogs go to graduations?
 
Why do flamingoes stand on one leg?
 
Why do old school teachers never die?
 
Why do teachers give homework?
 
Why does a math teacher have his head in the clouds?
 
Why is a geometry teacher so boring?
 
Why is a poor math student like a crossed telephone line?
 
Why is a school day like jury trial?
 
Why is arithmetic such hard work?
 
Why is the pen mightier than the sword?
 
Why is the playground larger at recess?
 
Why should you never dot another person's "I"?
 
Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into swamps in Louisiana?
 
Why was the cafeteria fueled by lamps?
 
Why was the classroom so crowded?
 
Why was the computer printer thrown out of school?
 
Why was the dried grape called on in school?
 
Why was the driver's ed teacher fired?
 
Why was the driver's ed teacher so lucky?
 
Why was the dropout asked to leave the elegant party?
 
Why was the geography teacher so popular with her students?
 
Why was the little bird punished?
 
Why was the little schoolhouse red?
 
Why was the math teacher so self-absorbed?
 
Why was the music teacher accused of cruelty?
 
Why was the music teacher fired?
 
Why was the steer suspended from school?
 
Why were the vegetables angry at the teacher?
 
Why were everyone's grades slanted?
 
Why were the music students allowed to roam the hall?
 
Why were the poorer students removed from school?
 
Why were the students able to study underwater?
 
Why were the walls of the university covered with ivy?
 
What is the sickest U.S. state?
 
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22-Aug-2017

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