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Why is a lie like a wig?
 
How do you hang up an idea?
 
Who won the race of the laces?
 
If a gardener has a green thumb, who has a purple thumb?
 
What do computerized bears do in the winter?
 
What do farmers use to guard their prize pumpkins?
 
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
 
What pillar is never used to hold up a building?
 
When do you charge a new battery?
 
A family has 5 kids. Half of them are boys. How is this possible?
 
Three large people try to crowd under one small umbrella, but nobody gets wet. How is this possible?
 
Plant the setting sun and what will come up?
 
What's the difference between a doctor and a minister?
 
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
 
What do you call meteorites that don't hit the Earth?
 
What's a werewolf's motto?
 
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
 
What happens when you get amnesia and deja vu at the same time?
 
What do you call an insane flower?
 
How can you tell the big waves from the little waves?
 
What's the worst tasting drink of the day?
 
Why is there always a Bible in a courtroom?
 
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
 
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
 
What did the politically correct yodeler say?
 
How can you get a bargain on a boat?
 
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
 
How do astronomers know that the universe isn't heavy?
 
How do you know if a soda is any good?
 
How do you describe a tired kangaroo?
 
What kind of cats are good at bowling?
 
Why are men with beards more honest?
 
What fruit never goes anywhere alone?
 
What is the best exercise for losing weight?
 
How do they say good-bye in Canada?
 
Why is it so hard for a bank to keep a secret?
 
What would a barefoot man get if he steps on an electric wire?
 
Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
 
What's the difference between a dog with fleas and a person going on vacation?
 
What did the weatherman get when he stepped outside into a storm?
 
How fast does light travel?
 
What is appropriate material for an inventor to wear?
 
What do you get when you cross Cinderella with a rabbit?
 
If a man carried my burden he would break his back.
I am not big but leave silver in my tracks.
What am I?
 
What do you call someone who is always asking you for money?
 
What does a pine tree wear on an Alaskan cruise?
 
What did the meteorite say when asked to give a quote?
 
What country makes you shiver?
 
What's the highest building in New York?
 
What is a frog's favourite year?
 
What's the smartest American state?
 
What kind of pigeon sits down a lot?
 
What gets smaller the more you put in it?
 
Which flowers are the laziest?
 
Which hen lays the longest?
 
Which tree does everybody carry in their hand?
 
Why was the shopper unhappy with the Velcro shoe she bought?
 
Why has no-one ever heard a pterodactyl go to a bathroom?
 
What always goes swimming with you but never comes out wet?
 
Who earns a livelihood without working a single day?
 
Which nails are extremely painful to hammer in?
 
How can you cut Rome in two?
 
What is Forrest Gump's password?
 
Where did Noah keep his bees?
 
What has four legs but cannot walk?
 
What's round and mean?
 
What question cannot be answered with a yes?
 
What question cannot be answered with a yes?
 
What is the most popular fish in the ocean?
 
What do you call a Russian tree?
 
What do you call a caretaker of chickens?
 
When is the best time to buy a boat?
 
How do fish maintain their weight?
 
How much does a hipster weigh?
 
What happened when two artists got into a competition?
 
What rises when rain falls?
 
What do you call a fish with two knees?
 
The more holes this thing has, the less it weighs. What is it?
 
Why do cows have hooves instead of regular feet?
 
Why are mountains so popular?
 
What is the only table you can consume?
 
What do you call a Communist sniper?
 
What was a mouth but never speaks; a bed but never rests; and can only run and never walks or jogs?
 
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
 
I hear everything but I never speak. Who am I?
 
What is a comedian's favourite breakfast cereal?
 
What kind of fear goes around the world?
 
What is a sleeping bull?
 
How can you help a starving cannibal?
 
Why is getting up at five in the morning like a pig's tail?
 
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
 
What's the best thing to drink during a marathon?
 
How did the man take the road less traveled?
 
What does a library book wear whenever it leaves the building?
 
If carpenters measure with yardsticks, what do sailors measure with?
 
What do you call a worried turnip?
 
I have a ring but am not married. What am I?
 
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
 
My answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. What is it?
 
How do you turn a beagle into a bird?
 
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25-Sep-2018

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