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How do trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
 
How do baby birds learn how to fly?
 
What do you call a Mom or Dad you can see through?
 
On what nuts can pictures hang?
 
New or fresh; add two letters & you get this adjective for an early inhabitant of Australia.
 
To seep slowly through a hole, add two letters & you nap through the entire ordeal.
 
What was the total number of each animal that Moses took on the ark with him during the great flood?
 
What's a cyclop's motto?
 
What's a mink's motto?
 
What animal has more lives than the cat?
 
How do you make a Canadian happy in his old age?
 
Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe?
 
What animal would you like to be on a cold day?
 
What's a skunk's motto?
 
What's a justice of the peace's motto?
 
What is a sheepherder's motto?
 
What's the Roadrunner's motto?
 
What's a werewolf's motto?
 
What's a horse's motto?
 
What's a con artist's motto?
 
What's Rapunzel's motto?
 
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
 
Why is an Irish river rich?
 
How does an Irish potato change its nationality?
 
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
 
Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
 
What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
 
How many Irish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
 
What's a barber's motto?
 
What's Dr. Pepper's motto?
 
What's a boxer's motto?
 
What car runs underwater?
Car sales took a nose dive this winter
 
When will a net hold water?
 
What do you call a Doctor who melts in the sun?
 
What has a head and a foot but no arms?
 
What do DVD players and dogs have in common?
 
Where did your parents compose complaints?
 
Why shouldn't you sweep out a room?
 
What do you say to a blue heron?
 
What's the difference between a bird with one wing and a bird with two wings?
 
What time would it be if you gave twenty-five cents to a couple of panhandlers?
 
What's the difference between a lawnmower and a set of bagpipes?
 
How do you spell relief?
 
How can you make seven even?
 
What do you call a pod of little peas?
 
What becomes smaller when you add two letters?
 
Why did the baby moon get punished?
 
Why was the musician upset?
 
Why did the pianist smack his head on the keys?
 
Why was the restaurant closed on Mondays?
 
How did the cold spread?
 
What does a lady principal wear under her clothes?
 
Did you hear about the bread baker?
 
What do you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?
 
Why shouldn't you keep a library book on the ground overnight?
 
What does the Abominable Snowman put in his coffee?
 
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
 
How do you make a lemon drop?
 
How do you measure a lawn?
 
What does a hired hand become when he makes too many mistakes?
 
What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
 
What do lawyers wear to bed?
 
What is a Doctor's favourite musical instrument?
 
Which is faster, hot or cold?
 
What comes before March?
 
Why is it hard to warm up to snakes?
 
What's the noisiest part of your hand?
 
What happened when the beam of light broke the law?
 
How long should a slipper be?
 
How can you tell the big waves from the little waves?
 
Do minutes at the table make you put on weight?
 
What sort of ring is always square?
 
What nationality is Santa Claus?
 
Why did the Joe-kster take a prune out for the evening?
 
What looks like half an apple?
 
How can you share four apples with six friends?
 
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
 
What happens when you get amnesia and deja vu at the same time?
 
What do you call an Orca swimming in U.S. waters?
 
What did the man say after his knee operation?
 
What is the one thing you should take before every meal?
 
Why did Adam get the first fig leaf?
 
How can you get out of a room with a piano in it?
 
What do garage mechanics wear to ballet class?
 
What kind of parties do bricklayers attend?
 
Why was the math teacher arrested?
 
What happened when the English teacher was arrested?
 
What kind of cat floats?
 
Why was the mother star disappointed when she had a little daughter?
 
What is a comedian's favourite breakfast cereal?
 
Did you hear about the artist with a poor memory?
 
Did you hear about the tame mosquitoes?
 
What time does a gambler get up?
 
What is something you never want to see on a cruise ship?
 
Why wasn't there any food left after the Monster's Halloween party?
 
What's worse than a bicycle with no brakes?
 
What do Indian ghosts sleep in?
 
What did Casper win for being the friendliest ghost?
 
What do you call grass on the moon?
 
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27-May-2018

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