joe-ks.com
How to keep Riddle-in
Riddles 4U
A Riddle A Day Keeps Dementia Away!


 
 
What's the difference between a home, a sigh, and a donkey?
 
What kind of rocks all look alike?
 
What kind of poems do you find in outer space?
 
How do you make a sick insect better?
 
What table can you not sit at?
 
What kind of ant is grey?
 
If two vampires had a race, who would win?
 
What's the difference between a bad undercover cop and a good boxer?
 
How do parachutists break up with their boyfriends?
 
What is a tree's favourite drink?
 
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
 
What kind of exam do you give a dog?
 
What brand of toilet paper does Sleeping Beauty use?
 
If carpenters measure with yardsticks, what do sailors measure with?
 
What is a frog's favourite year?
 
What do you call a fish with four eyes?
 
Where do old bowling balls end up?
 
What wears a sock on its bottom?
 
What's the coolest part of the human body?
 
Which of Noah's animals didn't come in pairs?
 
When can you step on blades with bare feet and not cut yourself?
 
What kind of soda can't you drink?
 
What metal can't feel anything?
 
When can six big people fit under one little umbrella and not get wet?
 
What do models eat off?
 
What has shoulders and a neck but no arms, legs or head?
 
What paper makes the best kite?
 
What is hot all year round?
 
What beam weighs the least?
 
How can you cross a ridge?
 
What do you call a small Indian guitar?
 
What part of a car keeps your hands warm during winter?
 
What is a billow?
also see daffynitions 'Billow' @ joe-ks.com
 
What do you call Palm Springs in November?
 
What goes through the house but never touches a thing?
 
What do you call two ants in an ant farm?
 
Why does a man with very little money buy a short coat?
 
What book has the most people in it?
 
Where does success come before work?
 
How do sailors break up with their girlfriends?
 
How can one person sit where it makes it impossible for a second person to sit?
 
What can't you do to an egg?
 
What do you get when you cross a wedding with a cliff?
 
The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
 
What rises and waves all day?
 
How can you tell a tourist in New York?
 
What does a sheep put over a lightbulb?
 
What is no higher than the ground, yet you can't jump over it?
 
What has ears but can't hear a thing?
 
How do you make a horse fast?
 
What is a ringleader?
 
Why didn't the fireplace burn too well?
 
I'm full of people but no one's inside. What am I?
 
I run all day long but never leave your house. What am I?
 
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?
 
Which is the largest sea?
 
Where do Siamese twins sleep?
 
What do you call a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at a time?
 
Why is my wife a magnetic person?
 
Why did the turtle take assertiveness training?
 
What type of shirt should oarsmen yachters wear?
 
How do you turn a beagle into a bird?
 
What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?
 
What has a neck but no head?
 
What's round on both sides and high in the middle?
 
Why does time fly?
 
What is the weather forecast for Afghanistan?
 
I have a bed but no sheets or pillows. What am I?
 
Where do children grow?
 
Where can you find misleading books?
 
From what dairy do people in the Sahara Desert get their milk?
 
What is the hungriest part of a goal?
 
What do you call wood that has nothing to play with?
 
What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?
 
Why are diapers like $20 bills?
 
How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
 
What is the puppet show for senior citizens?
 
What bird resembles a toupée?
 
What do you call people who watch other people diet?
 
What can you serve but never eat?
 
How do you charge a battery?
 
Where do timid farmers sit at a lamb auction?
 
Which vegetable goes bad the quickest?
 
Why do bankers go to art school?
 
What's a computer's favourite junk food?
 
Who changed King Tut's diapers?
 
What happened when a couple tried to kiss in dense fog?
 
Why are lions holy creatures?
 
Spell extra wise in two letters.
 
What speaks every language but never went to school?
 
Why did the house call for a Doctor?
 
What country makes you shiver?
 
What cat sells wood?
 
When is it safe to touch a lion?
 
How do you top a car?
 
How can you tell twin witches apart?
 
What letter is always surprised?
 
I am forever, and yet was never. What am I?
 
What ant lives in a house?
 
What type of snake is good at sums?
 
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

22-May-2015

QR Code

Newest

House Extension
Porsche Bird Droppings
Colour Wheel
Joe in Mexico
Morning Inspiration
Ministry of Silly Walks ...
Three Sisters
Nimrod Ruined
2fer Sudoku Puzzles
Bicycle Dining
Diaper Autograph
Testing Your French
Nanosecond Moments
Think Safety First
Burrito Solicitor
Granny Does Windows Too
Redneck Airplane
Nymphomaniac Convention
Pineapple Hairstyle
Samurai Sudoku Puzzles
Flower Dress
T-Rex Breakthrough
Wrestler's Pretzel Hold
Guitar Farm
Sex Education in Saskat ...
T-Rex Shadow
Last Baby Cobra Picture
Shoulder Tattoo
Definition of a Consult ...
Mac Supports Windows
Sudoku Sampler
Pipe Exhaust
Maybe We Should Play In ...
The 1500's
Clogged Sink
Beauty of Mathematics
Tornado Spout
Tree Stand
Nighttime Graffiti
Backwoods Birth
Painting The Center Lin ...
Symbol Sudoku Puzzles
Hardtail Bike
Frisbee Stopper
Flower Pot Children
Creative Clothing
Home Security - South A ...
GoosePrints
Moment Just Before Bein ...
Brain Lamp
Blonde Password
How Do You Measure Up?
Word Search Puzzles
Swing By The Beach

