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How did the escaped prisoner get rid of the bloodhounds that were trailing him?
 
Why is a wedding ring like a tourniquet for a bachelor?
 
What is the most dangerous candy in a candy shop?
 
What contains more feet in winter than in summer?
 
Why was the artist arrested for graffiti?
 
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
 
What goes through a door but never goes in or out?
 
When is a piece of wood like a queen?
 
If there are ten flies on a table and you kill one, how many are left?
 
When police arrived at the scene of the crime, how did they know that the letters, not the numbers, were innocent?
 
What does a burglar like in his soup?
 
What would you get if you crossed Bubba with the God of love?
 
What kind of fruit did Noah take on the Ark?
 
Why is duct tape like "The Force"?
 
Why did the long-winded speaker need no introduction?
 
What shouldn't you ever share with your friends?
 
Do they have a fourth of July in England?
 
Who was the best financier in the Bible?
 
When is a sailor not a sailor?
 
Why can you only have ten matzos on Passover?
 
If a man carried my burden he would break his back.
I am not big but leave silver in my tracks.
What am I?
 
If your dog's down, what's your cat?
 
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
 
What does a dead battery cost?
 
What is a crazy pickle in Spring?
 
What is an eavesdropper?
 
What two bows can every girl have near her hand?
also see corresponding 'Two Bows For Girls' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What do you lose every time you stand up?
 
What's round and mean?
 
What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste,
and a soul that cannot die?
 
Why didn't the moon eat dessert?
 
Why didn't the sea captain's radio work in rough seas?
 
What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
 
What's the most popular game in the toy store?
 
What colour is the wind?
 
What's the easiest way to make a banana split?
 
What is so brittle that even to name it is to break it?
 
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'till you call me again. What am I?
 
A man is awake night after night without getting a wink of sleep, yet he doesn't feel tired, how can this be?
 
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
 
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
 
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
 
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
 
If every dog has his day, what does a dog with a broken tail have?
 
What's the best snack to eat in a swamp?
 
How do you catch a fairy?
 
What do you call an artist who is always grumbling?
 
What do you call someone who is always asking you for money?
 
Why won't the Earth come to an end?
 
What fells trees, moves mountains, and kills kings?
 
What kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
 
What disease does grass get?
 
Which ants are the smallest?
 
You are a thief that has been sentenced to death. But because it's New Years Day, the King lets you choose your own way to die. What would you choose?
 
What do you say to a clairvoyant on January 1st?
 
In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
 
How do oceans make popcorn?
 
What kind of weights do beginning bodybuilders use?
 
Why did the classical composer suddenly leave the grocery store?
 
What do electricians do when they go broke?
 
What do anteaters have that other animals don't have?
 
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
 
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
see also corresponding 'Luke Skywalker Christmas' Riddle Sudoku
Star Wars Christmas
 
What is a book's favourite colour?
 
What's the difference between a rich man and a poor man?
 
What kind of room can you eat?
 
How can you dive without getting wet?
 
What cake is as hard as rock?
 
Who are the happiest people on a football field?
 
Is it safe to write a letter on an empty stomach?
 
What does a pine tree wear on an Alaskan cruise?
 
What fish get married?
 
What makes a road broad?
 
What kind of ball should you never play football with?
 
What is the best key to have?
 
What peels and chips but doesn't crack?
 
What do you call a day of shopping?
 
What has four eyes but can't see?
 
Did you hear about the overweight ballerina?
 
Did you hear the joe-k about the roof?
 
What is at the end of everything?
 
How does a coffee pot feel?
 
What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
 
How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
 
How do crazy people go through the forest?
 
Where do you go if you become at one with your computer?
 
What do you call a prehistoric skunk?
 
Who earns a living by driving customers away?
 
What is never built to scale?
 
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
 
Where is a lake deepest?
 
What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and contains only one letter?
 
A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for 5 days, and then rode home on Friday. How is this possible?
 
Add two letters to this term for a small house in the woods & you get this piece of woodwork inside it.
 
What food is dangerous to swimmers?
 
What did the meteorite say when asked to give a quote?
 
What does a miner eat with every meal?
 
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