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What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames?
 
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
 
What word is always pronounced incorrectly?
 
Which flowers are the laziest?
 
What piece of wood is like a king?
 
What did the disgruntled bricklayer do?
 
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
 
Why did the pig become an actor?
 
When is a wall like a fish?
 
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
 
What should you do in an ice storm?
 
When is water most likely to escape?
 
What do you take to get into dental school?
 
What disease do old roofs get?
 
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
 
What kind of mail do air conditioners receive?
 
What wears a coat in winter and pants all summer?
 
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
 
What do you call two ants in an ant farm?
 
Why do bankers go to art school?
 
What is the best way to kill time?
 
How can you go down from the top of a mountain without first going up?
 
What is an egomaniac's favourite ice cream?
 
How can you keep fish from smelling?
 
What vegetable is named after its own recipe?
 
What dog stands the best chance of winning a heavyweight title?
 
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
 
Which hen lays the longest?
 
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
 
What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present?
 
What 7-letter word contains 10 words without rearranging any letters?
 
How many worms make a foot?
 
What kind of key opens a casket?
 
What is always behind time?
 
When does a driver never break the speed limit?
 
Why did Henry VIII put ten pins on his lawn?
 
What place do worms like to visit the most?
 
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
 
What time is it when 12 dogs chase a cat?
 
What kind of salad can you make with a cantaloupe and Lassie?
 
What's black when clean and white when dirty?
 
How much is a skunk worth?
 
What's the best thing to drink during a marathon?
 
What do you call a giggling field of corn?
 
Where do frogs sit?
 
What do foot doctors eat for breakfast?
 
What snack is served at card parties?
 
What is heavier in warm weather than in winter?
 
When is a black dog not a black dog?
 
What 5-letter word can you take out the 1st, 3rd & last letter, and still have the same word?
 
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
 
Who was the first man in space?
 
What do hangmen read?
 
Why is the sun hot?
 
Which tree does everybody carry in their hand?
 
What do stockbrokers use to mend a broken heart?
 
What turns everything around but doesn't move?
 
What dress does everyone have but no one wears?
 
What overpowers you, without hurting you?
 
What's a sign that your roof needs repair?
 
What kind of artist can't you trust?
 
What room in a house is most dangerous for men?
 
What is the hungriest part of a goal?
 
When is the invisible man visible?
 
When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?
 
Why is an empty purse always the same?
 
What's made of chocolate and is found on a sea bed?
 
How did the man take the road less traveled?
 
How do parachutists break up with their boyfriends?
 
What do you prescribe for a stuffy nose?
 
What's the difference between a squeaking hinge and eggs for breakfast?
 
How did the firefighter quit his job?
 
Why was the banker bored?
 
What word has three double letters in a row?
 
Where does afternoon always come before morning?
 
Why should you leave your watch at home when you take an airplane?
 
Why was a piano tuner hired to play on the baseball team?
 
What do you call someone who has been hit by a meteorite?
 
What tree barks the loudest?
 
What's a sculptor's favourite game?
 
What Olympic Games are for only two people?
 
What's the difference between a comedian and a gossip?
 
What boat takes Dentists on short trips?
 
Where do Kings and Queens get crowned?
 
How did Little Johnny prove he has a very smart dog?
 
How are computers like spies?
 
When do boxers start wearing gloves?
 
Why did the pilot go to the psychologist?
 
In what wars did English teachers fight?
 
How do you torture an engineer?
 
What stars go to jail?
 
What fish only swims at night?
 
What is a minister doing when he rehearses his sermon?
 
What does a library book wear whenever it leaves the building?
 
Why is lightning so hard to catch?
 
What is the least dangerous kind of robbery?
 
What is the saddest piece of clothing?
 
Why are animal trainers well liked?
 
Which is heavier - a full moon or a half moon?
 
What kind of music do welders dance to?
 
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