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What works only after it's been fired?
When is it good to lose your temper?
What kind of animal needs oiling?
I'm full of keys but can't unlock a door. What am I?
What kind of shoes do you make out of bananas?
Why can't a very thin person stand up straight?
I have a deck but can't play cards. What am I?
What's the only weather you can eat?
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
What kind of tea helps you feel brave?
How do you measure a fisherman's wealth?
What flies when it's on and floats when it's off?
What kind of sand will you never find at the beach?
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
What bites without using teeth?
What works best when it clenches its teeth?
I'm full of air but can't breathe. What am I?
Gentle enough to soothe the skin.
Light enough to caress the sky.
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Who am I?
What can you pick in the garden that you can't eat?
What holds up a solar house?
I have two covers but no bed. What am I?
What kind of poetry can you make up out of your head?
When is a blow on the head like a piece of fabric?
What kind of key won't open a door?
What is the cheapest way to buy holes?
When is a pint of milk not a pint?
What is something everyone has seen but will never see again?
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters. What am I?
What has good taste but never wears clothes?
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
You can't keep this until you have given it. What is it?
What bow can't be tied?
What classification do Harry Potter books have?
Why is the heart a good musical instrument?
What goes up and down, but doesn't move?
How do you buy grandparents?
Two cars were travelling in the outside lane of a freeway at 70 miles per hour, with a gap of only 3 inches between them. A police car saw them and did nothing. Why?
Late afternoons I often bathe. I'll soak in water piping hot. My essence goes through my see-through clothes. Used up am I - I've gone to pot. What am I?
My answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. What is it?
The higher I climb, the hotter I engage. I cannot escape my crystal cage. What am I?
What's the opposite of wood?
What did the waiter say when the diner complained about a twig in his soup?
What's the difference between a dressmaker and a nurse?
What did the Doctor say when the Nurse told him that there was an invisible man in the waiting room?
What would happen if you swallowed a dress?
What did the penny say to the dime?
Why was the musician arrested?
What side of a tree does moss grow on?
What do secret agents invest their money in?
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
How many dead people are there in a cemetery?
What kind of bears like to bask in the sunshine?
What do elephants have that no other animal does?
What does a karate expert wear to hold up his black pants?
An electric train was going east at 25 MPH. The wind was going west at 35 MPH. Which way was the smoke blowing?
What do you call a sheep without legs?
Did you hear the one about the foot fungus?
What lives on its own substance, and dies when it devours itself?
What do marathon runners with bad footwear suffer from?
What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
What's the best way to stop a runaway horse?
If a telegraph operator from California married a telephone operator from Arizona, what would they become?
What kinds of stockings to baseball players like to wear?
From what dairy do people in the Sahara Desert get their milk?
I'm full of people but no one's inside. What am I?
What do you call people who watch other people diet?
How do you turn a beagle into a bird?
How can you go down from the top of a mountain without first going up?
What is very dark yet has done the most to enlighten the world?
I have a bed but no sheets or pillows. What am I?
What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?
Why did the house call for a Doctor?
How does the earth fish?
When will a mathematician die?
What do people in clock factories do all day?
What kind of storm is very spicy?
What pet is found in most cars?
Which nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
How do you buy a house?
What do you get from petting rabbits with sharp teeth?
When is it okay to strike a pose?
What do you call someone who repairs fruit?
What is a tree's favourite drink?
What goes through water but doesn't get wet?
How does a British policeman keep his badge on?
What is dark but made out of light?
How many sides does a circle have?
What can you serve but never eat?
What pipe never smokes?
What's in the middle of Paris?
Why is a lie like a wig?
What kind of nuts have no shells?
What does a messy flea need?
What can you serve but never eat?
Who changed King Tut's diapers?
If a lawyer slipped and hurt himself at a pool, what kind of case would he have?
I am forever, and yet was never. What am I?
What speaks every language but never went to school?
Why was Snow White a good judge?
A man opened a piece of furniture and a dozen people fell out. How could that be?
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