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What bar is dangerous to run into?
 
When is a cigar like fish?
 
What's the best way to improve a long speech?
 
How can you avoid being driven crazy?
 
How do you mail a boat?
 
What can be right but never wrong?
 
What is appropriate material for an inventor to wear?
 
What kind of bulbs don't need water?
 
What can you drown in, but not get wet in?
 
What colourful letter can you eat?
 
What never stops without the letter 'S'?
 
A horse is tied to a 15 metre rope and there is a bail of hay 25 metres away from him.
Although this is so, the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?
 
What do the winners of a race lose?
 
When the dish ran away with the spoon, where did they go?
 
When is an eye not an eye?
 
A man took a chance and moved his car from Pall Mall to a hotel on the Strand. He soon realised that the move would bankrupt him. How?
 
What happens when a body is placed in water?
 
I'm mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
 
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
 
What Does This Mean?
"Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E"
 
How can 6 toothpicks have only 6 points?
 
What's a seamstress's favorite piece of exercise equipment?
 
When is a coin toss not a game of luck?
 
How do amoebas talk to each other?
 
Which is the left side of a cake?
 
What can fill a whole house and still weigh less than a tiny mouse?
 
How do you make an octopus laugh?
 
What do you call a parrot when it flies away?
 
What can a whole lemon do that half a lemon can't?
 
What has cities with no houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
 
What kind of mint is deadly if thrown?
 
Why are false teeth like stars?
 
What type of bat likes to fight?
 
What type of tree is made up of numbers and letters?
 
What do surgeons charge their patients?
 
What goes up and down but stays still?
 
What turns without moving?
 
When does it rain money?
 
What has a head and a tail but no body?
 
Why is a game of baseball like a pancake?
 
How do you get a square root?
 
Why is your hand like a hardware store?
 
What fruit never goes anywhere alone?
 
Who earns a living by driving customers away?
 
How can you carry water in a sieve?
 
When does Q come before P?
 
What kind of food is sick all the time?
 
What do you write joe-ks with?
 
How does a coffee pot feel?
 
What kind of running means walking?
 
What is the difference in value between a fresh new $100 bill, and a dirty and torn old one?
 
A family has 5 kids. Half of them are boys. How is this possible?
 
Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
 
When is the ocean friendliest?
 
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
 
Where do computers keep their money?
 
What is never built to scale?
 
How are cities dressed?
 
What is the best way to raise strawberries?
 
Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
 
What has a head and a foot, but no arms?
 
What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
 
Who are the best letter writers?
 
What's the definition of a will?
 
Why was six unhappy?
 
Where is a lake deepest?
 
What do builders write on?
 
What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
 
How do sailors send packages to their families?
 
What must you be to climb a mountain?
 
What plants are the most greedy?
 
What contains the most vitamins?
 
What doesn't exist but has a name?
 
What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?
 
How do you sell calendars?
 
Why is a garden like a story?
 
If you put an income tax on income, and a property tax on
property, what kind of tax do you put on chairs?
 
What's quicker than a fish?
 
What is the saddest picture?
 
What do computers and race cars have in common?
 
Brothers and sisters have I none but that man's father is my father's son. How can this be?
 
What increases its value by one half when turned upside down?
 
Yellow and white. Hard outside. Stolen from life. What is it?
 
What's the largest can in the world?
 
Ancient Romans didn't know me, but the Mayans did. What numeral am I?
 
What game is played by musicians?
 
What sport do birds of prey watch?
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What does a window do when it's cold?
 
I am something that has three feet, and yet I am unable to walk. What am I?
 
Did you hear about the sad pillow?
 
How does a scientist get ready for work?
 
How long is a shoe?
 
When are eyes not eyes?
 
What do overworked computer programmers do at the end of a long day?
 
What word if pronounced right is wrong, but if pronounced wrong is right?
 
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
 
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
 
What food stays hot when you put it in the refrigerator?
 
What do you call a bird that lives underground?
 
A box with no key, door or lid, but golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?
 
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