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What bus crossed the ocean?
 
How do you serve toffee?
 
What roof is always wet?
 
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What nation does creativity come from?
 
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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What do you call an ant dictator?
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What is the definition of ignorance?
 
What did the pirates do to the lady who stole some eye makeup?
 
Which fish doesn't like to be alone?
 
An electrician and a carpenter are shopping in a store. One of them is the father of the other's son. How can this be possible?
 
What can knit without a needle and thread?
 
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
 
What do you call a puppy that's no longer lost?
 
I am the beginning of the end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I?
 
What does everyone overlook?
 
How can you tell old rabbits from young rabbits?
 
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
 
What's a gardener's motto?
 
The wood used to immobilize a fractured bone; and two letters later, the less painful result of part of it in your skin.
 
How do you get to the morgue?
 
How does a farmer make a small fortune?
 
What has holes but is very strong?
 
What do you call a man who can't stand up?
 
If your Uncle's sister is not your Aunt, what relation is she to you?
 
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How do you stop bacon from curling in a frying pan?
 
What's the best way to get a man to do sit ups?
 
What does the Dentist of the Year get?
 
What kind of buck can't be spent?
 
What does a conceited optometrist call himself?
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What kind of waves are impossible to swim in?
 
What happens to stupid princes?
 
What letter ends everything?
 
What city doesn't have crime in the streets?
 
What is a policeman's favourite dessert?
 
When is it impossible to give someone the time of day?
 
Which kind of apple isn't an apple?
 
When will water stop flowing downhill?
 
What's this recipe for?
Throw out the outside,
cook the inside,
eat the outside,
throw out the inside.
 
Why wasn't Eve afraid of getting the mumps?
 
What does the Joe-kster use a knife for?
 
What fells trees, moves mountains, and kills kings?
 
What do you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
 
How do you make Mexican chili?
 
Why aren't babies allowed to take tests?
 
How do you tune a harp?
 
How do you catch celery?
 
What kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
 
What disease does grass get?
 
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
 
What sport makes a lot of noise at night?
 
What kind of key opens a banana?
 
What person makes a living by talking to himself?
 
What is the best ship to have?
 
If a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time?
 
What makes windows unable to see?
 
Why do pens get sent to prison?
 
What can you hear but not see, and only speaks when it's spoken to?
 
Which mountain is always sleeping?
 
How do surfers greet each other?
 
What do you call two people riding bikes together?
 
Why are good bowlers like labour unions?
 
How can you climb Mount Everest without getting tired?
 
How are 2 plus 2 equal 5 and your left hand alike?
 
Where are the largest diamonds kept?
 
What kind of tea do the King and Queen drink?
 
What keys won't fit in any door?
 
What does a dog do that a man puts on?
 
What ring is painful?
see this riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
I show a different face to everyone, but I have no face of my own. Who am I?
 
Does margarine have wings?
 
What pillar is never used to hold up a building?
 
What do bees do with honey?
 
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
 
I never move. I have no feet. But I wear shoes. What am I?
 
Who's to blame for an earthquake?
 
One morning a boy couldn't find his trousers. What did he do?
 
When is mail delivered wet?
 
What do you throw out when you need them, but take in when you don't?
 
What kind of artist can't you trust?
 
What is very light but can't be lifted?
 
How do fireflies learn their math?
 
Why does your sense of touch suffer when you are ill?
 
Why is a bride always unlucky on her wedding day?
 
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
 
How do you describe a tired kangaroo?
 
What colour is rain?
 
What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
 
What is the best exercise for losing weight?
 
Why couldn't the puppet move?
 
What kind of cake holds water?
 
What kind of button can't you unbutton?
 
What kind of cake can make you froth at the mouth?
 
What bird can lift the most weight?
 
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