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What has four eyes but can't see?
 
Did you hear about the overweight ballerina?
 
Did you hear the joe-k about the roof?
 
What is at the end of everything?
 
How does a coffee pot feel?
 
What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
 
How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
 
How do crazy people go through the forest?
 
Where do you go if you become at one with your computer?
 
What do you call a prehistoric skunk?
 
Who earns a living by driving customers away?
 
What is never built to scale?
 
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
 
Where is a lake deepest?
 
What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and contains only one letter?
 
A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for 5 days, and then rode home on Friday. How is this possible?
 
Add two letters to this term for a small house in the woods & you get this piece of woodwork inside it.
 
What food is dangerous to swimmers?
 
What did the meteorite say when asked to give a quote?
 
What does a miner eat with every meal?
 
What bee is necessary to your health?
 
Why doesn't Sweden import cattle from other countries?
 
How does a scientist get ready for work?
 
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
 
What do you call a bird that lives underground?
 
What's a baby's motto?
 
What do you call a man who corrects exam papers?
 
Why is saltine like an outlaw?
 
What is the favorite card game of Americans?
 
What did the lunar astronaut name his dog?
 
What sweet do geologists like?
 
What happens to tires when they get old?
 
If you are out of money, where can it always be found?
 
How are potatoes like loyal friends?
 
Which is the largest sea?
 
What do you call musical insects?
 
How did the mouse lose its tail?
 
Where do timid farmers sit at a lamb auction?
 
Why did the long distance runner go to the veterinarian?
 
What kind of wave attacks bookstores?
 
Where can you find misleading books?
 
How many eggs can a man eat on an empty stomach?
 
How can you cross a ridge?
 
How did the wood shaving fly from the board?
 
What is a twip?
corresponding 'Twip' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What country makes you shiver?
 
Spell extra wise in two letters.
 
Why does time fly?
 
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
 
How do you get down from a mule?
 
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
 
What does an Eskimo put on his bed?
 
What is the biggest soda in the world?
corresponding 'Biggest Soda' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What part of a car keeps your hands warm during winter?
 
How can you tell a tourist in New York?
 
What type of shirt should oarsmen yachters wear?
 
Why did the turtle take assertiveness training?
 
Why are diapers like $20 bills?
 
What do you find more in sorrow than in anger?
 
How can you tell if your lawn is sick?
 
How can you make your money go a long way?
 
How do you touch an eel?
 
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
 
What kind of physician comes from Egypt?
 
How did the chimpanzee escape from his cage?
 
Where do soldiers sleep out in the open?
 
What's the difference between here and there?
 
A scientist invented a liquid that would dissolve anything it touches.
However, he couldn't sell the invention. Why?
 
Why are barbers always early?
 
What's the highest building in New York?
 
When does a bed grow longer?
 
Why is my wife a magnetic person?
 
Why is the sea measured in knots?
 
How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
 
What do you call a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at a time?
 
What can't you do to an egg?
 
Why are lions holy creatures?
 
What furniture is the most entertaining?
corresponding 'Entertaining Furniture' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is a ringleader?
 
What do you call a small Indian guitar?
 
Which is more nourishing - a cow or a shooting star?
 
Is Helena Nome?
 
How can you tell twin witches apart?
 
What happened when a couple tried to kiss in dense fog?
 
What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control?
 
What do you get when you cross a policeman with an alarm clock?
 
Who takes longer to get ready for a trip - an elephant or a rooster?
 
How are judges like basketball referees?
 
Why are rivers rich?
 
What's the difference between a dog and a marine scientist?
 
What needs to be fixed every day but never breaks?
 
What kind of joe-ks does a scholar make?
 
Why does an Indian wear feathers in his hair?
corresponding 'Indian Feathers' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What do you call a bear with no fur?
 
What is a frog's favourite year?
 
Where do baby computer programmers like to sit?
 
What kind of soda can't you drink?
 
What do you get when you cross a wedding with a cliff?
 
The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
 
What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?
 
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