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What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
What sport makes a lot of noise at night?
What kind of key opens a banana?
What person makes a living by talking to himself?
What is the best ship to have?
If a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time?
What makes windows unable to see?
Why do pens get sent to prison?
What can you hear but not see, and only speaks when it's spoken to?
Which mountain is always sleeping?
How do surfers greet each other?
What do you call two people riding bikes together?
Why are good bowlers like labour unions?
How can you climb Mount Everest without getting tired?
How are 2 plus 2 equal 5 and your left hand alike?
Where are the largest diamonds kept?
What kind of tea do the King and Queen drink?
What keys won't fit in any door?
What does a dog do that a man puts on?
What ring is painful?
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I show a different face to everyone, but I have no face of my own. Who am I?
Does margarine have wings?
What pillar is never used to hold up a building?
What do bees do with honey?
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
I never move. I have no feet. But I wear shoes. What am I?
Who's to blame for an earthquake?
One morning a boy couldn't find his trousers. What did he do?
When is mail delivered wet?
What do you throw out when you need them, but take in when you don't?
What kind of artist can't you trust?
What is very light but can't be lifted?
How do fireflies learn their math?
Why does your sense of touch suffer when you are ill?
Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
How do you describe a tired kangaroo?
What colour is rain?
What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
What is the best exercise for losing weight?
Why couldn't the puppet move?
What kind of cake holds water?
What kind of button can't you unbutton?
What kind of cake can make you froth at the mouth?
What bird can lift the most weight?
What runs but doesn't have legs?
What can never be untied?
What has teeth but never goes to the Dentist?
What is another name for a juvenile delinquent?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What likes to spend the summer in a fur coat and the winter in a wool bathing suit?
When is a child not its father's son?
What school did Sherlock Holmes go to?
What's the longest rock in the world?
What time is it when the number of minutes since midnight is nine times the number of minutes before noon?
What kind of door does a chiropractor have?
What can turn a lad into a lady?
What driver doesn't need a license?
What can rise without ever sleeping?
What kind of bones are in an orchestra?
When does a boat show affection?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
What is the most unpleasant boat to travel on?
What is good on a roll but bad on a road?
What English word is singular, but if you add an s, it becomes plural, and if you add another s, it becomes singular word that can make the first two words vanish?
What English word is singular, but if you add an s, it becomes plural, and if you add another s, it becomes singular again, with a sex change?
This was the first palindromic word.
What did the composer who only worked in bed do?
What table is made of paper and has no legs?
What's the most important use for cowhide?
What's taken before you get it?
What is the oldest fruit?
What dog does not bark no matter what you do to him?
What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?
Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
How do you open doors in a Royal Palace?
What's the most popular game in the toy store?
Where can you find a rubber trumpet?
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
The more you pull its tail, the further away from you it goes. What is it?
What vegetable comes with a free racket?
When do you charge a new battery?
What holes are not holes?
What has a bottom at the top?
What is H204?
What pain do we make light of?
What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
What colour is the wind?
A camper fell out of a canoe into the middle of the lake.
He neither swam nor sank.
How could that be?
What kind of bath can you take without water?
corresponding 'No Water Bath' puzzle @
What demands an answer without asking a question?
What driver goes around in circles?
I have a hand but can't clap. What am I?
I've got six arms, five heads, three eyes, and two noses. What am I?
What bar is dangerous to run into?
When is a cigar like fish?
What's the best way to improve a long speech?
How can you avoid being driven crazy?
How do you mail a boat?
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