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What's the best way to save face?
 
Where does a butcher dance?
 
What relaxes a chess player?
 
What's an astronaut's favourite drink?
 
Which two words in the English language have the most letters?
 
What kind of pigeon sits down a lot?
 
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
 
What cat lives in the ocean?
 
What kind of tie does a pig wear?
 
What do you call a sunburn on your stomach?
 
Where in the Bible does it state that men should make coffee?
 
When a lady faints, what number will restore her?
 
When is the toughest time to play horseshoes?
 
I have a trunk but use no gas. What am I?
 
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Vegetarian Viking
 
What islands are known for their music?
 
What beverage is best for a golfer?
 
What's the difference between the rising and the setting sun?
 
What kind of clothing lasts the longest?
 
What has no beginning or end and nothing in the middle?
 
What's the difference between a hunting dog and a locomotive?
 
What is a sleeping bull?
 
How can you help a starving cannibal?
 
What do cows produce when it's hot?
 
It was so hot that the Arabian sheik got this.
 
What can you put in a glass but never take out of it?
 
On what kind of ships do students study?
 
What kind of phone can be heard but not talked into?
 
What's an eight letter word that only has one letter in it?
 
What stays hot in your refrigerator?
 
The more you have of it, the less you see it. What is it?
 
Why are cards like wolves?
 
What can you say about a depressed dentist?
 
What gets smaller the more you put in it?
 
I have ears but can't hear. What am I?
 
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
 
What's the difference between a mental institution and a college?
 
What do beekeepers come down with?
 
What kind of keys do children like to eat?
 
I hold your hand but we're not dating. What am I?
 
When is a colour fast?
 
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
 
How do you turn light chocolate into dark chocolate?
 
What do you call a daredevil flier who makes an emergency landing in the Grand Canyon?
 
What can you break without touching it?
 
What do dogs fear most at the vet?
 
What does purple do when it gets angry?
 
How does a little oven say hello?
 
Why is getting up at five in the morning like a pig's tail?
 
What do you call wood that has nothing to play with?
 
How did Native Americans unlock their doors?
 
What kind of ant is grey?
 
What's round on both sides and high in the middle?
 
What has a neck but no head?
 
What do you need to play ice hockey?
 
What's the hardest part of taking a test?
 
How do you wake up a dragon?
 
What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?
 
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
 
What word is always pronounced incorrectly?
 
Which flowers are the laziest?
 
What piece of wood is like a king?
 
What did the disgruntled bricklayer do?
 
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
 
Why did the pig become an actor?
 
When is a wall like a fish?
 
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
 
What should you do in an ice storm?
 
When is water most likely to escape?
 
What do you take to get into dental school?
 
What disease do old roofs get?
 
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
 
What kind of mail do air conditioners receive?
 
What wears a coat in winter and pants all summer?
 
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
 
What do you call two ants in an ant farm?
 
Why do bankers go to art school?
 
What is the best way to kill time?
 
How can you go down from the top of a mountain without first going up?
 
What is an egomaniac's favourite ice cream?
 
How can you keep fish from smelling?
 
What vegetable is named after its own recipe?
 
What dog stands the best chance of winning a heavyweight title?
 
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
 
Which hen lays the longest?
 
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
 
What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present?
 
What 7-letter word contains 10 words without rearranging any letters?
 
How many worms make a foot?
 
What kind of key opens a casket?
 
What is always behind time?
 
When does a driver never break the speed limit?
 
Why did Henry VIII put ten pins on his lawn?
 
What place do worms like to visit the most?
 
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
 
What time is it when 12 dogs chase a cat?
 
What kind of salad can you make with a cantaloupe and Lassie?
 
What's black when clean and white when dirty?
 
How much is a skunk worth?
 
What's the best thing to drink during a marathon?
 
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