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How do Welsh people eat cheese?
see also Wikipedia Info on this type of cheeseri
 
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corresponding 'Kitchen Tree' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
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Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
 
When was beef at its highest?
 
I can make words disappear, and the more you use me, the smaller I become. What am I?
 
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corresponding 'Seven Days Without Sleep' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
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corresponding 'Briefcase' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
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corresponding 'Bigger Farther' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
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If a gardener has a green thumb, who has a purple thumb?
 
What figure can't you see?
 
What does it take to research a family's tree?
see this 'Family Research' riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
How do acrobats fall in love?
 
What does a brave rock become?
 
What kind of bolt is of no use?
 
What's the best way to have a good space party?
 
What is a book's favourite colour?
 
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
 
Lori has it first. Phil has it last. Girls have it once. Boys never have it. What is it?
 
What is the biggest jewel in the world?
 
From what kind of dish does a car eat?
 
What's the difference between a rich man and a poor man?
 
When is a baseball catcher like a farmer?
 
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
 
Why did the mathematician divide sin by tan?
 
What's the difference between one yard and two yards?
 
What kind of room can you eat?
 
A man had 12 sheep. All but 9 died. How many sheep did he have left?
 
How do amoebas break up with their girlfriends?
 
In what part of a ballpark do you find the whitest clothes?
corresponding 'White Ballpark Clothes' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
 
What kind of hawk has no wings?
corresponding 'Wingless Hawk' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What's the center of gravity?
 
What's a knight's favourite food?
 
What has a big mouth but doesn't say a word?
 
Why are telephone lines put high in the air?
 
How can you dive without getting wet?
 
What happens when the bridge of your nose collapses?
 
Where do you find black holes?
 
What do you call the smallest fishing rod at the store?
 
What cake is as hard as rock?
 
Is it safe to write a letter on an empty stomach?
 
What kind of ball is fun to play with but doesn't bounce?
 
What does a pine tree wear on an Alaskan cruise?
 
What fish get married?
 
Who are the happiest people on a football field?
 
What happened to the football player who wore perfume?
corresponding 'Football Perfume' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What kind of ball should you never play football with?
 
When should football players wear tuxedos?
 
What glass buildings do Canadians like best?
 
What makes a road broad?
 
What do you say to a clairvoyant on January 1st?
 
You are thief that has been sentenced to death. But because it's New Years Day, the King lets you choose your own way to die. What would you choose?
 
What is the best key to have?
 
What do you call a woman with a river on her head?
 
What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?
corresponding 'Vet Laryngitis' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
 
Is Silicon spelled the same in English and Spanish?
 
What do computerized bears do in the winter?
 
What is a prizefighter's favourite drink?
corresponding 'Prizefighter Drink' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
 
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
 
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
 
How can you walk through walls?
corresponding 'Wall Walking' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What kind of coat can you put on a Christmas toy only when its wet?
 
What do you get when you cross a pirate with Santa Claus?
 
What did Adam say to Eve in the Garden of Eden on the night before Christmas?
corresponding 'Garden Of Eden Christmas' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What dog stars in the Christmas nativity scene?
 
What is a webmaster's favourite Christmas hymn?
 
What do you call a day of shopping?
 
Why did the football coach send in his second string?
 
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
see also corresponding 'Luke Skywalker Christmas' Riddle Sudoku
Star Wars Christmas
 
What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
corresponding 'Favourite Christmas Carol' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
How long should Doctors practice medicine?
 
What did the window cleaner's wife get for Christmas?
 
What traffic violation is allowed in baseball?
 
How do you find a missing barber?
 
Which burn longer: the candles (i) on a Christmas cake; (ii) on a fruit cake or (iii) on the mantle of a fireplace?
 
What do you draw that can never be seen?
corresponding 'Drawn Not Seen' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What fruit never gets lonely?
 
What peels and chips but doesn't crack?
 
What has four eyes but can't see?
 
What was Robin Hood's mum called?
 
Who is always in its house, no matter where it goes?
 
What room can sit on spaghetti?
 
When does seven come before six?
 
What do aliens rest their teacups on?
 
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