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What's the difference between a watchmaker and a jailer?
 
What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
 
I talk and sing but I have no voice. What am I?
 
Two mothers and their two daughters were fishing.
They managed to catch one bass, one catfish, and one perch.
Since only three fish were caught, how is it possible that they each took home a fish?
 
Why is a fisherman more honest than a shepherd?
 
What's the difference between a banana and a bell?
 
Why was the theater crying?
 
What did the valedictorian of the modeling school earn?
 
Why is a cloud like a jockey?
 
What happens when skiers get old?
 
When is coffee like soil?
 
Why is doing nothing so tiring?
 
What sports do nearsighted people play?
 
What is a ship for good writers?
 
What has no fingers but wears many rings?
 
What happens when you annoy a clock?
 
What's the smartest American state?
 
Where is a sneeze usually pointed?
 
How do you make a weather vane?
 
How many books can you carry in an empty backpack?
 
What's the difference between a baseball player and a crazy pilot?
 
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
 
What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
 
What is always coming but never arrives?
 
Why is a slippery sidewalk like music?
 
Where do you find the most fish?
 
What bug can jump higher than a house?
 
I have eight ribs but no body. What am I?
 
What has tracks that arrive before it gets there?
 
What kind of apple has a short temper?
 
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
 
Which airline do rich people fly?
 
What flies yet never goes anywhere?
 
How does a person who cremates bodies make his money?
 
What always has its eye open but never sees anything?
 
If all the numbers hold a race, who will win?
 
What's the best way to save face?
 
Where does a butcher dance?
 
What relaxes a chess player?
 
What's an astronaut's favourite drink?
 
Which two words in the English language have the most letters?
 
What kind of pigeon sits down a lot?
 
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
 
What cat lives in the ocean?
 
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
 
What do you call a sunburn on your stomach?
 
Where in the Bible does it state that men should make coffee?
 
When a lady faints, what number will restore her?
 
When is the toughest time to play horseshoes?
 
I have a trunk but use no gas. What am I?
 
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Vegetarian Viking
 
What islands are known for their music?
 
What beverage is best for a golfer?
 
What's the difference between the rising and the setting sun?
 
What kind of clothing lasts the longest?
 
What has no beginning or end and nothing in the middle?
 
What's the difference between a hunting dog and a locomotive?
 
What is a sleeping bull?
 
How can you help a starving cannibal?
 
What do cows produce when it's hot?
 
It was so hot that the Arabian sheik got this.
 
What can you put in a glass but never take out of it?
 
On what kind of ships do students study?
 
What kind of phone can be heard but not talked into?
 
What's an eight letter word that only has one letter in it?
 
What stays hot in your refrigerator?
 
The more you have of it, the less you see it. What is it?
 
Why are cards like wolves?
 
What can you say about a depressed dentist?
 
What gets smaller the more you put in it?
 
I have ears but can't hear. What am I?
 
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
 
What's the difference between a mental institution and a college?
 
What do beekeepers come down with?
 
What kind of keys do children like to eat?
 
I hold your hand but we're not dating. What am I?
 
When is a colour fast?
 
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
 
How do you turn light chocolate into dark chocolate?
 
What do you call a daredevil flier who makes an emergency landing in the Grand Canyon?
 
What can you break without touching it?
 
What do dogs fear most at the vet?
 
What does purple do when it gets angry?
 
How does a little oven say hello?
 
Why is getting up at five in the morning like a pig's tail?
 
What do you call wood that has nothing to play with?
 
How did Native Americans unlock their doors?
 
What kind of ant is grey?
 
What's round on both sides and high in the middle?
 
What has a neck but no head?
 
What do you need to play ice hockey?
 
What's the hardest part of taking a test?
 
How do you wake up a dragon?
 
What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?
 
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
 
What word is always pronounced incorrectly?
 
Which flowers are the laziest?
 
What piece of wood is like a king?
 
What did the disgruntled bricklayer do?
 
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
 
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