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What is net profit?
 
How do you spell 'we' with two letters without using the letters W and E?
 
What fish light up the sky?
 
What kind of thinking makes you the most tired?
 
How do you turn ants into undies?
 
What's the difference between a baseball announcer and an abusive dog owner?
 
Why did the cookie cry?
 
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Where does the army keep fish?
 
Where can you sue someone for making an awful racket?
 
Do Cadillacs stretch?
 
What kind of pool has no water?
 
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What do chocolate coffee & men have in common?
 
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What makes music on your head?
 
Where can you always find health, wealth and happiness?
 
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What's round and mean?
 
What's easier to give than receive?
 
What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste,
and a soul that cannot die?
 
What do you call a person whose car has been repossessed?
 
What is a dark horse?
 
What makes you sadder the skinnier it gets?
 
What goes up but never comes down?
see this 'Up and Down' riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
see this 'Up and Down' riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
Why didn't the moon eat dessert?
 
What kind of beans won't grow in a garden?
 
What overworked firemen become...
also see this riddle in Riddle Sudoku @ suJoku.com
 
When should you read a travel book backwards?
 
What size soap do judges use?
 
Was Rome built in a day?
 
How high do people usually stand?
 
What are Van Winkle trousers?
 
What sickness can't you talk about until it's cured?
 
Why didn't the sea captain's radio work in rough seas?
 
Why do Dentists tend to get fat?
 
What kind of person is fed up with people?
 
What runs but never walks?
corresponding 'Run Not Walk' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What puzzle is the most dangerous to handle?
 
What are metric cookies?
 
In Newfoundland, what do you call a flying ant?
 
What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
 
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
 
What kind of beat do mathematicians like to dance to?
 
How can a man be 6 feet tall and short at the same time?
 
What do tailors do when they get tired?
 
What bus crossed the ocean?
 
How do you serve toffee?
 
What roof is always wet?
 
Which hand should you use to stir tea?
 
What nation does creativity come from?
 
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
also see this riddle in Riddle Sudoku @ suJoku.com
 
What do you call an ant dictator?
corresponding 'Ant Dictator' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is the definition of ignorance?
 
What did the pirates do to the lady who stole some eye makeup?
 
Which fish doesn't like to be alone?
 
An electrician and a carpenter are shopping in a store. One of them is the father of the other's son. How can this be possible?
 
What can knit without a needle and thread?
 
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
 
What do you call a puppy that's no longer lost?
 
I am the beginning of the end and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I?
 
What does everyone overlook?
 
How can you tell old rabbits from young rabbits?
 
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
 
What's a gardener's motto?
 
The wood used to immobilize a fractured bone; and two letters later, the less painful result of part of it in your skin.
 
How do you get to the morgue?
 
How does a farmer make a small fortune?
 
What has holes but is very strong?
 
What do you call a man who can't stand up?
 
If your Uncle's sister is not your Aunt, what relation is she to you?
 
How do you make a lighthouse?
 
How do you stop bacon from curling in a frying pan?
 
What's the best way to get a man to do sit ups?
 
What does the Dentist of the Year get?
 
What kind of buck can't be spent?
 
What does a conceited optometrist call himself?
see this riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
What kind of waves are impossible to swim in?
 
What happens to stupid princes?
 
What letter ends everything?
 
What city doesn't have crime in the streets?
 
What is a policeman's favourite dessert?
 
When is it impossible to give someone the time of day?
 
Which kind of apple isn't an apple?
 
When will water stop flowing downhill?
 
What's this recipe for?
Throw out the outside,
cook the inside,
eat the outside,
throw out the inside.
 
Why wasn't Eve afraid of getting the mumps?
 
What does the Joe-kster use a knife for?
 
What fells trees, moves mountains, and kills kings?
 
What do you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
 
How do you make Mexican chili?
 
Why aren't babies allowed to take tests?
 
How do you tune a harp?
 
How do you catch celery?
 
What kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
 
What disease does grass get?
 
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
 
What sport makes a lot of noise at night?
 
What kind of key opens a banana?
 
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