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Why does time fly?
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
How do you get down from a mule?
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
What does an Eskimo put on his bed?
What is the biggest soda in the world?
corresponding 'Biggest Soda' puzzle @
What part of a car keeps your hands warm during winter?
How can you tell a tourist in New York?
What type of shirt should oarsmen yachters wear?
Why did the turtle take assertiveness training?
Why are diapers like $20 bills?
What do you find more in sorrow than in anger?
How can you tell if your lawn is sick?
How can you make your money go a long way?
How do you touch an eel?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What kind of physician comes from Egypt?
How did the chimpanzee escape from his cage?
Where do soldiers sleep out in the open?
What's the difference between here and there?
A scientist invented a liquid that would dissolve anything it touches.
However, he couldn't sell the invention. Why?
Why are barbers always early?
What's the highest building in New York?
When does a bed grow longer?
Why is my wife a magnetic person?
Why is the sea measured in knots?
How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
What do you call a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at a time?
What can't you do to an egg?
Why are lions holy creatures?
What furniture is the most entertaining?
corresponding 'Entertaining Furniture' puzzle @
What is a ringleader?
What do you call a small Indian guitar?
Which is more nourishing - a cow or a shooting star?
Is Helena Nome?
How can you tell twin witches apart?
What happened when a couple tried to kiss in dense fog?
What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control?
What do you get when you cross a policeman with an alarm clock?
Who takes longer to get ready for a trip - an elephant or a rooster?
How are judges like basketball referees?
Why are rivers rich?
What's the difference between a dog and a marine scientist?
What needs to be fixed every day but never breaks?
What kind of joe-ks does a scholar make?
Why does an Indian wear feathers in his hair?
corresponding 'Indian Feathers' puzzle @
What do you call a bear with no fur?
What is a frog's favourite year?
Where do baby computer programmers like to sit?
What kind of soda can't you drink?
What do you get when you cross a wedding with a cliff?
The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?
How do you top a car?
A rooster sits on a barn roof. If it lays an egg, on which side will it roll off?
How can you get a cow into a frying pan?
What is a moon worth?
What's the difference between a watchmaker and a jailer?
What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
I talk and sing but I have no voice. What am I?
Two mothers and their two daughters were fishing.
They managed to catch one bass, one catfish, and one perch.
Since only three fish were caught, how is it possible that they each took home a fish?
Why is a fisherman more honest than a shepherd?
What's the difference between a banana and a bell?
Why was the theater crying?
What did the valedictorian of the modeling school earn?
Why is a cloud like a jockey?
What happens when skiers get old?
When is coffee like soil?
Why is doing nothing so tiring?
What sports do nearsighted people play?
What is a ship for good writers?
What has no fingers but wears many rings?
What happens when you annoy a clock?
What's the smartest American state?
Where is a sneeze usually pointed?
How do you make a weather vane?
How many books can you carry in an empty backpack?
What's the difference between a baseball player and a crazy pilot?
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness?
What is always coming but never arrives?
Why is a slippery sidewalk like music?
Where do you find the most fish?
What bug can jump higher than a house?
I have eight ribs but no body. What am I?
What has tracks that arrive before it gets there?
What kind of apple has a short temper?
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Which airline do rich people fly?
What flies yet never goes anywhere?
How does a person who cremates bodies make his money?
What always has its eye open but never sees anything?
If all the numbers hold a race, who will win?
What's the best way to save face?
Where does a butcher dance?
What relaxes a chess player?
What's an astronaut's favourite drink?
Which two words in the English language have the most letters?
What kind of pigeon sits down a lot?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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