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I am forever, and yet was never. What am I?
 
What speaks every language but never went to school?
 
Why was Snow White a good judge?
 
A man opened a piece of furniture and a dozen people fell out. How could that be?
 
What type of snake is good at sums?
 
When can you step on blades with bare feet and not cut yourself?
 
What wears a sock on its bottom?
 
What does one becomes after seven days without food or water?
see this riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
What kind of bee can't make up its mind?
 
What kind of clothing does a pet dog wear?
 
How do you make a horse fast?
 
What does a sheep put over a lightbulb?
 
What kind of rocks all look alike?
 
What table can you not sit at?
 
Where does success come before work?
 
What goes through the house but never touches a thing?
 
What metal can't feel anything?
 
When is a person not a person?
 
What is hot all year round?
 
What book has the most people in it?
 
What is hard to beat?
 
How can you divide 15 apples among 16 hungry people?
 
When is a man like a suit of clothes?
 
Why is a person who never makes a wager as bad as a regular gambler?
 
What is nothing but holes tied to holes, yet is as strong as iron?
 
What's in the Church but not in the steeple - the parson has it, but not the people?
 
How many dinosaurs lived on vegetables?
 
Why should dieters avoid the letter 'C'?
corresponding 'C Dieters' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Two men were playing chess. They played five games and each man
won the same number of games. How is that possible?
 
Why did Little Johnny take a ruler to bed?
 
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
 
A man had two sons and named them both Ed. Why?
In memory of brother-in-law Ed Schellenberg
 
How many different kinds of gnus are there?
 
Why did Little Johnny's parents keep their son in a refrigerator?
 
Where did Noah keep his bees?
 
Why is a pencil like a riddle?
 
You live in a one-story house made 'entirely of redwood.' What colour would the stairs be?
 
A man spent a week in the mountains. He left on Friday
and came back on the same Friday. How did he do it?
 
What should you do if you always get sick the night before a trip?
 
How do sailors break up with their girlfriends?
 
What piece of furniture will never learn to swim?
 
Why is a tent like a baseball?
 
Why do performers like to visit prisons?
 
How do you hang up an idea?
 
What beam weighs the least?
 
What runs but never gets out of breath?
 
What's in the middle of the sun?
 
What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
 
How do you make a hot dog shiver?
 
What kind of raft melts in water?
 
What is everyone in the world doing at the same time?
 
Two birds were at sea when one of them got caught in an oil spill.The bird in the oil spill could eat, but the other one went hungry. Why?
 
Which airplane stares at its passengers?
 
What rises and waves all day?
 
What paper makes the best kite?
 
What has no lungs or kidneys, but has thirteen hearts?
 
When can six big people fit under one little umbrella and not get wet?
 
What has ears but can't hear a thing?
 
How does a fireplace feel?
 
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
 
How do you catch an electric eel?
 
What do bees brush their hair with?
 
What has a man's name, is as small as a mouse, and wears a red jacket?
 
What do you call a Star Wars soft drink?
 
What's the name of a fellow who always knows what to do until it happens to him?
 
What star is dangerous?
 
What happens when corn catches a cold?
 
What kind of toys does a psychiatrist's child play with?
 
What tree has many friends?
 
What does a dead battery cost?
 
Where is the best place to look for a helping hand?
 
What ship praises God?
 
What has only one hand?
 
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
 
What grows larger the more you take away?
 
Which conjunction do you need in a rowboat?
 
What African animal has two male names?
 
Why is playing truant from school like having a credit card?
 
How do you know if a soda is any good?
 
What is a parrot?
 
When is it dangerous to play cards?
 
What do you call a person who is broke and stranded in a mall?
 
Can February March?
 
What kind of feet does a mathematics teacher have?
 
What has four legs but never stands?
 
What do you get when you plant kisses?
 
What should you do with old fingernails?
 
What are the most loyal insects?
 
What's the quietest team you can join?
 
If you are out of money, where can it always be found?
 
What happens to tires when they get old?
 
Why did the farmer plant old car parts in his garden?
 
Where do fish wash themselves?
corresponding 'Fishy Hands' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What happens to old horses?
 
How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot across?
 
Why is the letter 'B' hot?
corresponding 'Hot Letter B' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What happened when the prisoners put on a play?
 
What has two eyes but can't see?
 
What do you get if you cross a Doctor with a bloodhound?
 
How should you treat a baby goat?
corresponding 'Baby Goat' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
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