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What happens to old horses?
 
How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot across?
 
Why is the letter 'B' hot?
corresponding 'Hot Letter B' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What happened when the prisoners put on a play?
 
What has two eyes but can't see?
 
What do you get if you cross a Doctor with a bloodhound?
 
How should you treat a baby goat?
corresponding 'Baby Goat' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
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Which ant is an army officer?
 
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How is a rubber band like a crocodile?
 
Four guys sat down and played for hours.
They played for cash, with a separate score for each.
When the playing ended, nobody had lost.
Who were the men?
 
A father and mother have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?
 
I am the ruler of shovels. I have a double. I am as thin as a knife. I have a wife. What am I?
 
Why does Father Time wear bandages?
 
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What happened to Little Johnny when he drank eight Cokes?
 
What can you catch but not throw?
 
Why are gardeners good quilters?
 
Why are people stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
 
When is a house not on land nor on water?
 
What runs around town all day and lies down all night with its tongue hanging out?
 
How can you tell a rabbit's age?
corresponding 'Easter Riddles' @ joe-ks.com
 
When can you go as fast as a race car?
 
Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
 
Do you know how long cows should be milked?
 
Why didn't Little Johnny hurt himself when he fell and struck the piano?
 
Where can you always find diamonds?
 
What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
 
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
 
Why did the animal welfare officer close down the fish & chip shop?
 
Why did the crab blush?
corresponding 'Blushing Crab' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is cat fur?
 
What do you do with a tree after you chop it down?
 
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
corresponding 'Thunderstorm Music' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upwards?
 
How long is a pair of shoes?
 
When can you jump over three men without getting up?
corresponding 'Three Men Jump' Riddle Sudoku puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What do you draw without a pencil or paper?
corresponding 'Drawn Without Pencil Or Paper' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Why did the projector blush?
corresponding 'Blushing Projector' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What do you call a German who lives alone?
 
Who is the thirstiest person in the world?
see this 'Thirstiest Person' riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
What do you call a man who is always wiring for money?
 
What creature repairs computers?
 
What ailment do pilots experience?
 
What do you get if you divide the number 8 in half?
 
What disease makes you better in sports?
 
What kind of ties can't you wear?
 
What kind of tuba can't you play?
 
What's the best way to cure acid indigestion?
 
Why did the rat gnaw a hole in the carpet?
 
How do you find a writer in a crowded room?
 
Why is a book like a watermelon?
 
Do pilots get colds?
 
How do you make notes of stone?
 
What did the zero say to the eight?
corresponding 'Zero To Eight' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Why does Lucy like the letter 'K'?
 
How can you close an envelope under water?
 
What is a crazy pickle in Spring?
 
What is an eavesdropper?
 
Why isn't farm land expensive?
corresponding 'Non Expensive Farm Land' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is an Italian referee?
 
What is the fastest growing city in Ireland?
 
What beam weighs the least?
 
What stays hot even if you put it in a refrigerator?
 
What fish tastes good with peanut butter?
 
What has many rings but no fingers?
 
What's the angriest part of a goal?
 
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
 
What would you get if you put butter on your mattress?
 
What do you lose every time you stand up?
 
What two bows can every girl have near her hand?
also see corresponding 'Two Bows For Girls' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Why is a leaking faucet like a horse race?
 
What was Samuel Clemens' pen name?
 
How can you tell when business is quiet at a candy factory?
 
How can you leave a classroom with two legs and come back with six?
 
What paper makes you itch?
 
When is an apple like a book?
 
What carries things but does not move?
 
What is the 'Most Progressive Day' of the year?
 
When does a farm go round and round?
 
What happened to the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
 
How do Welsh people eat cheese?
see also Wikipedia Info on this type of cheeseri
 
What do reindeer have that no other animal on earth has?
 
What kind of tree do you find in a kitchen?
corresponding 'Kitchen Tree' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
When can you jump over three men without getting up?
 
What kind of screen brings things into the house instead of keeping them out?
 
Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
 
When was beef at its highest?
 
I can make words disappear, and the more you use me, the smaller I become. What am I?
 
What kind of ears does a train have?
 
What do runners do when they forget something?
 
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