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What happened to the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
 
Do pilots get colds?
 
Why didn't Little Johnny hurt himself when he fell and struck the piano?
 
How should you treat a baby goat?
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What ship praises God?
 
What beam weighs the least?
 
When is a person not a person?
 
What pipe never smokes?
 
If a telegraph operator from California married a telephone operator from Arizona, what would they become?
 
Why is the heart a good musical instrument?
 
I have a deck but can't play cards. What am I?
 
Can a shoe box?
 
What's French for 'I am an Australian'?
 
If two vampires had a race, who would win?
 
How did Little Johnny prove he has a very smart dog?
 
What overpowers you, without hurting you?
 
What kind of key opens a casket?
 
What did the disgruntled bricklayer do?
 
What do beekeepers come down with?
 
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
 
How do you make a weather vane?
 
What do you get when you cross a wedding with a cliff?
 
Why is my wife a magnetic person?
 
Spell extra wise in two letters.
 
Why doesn't Sweden import cattle from other countries?
 
What makes a road broad?
 
Why won't the Earth come to an end?
 
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
 
What odd number becomes even when beheaded?
 
What demands an answer without asking a question?
 
Joe walks into a restaurant for lunch. He asks the waitress if she is good at solving puzzles. She replies, "I am the best." So Joe says, "I'll have sausage and noodles drenched with ice cream, hashed. And if you bring me what I really want, I'll leave you a $100 tip." A few minutes later she brought him exactly what he wanted, and he left her the large tip. What did Joe eat for lunch?
 
What's the difference between a bird with one wing and a bird with two wings?
 
What's a horse's motto?
 
What do you call a Mom or Dad you can see through?
 
What kind of angel was Noah?
 
What's the most common remark made by retirees in an antique shop?
 
What kind of bird hunt is never successful?
 
How many seabirds does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
When do Doctors get angry?
 
What key has legs and can't open doors?
 
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
 
How can I tie a knot in a piece of string without letting go of either of the ends?
 
Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. What are they?
 
What contains the most vitamins?
 
Why is your hand like a hardware store?
 
What colourful letter can you eat?
 
What dog does not bark no matter what you do to him?
 
What kind of button can't you unbutton?
 
How can you climb Mount Everest without getting tired?
 
What does a conceited optometrist call himself?
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What bus crossed the ocean?
 
Where can you always find health, wealth and happiness?
 
How do you turn a sparrow into a weapon?
 
What was the Titanic shivering for?
 
What cake is as hard as rock?
 
If every dog has his day, what does a dog with a broken tail have?
 
If your dog's down, what's your cat?
 
Is it better for a woman to love a short or a tall man?
 
Who are the best letter writers?
 
How can you change a pumpkin into another vegetable?
 
When should you read a travel book backwards?
 
What nation does creativity come from?
 
What does the Joe-kster use a knife for?
 
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
 
What's the longest rock in the world?
 
What vegetable comes with a free racket?
 
A horse is tied to a 15 metre rope and there is a bail of hay 25 metres away from him. Although this is so, the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?
 
When is the ocean friendliest?
 
What's the largest can in the world?
 
Why can't you take a photograph of a Chinese woman with hair curlers?
 
Why did the shapes disappear?
 
What kind of friends do tongues have?
 
What country in the world has the highest road casualty rate?
 
What do you call an angry boy?
 
If it takes six people six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one person to dig half a hole?
 
What happened when David hit Goliath?
 
What does even the most careful person overlook?
 
What do scientists do after they discover a new gene?
 
Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe?
 
What has fingers and thumbs but no arms?
 
I run all day long but never leave your house. What am I?
 
What's a barber's motto?
 
Why is the shopping so good in Hawaii?
 
What girl collects money for the needy?
 
How can you prove that a man has three heads?
 
How can you keep a barking dog quiet?
 
In which month do dogs bark the least?
 
What kind of phone can be heard but not talked into?
 
What is an egomaniac's favourite ice cream?
 
Why should you leave your watch at home when you take an airplane?
 
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
 
The more you crack me, the more people like you. What am I?
 
What do secret agents invest their money in?
 
When can you step on blades with bare feet and not cut yourself?
 
What has ears but can't hear a thing?
 
A father and mother have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?
 
What fish tastes good with peanut butter?
 
When is a baseball catcher like a farmer?
 
What do aliens rest their teacups on?
 
What kind of pool has no water?
 
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25-Aug-2019

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