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How do they say good-bye using the alphabet?
 
How do they say good-bye in England?
 
Why did the cannibal feel sick every time he ate a missionary?
 
Why shouldn't you insult a cat lover?
 
What kind of dancing do crash dummies enjoy?
 
What's the best way to carve wood?
 
What's the best way to avoid fallen arches?
 
Why is bread full of holes?
 
When things seem to go wrong, what can you always count on?
 
What word contains all of the twenty six letters?
 
What coat is put on only when it is wet?
 
A man was found dead in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left were a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
 
Which clock works best - the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
 
What do you call a greasy pachyderm?
 
My second is performed by my first, and, it is thought, a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught. What am I?
 
Will Smith gives someone a dollar. Will is this person's brother, but the person is not Will's brother. How can that be?
 
The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
 
I am 1, but not 2. I am 3, but not 4. Whenever I am dancing, one will be on the sidelines. I like to play leap frog on a number line. What am I?
 
Two boys have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
 
Joe walks into a restaurant for lunch. He asks the waitress if she is good at solving puzzles. She replies, "I am the best." So Joe says, "I'll have sausage and noodles drenched with ice cream, hashed. And if you bring me what I really want, I'll leave you a $100 tip." A few minutes later she brought him exactly what he wanted, and he left her the large tip. What did Joe eat for lunch?
 
Why are cowboys bad at math?
 
With the head of an elephant, and the tail of a monkey, my touch can be deadly if you're unlucky. I'm an excellent swimmer, but if you wet me I'll holler. And racing me would be pure folly. What am I?
 
What sport does a math teacher like?
 
What part of a fish is like the end of a book?
 
What word is spelled the same in English, German, French, Portuguese, and Swedish?
 
In his own home a man watched a woman dying but did nothing to stop her. Why not?
 
This word means 'solitary,' but changing its first letter becomes an exact duplicate. What is the word?
 
Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
 
Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
 
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
 
Solve this Letter Equation: T the M was the T S B O M in 1998
 
Lighter than what I'm made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?
 
What ancient invention, still used in some parts of the world today, allows people to see through walls?
 
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud. I am not a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
 
Often held but never touched; always wet but never rusts; often bites but seldom bit; to use me well you must have wit. What am I?
 
Little Nanny Etticoat in a white petticoat, and a red nose. The longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?
 
What goes through the door without pinching itself, sits on the stove without burning itself, and sits on the table and is not ashamed?
 
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep. What am I?
 
My life can be measured in hours. I serve by being devoured. Wind is my foe. Thin, I am quick; Fat, I am slow. What am I?
 
What's another name for a teacher's assistant?
 
Why was the archaeologist upset?
 
Why does the Mississippi meander around so much?
 
Why did the captain of the track team do so well in English?
 
Why did the Pastor walk into Church on his hands?
 
What does Dracula have in common with a vegetarian?
 
What did the cereal say to the juice at breakfast?
 
What did the professor say as his glass eye slid down the drain?
 
What does a skeleton serve his dinner on?
 
Where do smart frankfurters end up?
 
What's a boxer's favourite part of a joe-k?
 
What was the speed limit in ancient Egypt?
 
Which letter is hard of hearing?
 
What is good about poisonous snakes?
 
Bill drove all the way from Vancouver to Winnipeg without realizing his car had a flat tire, but arrived safely with four fully inflated tires. How?
 
Why do bats have long, sharp teeth?
 
What's the best tasting storm?
 
What runs around a yard but never moves?
 
What do you call a window in a palace?
 
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
 
What did the Dentist say to the liar who wouldn't show his cavity?
 
What bird is the biggest coward?
 
What was Noah's wife's name?
 
How does money talk?
 
What kind of television program tells you who just broke an arm or leg?
 
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
 
Why did the opera singer have such a high voice?
 
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
 
What's the definition of a Canadian?
 
How do you make metric coffee?
 
How do you feel after a Doctor sticks a needle into you?
 
Why was the pirate such an amazing boxer?
 
Why was the man fired from the M & M factory?
 
Why was the invisible man depressed?
 
What's the difference between a dog with fleas and a person going on vacation?
 
Did you hear about the vampire who was a failure?
 
Which fish can slide across ice?
 
What's big, green and can't fly?
 
How do you get rid of termites?
 
Where do boarders keep their winnings?
 
Why couldn't the geometry teacher walk?
 
What do you take when you have a phone in the bathroom?
 
What did one light bulb say to the other?
 
What do you call two birds in love?
 
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
 
What would you get if you crossed Bubba with the God of love?
 
What car runs on electricity?
 
What car can't stop crying?
 
What do you call six stones with electric guitars?
 
What time of day is a Palindrome (the same spelled backward or forward)?
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Why do your eyes look different after being to an eye doctor?
 
What flowers do you send Pinocchio?
 
What do you get if an axe hits your head?
 
Is it better for a woman to love a short or a tall man?
 
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
 
Which is the next letter in this sequence? E N T J Q K ?
 
What odd number becomes even when beheaded?
 
What do you get when you cross Cinderella with a rabbit?
 
Why is a caterpillar able to wait patiently in her cocoon?
 
What kind of bike does a washing machine ride?
 
Why couldn't the Newfie write the number 11?
 
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