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What nuts can you hang pictures on?
 
What has an eye but can't see?
 
What has two hands and no fingers?
 
What food is essential to good music?
 
What fish have the worst odor?
 
Which burns longer, candles on a cake or candles on a table?
 
What ant lives in a house?
 
When is it safe to touch a lion?
 
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
 
What did the tree get his girlfriend for her birthday?
 
Which U.S. state has a last name?
 
How do you turn a sparrow into a weapon?
 
How does taking a ferry boat change people for the worse?
 
How can you jump off a 50-foot ladder without getting hurt?
 
Why did the doughnut maker go bankrupt?
 
What kind of Indians does Dracula like?
 
What metal do robbers use to break into houses?
 
What happened to the man who took a 100-foot dive into a glass of ginger ale?
 
What's French for 'I am an Australian'?
 
What time is it when a pie is equally divided among four hungry boys?
 
Do you know how long goats should be milked?
 
What can turn a duet into a trio?
 
How does a deaf fish hear?
 
If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?
 
What geometric figure is always correct?
 
What do you call Palm Springs in November?
 
What do you call a worried turnip?
 
How do you make a hat talk?
 
What's a firefighter's favourite drink?
 
What have eyes but can't see?
 
Why are poets so poor?
 
What is no higher than the ground, yet you can't jump over it?
 
You are thief that has been sentenced to death. But because it's New Years Day, the King lets you choose your own way to die. What would you choose?
 
What kind of house weighs the least?
 
What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
 
What kind of tree has hands?
 
Which is the fastest, cold or hot?
 
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
 
What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
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Which burn longer: the candles (i) on a Christmas cake; (ii) on a fruit cake or (iii) on the mantle of a fireplace?
 
What's the difference between an old ten dollar bill and a new one?
 
When can't astronauts land on the moon?
 
Can a shoe box?
 
What kind of nets are in an orchestra?
 
When is a rope like a student?
 
Which side of a house gets the most rain?
 
I have a cone but no ice cream. What am I?
 
What kind of undergarment do female math teachers wear?
 
I have a ring but am not married. What am I?
 
When is a mouth the happiest?
 
What happens when you fall in love with an artist?
 
What follows a cat wherever it goes?
 
What kind of clothes do attorneys wear?
 
Take away my first letter;
take away my second letter;
take away all my letters, and I remain the same. What am I?
 
Where do cars get the most flat tires?
 
How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet?
 
If fish travel in schools, how does thread travel?
 
The more you crack me, the more people like you. What am I?
 
What can travel all over the world, without anyone seeing it?
 
Those that have eyes have no head.
Those that have heads have no eyes. What are they?
 
Do rubber bands lie?
 
What can't you get from a Kosher computer?
 
How can you get breakfast in bed?
 
What works only after it's been fired?
 
When is it good to lose your temper?
 
What kind of animal needs oiling?
 
I'm full of keys but can't unlock a door. What am I?
 
What kind of shoes do you make out of bananas?
 
Why can't a very thin person stand up straight?
 
I have a deck but can't play cards. What am I?
 
What's the only weather you can eat?
 
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
 
What kind of tea helps you feel brave?
 
How do you measure a fisherman's wealth?
 
What flies when it's on and floats when it's off?
 
What kind of sand will you never find at the beach?
 
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
 
What bites without using teeth?
 
What works best when it clenches its teeth?
 
I'm full of air but can't breathe. What am I?
 
Gentle enough to soothe the skin.
Light enough to caress the sky.
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Who am I?
 
What can you pick in the garden that you can't eat?
 
What holds up a solar house?
 
I have two covers but no bed. What am I?
 
What kind of poetry can you make up out of your head?
 
When is a blow on the head like a piece of fabric?
 
What kind of key won't open a door?
 
What is the cheapest way to buy holes?
 
When is a pint of milk not a pint?
 
What is something everyone has seen but will never see again?
 
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters. What am I?
 
What has good taste but never wears clothes?
 
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
 
You can't keep this until you have given it. What is it?
 
What bow can't be tied?
 
What classification do Harry Potter books have?
 
Why is the heart a good musical instrument?
 
What goes up and down, but doesn't move?
 
How do you buy grandparents?
 
Two cars were travelling in the outside lane of a freeway at 70 miles per hour, with a gap of only 3 inches between them. A police car saw them and did nothing. Why?
 
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