G'Oldies

Sumo Skiing - Newest Ol ...
Tim Thomas in the Hands ...
McAustralia
Is That God's Boy Over ...
Male Cat
Motorcycle Side-Car
Safe Swimming
Don't Mess With A Newfi ...
Puppy Taco
Deer Jumps Over Biker
Child's Nativity Scene
Redneck Church Sign
Pre-Olympic Games: Can ...
Growling Reggae Hairdo
Fox Hunt - Head Hunter ...
Tempting Parking Spot
BlondeStar - Emergency ...
Moose Cheese
What Women Won't Want f ...
Dent Stop
Choose Valentine
Swimming Pool For Sale ...
How To Cook A Turkey
Will Rogers Quotes
New Police Radar - 'Sig ...
Gas Financing
Alarm Company's 'Remote ...
Border Between Rich and ...
Reaching Out Too Far
You Want Me To Do What?
Swiss Minigun
Outlet Wall
'Be A Man' Power Strugg ...
'Top Down' Snow Removal
Last Request
Outrageous Lawsuits
David Cameron Speech
Guilty Golfer
Hot Summer Night Cure
Bolder Boulder
Valentine Love and Hiss ...
1957 Comments
Florida Moves Out Of Hu ...
Japanese Deck Torpedoes
Tree Artists
Dutch Soccer Fans
Coke Advertising Slogan ...
Blonde Car Mirror
Bone Appetite
Surround Sound for Babi ...
Chewing Gum Hazard
Alligator Mating
Watch Out For Slugger
Tech Help For Grandma

Top Joe-ks

Spring Flowers
Redneck Quotes
Phrases, Expressions & ...
Mission Statement Gener ...
Books Never Written
Daffynitions
Fortune Cookies - In Be ...
Chicken, Fox & Grain Pu ...
Elastic Baby - Family S ...
Learn Chinese In 5 Minu ...
Bad Timing for a Cymbal ...
‘First’ Class Puns
Aptonym & Aptronym Joe- ...
Good Morning Babushka
Last Baby Cobra Picture
Hazardous Materials Dat ...
Sex Education in Saskat ...
British Columbia Place ...
'Do It' Professional Tr ...
Toll Booth Speed Limit
Tattoo Fountain
Royal Family Portrait
What’s That Smell?
Riddles from joe-ks.com
Niger River Crocodile
Testing Your French
Australian Sheep Farm - ...
World's First Hybrid Mo ...
Burrito Solicitor
Old People Never Die, T ...
Phrases, Clichés, Expr ...
Ponderous Points
Redneck Abs
Texting Abbreviations f ...
Leg Art
Heart Attack Grill
joe-ks.com's CRAPPy Acr ...
Downhill Cycling
B.C. – Bathroom Commo ...
China Assignment
Dehydrated Water
Topless Kate Middleton
Trivia from joe-ks.com
Useless Statistics
Sign Model
Nimrod Ruined
Unger Games
Alligator & Crocodile J ...
Newspaper Bloopers
Strange Sculptures
Beach Trick - Head's Up
Coke Advertising Slogan ...
Guitar Farm
Powerplant Swimsuit Mod ...

Captions

Redneck Ceiling Tiles
Human Adaption
Fish Bowl Costume
Chin Up Exercise For Th ...
Skeleton Opera
Tattoo Fountain
Supervised Motorcycle W ...
Hot Air Oven
Dinner Around The Corne ...
Cartographer
Tire-d Workers
Fish Walker
Always Enough TP
Mane Spray
Push Door
Split Beach Personality
Wave Pools in India
Money Head
Gecko Earring
Land Surfing
Vatican Window Cleaners
Mountain TV
Redneck Manual
Bench Fishermen
Downhill Cycling
Alien Seating
Spaghetti Topping
Laundry Load
Cheap Flight
Elephant Ludo
Redneck Tricycle
Winter Laundry
Snowplow For Seniors
Lion Tail Tale
Looking Ahead
Boat Man
World's First Binary Si ...
Left Hanging
Head Loose Socket
Hot Air Balloon Dominoe ...
Armpit Inspectors
Elephant Enema
Redneck Windshield Wipe ...
Plain Plane Seat
Unlikely Friends
Laptop Security
Pipe Pants
Facial Hair
Company Escape Clause
River Crossing
Face Plant
Pour Picture
Long Kiss
Not You!
Copyright © 2015 joe-ks.com