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How does a fireplace feel?
 
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
 
How do you catch an electric eel?
 
What do bees brush their hair with?
 
What has a man's name, is as small as a mouse, and wears a red jacket?
 
What do you call a Star Wars soft drink?
 
What's the name of a fellow who always knows what to do until it happens to him?
 
What star is dangerous?
 
What happens when corn catches a cold?
 
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What tree has many friends?
 
What does a dead battery cost?
 
Where is the best place to look for a helping hand?
 
What ship praises God?
 
What has only one hand?
 
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
 
What grows larger the more you take away?
 
Which conjunction do you need in a rowboat?
 
What African animal has two male names?
 
Why is playing truant from school like having a credit card?
 
How do you know if a soda is any good?
 
What is a parrot?
 
When is it dangerous to play cards?
 
What do you call a person who is broke and stranded in a mall?
 
Can February March?
 
What kind of feet does a mathematics teacher have?
 
What has four legs but never stands?
 
What do you get when you plant kisses?
 
What should you do with old fingernails?
 
What are the most loyal insects?
 
What's the quietest team you can join?
 
If you are out of money, where can it always be found?
 
What happens to tires when they get old?
 
Why did the farmer plant old car parts in his garden?
 
Where do fish wash themselves?
corresponding 'Fishy Hands' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What happens to old horses?
 
How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot across?
 
Why is the letter 'B' hot?
corresponding 'Hot Letter B' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What happened when the prisoners put on a play?
 
What has two eyes but can't see?
 
What do you get if you cross a Doctor with a bloodhound?
 
How should you treat a baby goat?
corresponding 'Baby Goat' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Who won the race of the laces?
 
What's the difference between an explosion and a collision?
 
What's the difference between a rabbit that runs five miles a day and a so-so comedian?
 
Which ant is an army officer?
 
How did the thermometer graduate from college?
 
How do chickens communicate?
 
What do you call a national park that everyone gets lost in?
 
What's the difference between a skilled marksman and the man who tends the targets?
 
What do you call a rabbit with a lot of fleas?
 
How is a rubber band like a crocodile?
 
Four guys sat down and played for hours.
They played for cash, with a separate score for each.
When the playing ended, nobody had lost.
Who were the men?
 
A father and mother have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?
 
I am the ruler of shovels. I have a double. I am as thin as a knife. I have a wife. What am I?
 
Why does Father Time wear bandages?
 
What do people sing in their bathtubs?
 
What happened to Little Johnny when he drank eight Cokes?
 
What can you catch but not throw?
 
Why are gardeners good quilters?
 
Why are people stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
 
When is a house not on land nor on water?
 
What runs around town all day and lies down all night with its tongue hanging out?
 
How can you tell a rabbit's age?
corresponding 'Easter Riddles' @ joe-ks.com
 
When can you go as fast as a race car?
 
Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
 
Do you know how long cows should be milked?
 
Why didn't Little Johnny hurt himself when he fell and struck the piano?
 
Where can you always find diamonds?
 
What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
 
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
 
Why did the animal welfare officer close down the fish & chip shop?
 
Why did the crab blush?
corresponding 'Blushing Crab' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is cat fur?
 
What do you do with a tree after you chop it down?
 
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
corresponding 'Thunderstorm Music' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upwards?
 
How long is a pair of shoes?
 
When can you jump over three men without getting up?
corresponding 'Three Men Jump' Riddle Sudoku puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What do you draw without a pencil or paper?
corresponding 'Drawn Without Pencil Or Paper' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Why did the projector blush?
corresponding 'Blushing Projector' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What do you call a German who lives alone?
 
Who is the thirstiest person in the world?
see this 'Thirstiest Person' riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
What do you call a man who is always wiring for money?
 
What creature repairs computers?
 
What ailment do pilots experience?
 
What do you get if you divide the number 8 in half?
 
What disease makes you better in sports?
 
What kind of ties can't you wear?
 
What kind of tuba can't you play?
 
What's the best way to cure acid indigestion?
 
Why did the rat gnaw a hole in the carpet?
 
How do you find a writer in a crowded room?
 
Why is a book like a watermelon?
 
Do pilots get colds?
 
How do you make notes of stone?
 
What did the zero say to the eight?
corresponding 'Zero To Eight' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Why does Lucy like the letter 'K'?
 
How can you close an envelope under water?
 
What is a crazy pickle in Spring?
 
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