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What do you call a man who lies in front of your door all day?
What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
What do you call the British man who invented the toilet?
What do you call a girl who has her own car?
What do you call a 350 pound sumo wrestler?
What do you call a man with a cable coming out of his ear?
What do you call a superhero who looks after books?
What do you call a man who does odd jobs and lives just around the corner?
What do you call a woman who hates butter?
What do you call a man who goes fishing every weekend?
What do you call a woman who works for a lawyer?
What do you call a man who does everything at top speed?
What do you call a dog that lives near the equator?
What's the difference between the young and the old?
Where do customers trade merchandise?
What is a fat hippie?
Why are people always tired on the first of April?
How fast does light travel?
What does the sun do when it sets?
What kind of car is good for people who can't remember the words?
What girl collects money for the needy?
What did Spiderman do when he borrowed the Batmobile?
How many Harvard grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Did you hear about the man who tried to blow up a bus?
How can you keep a barking dog quiet?
How do you hit slime?
What do comedians fill their cars with?
What did Little Johnny answer to the teacher's question: "If can't is short for cannot, what is don't short for?"
How did they say good-bye on Johnny Carson's "The Tonight Show"?
How do they say good-bye in Canada?
How do they say good-bye using the alphabet?
How do they say good-bye in England?
Why did the cannibal feel sick every time he ate a missionary?
Why shouldn't you insult a cat lover?
What kind of dancing do crash dummies enjoy?
What's the best way to carve wood?
What's the best way to avoid fallen arches?
Why is bread full of holes?
When things seem to go wrong, what can you always count on?
What word contains all of the twenty six letters?
What coat is put on only when it is wet?
A man was found dead in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left were a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
Which clock works best - the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
What do you call a greasy pachyderm?
My second is performed by my first, and, it is thought, a thief by the marks of my whole might be caught. What am I?
Will Smith gives someone a dollar. Will is this person's brother, but the person is not Will's brother. How can that be?
The sun bakes them, the hand breaks them, the foot treads on them, and the mouth tastes them. What are they?
I am 1, but not 2. I am 3, but not 4. Whenever I am dancing, one will be on the sidelines. I like to play leap frog on a number line. What am I?
Two boys have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
Joe walks into a restaurant for lunch. He asks the waitress if she is good at solving puzzles. She replies, "I am the best." So Joe says, "I'll have sausage and noodles drenched with ice cream, hashed. And if you bring me what I really want, I'll leave you a $100 tip." A few minutes later she brought him exactly what he wanted, and he left her the large tip. What did Joe eat for lunch?
Why are cowboys bad at math?
With the head of an elephant, and the tail of a monkey, my touch can be deadly if you're unlucky. I'm an excellent swimmer, but if you wet me I'll holler. And racing me would be pure folly. What am I?
What sport does a math teacher like?
What part of a fish is like the end of a book?
What word is spelled the same in English, German, French, Portuguese, and Swedish?
In his own home a man watched a woman dying but did nothing to stop her. Why not?
This word means 'solitary,' but changing its first letter becomes an exact duplicate. What is the word?
Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
Solve this Letter Equation: T the M was the T S B O M in 1998
Lighter than what I'm made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?
What ancient invention, still used in some parts of the world today, allows people to see through walls?
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud. I am not a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
Often held but never touched; always wet but never rusts; often bites but seldom bit; to use me well you must have wit. What am I?
Little Nanny Etticoat in a white petticoat, and a red nose. The longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?
What goes through the door without pinching itself, sits on the stove without burning itself, and sits on the table and is not ashamed?
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep. What am I?
My life can be measured in hours. I serve by being devoured. Wind is my foe. Thin, I am quick; Fat, I am slow. What am I?
What's another name for a teacher's assistant?
Why was the archaeologist upset?
Why does the Mississippi meander around so much?
Why did the captain of the track team do so well in English?
Why did the Pastor walk into Church on his hands?
What does Dracula have in common with a vegetarian?
What did the cereal say to the juice at breakfast?
What did the professor say as his glass eye slid down the drain?
What does a skeleton serve his dinner on?
Where do smart frankfurters end up?
What's a boxer's favourite part of a joe-k?
What was the speed limit in ancient Egypt?
Which letter is hard of hearing?
What is good about poisonous snakes?
Bill drove all the way from Vancouver to Winnipeg without realizing his car had a flat tire, but arrived safely with four fully inflated tires. How?
Why do bats have long, sharp teeth?
What's the best tasting storm?
What runs around a yard but never moves?
What do you call a window in a palace?
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
What did the Dentist say to the liar who wouldn't show his cavity?
What bird is the biggest coward?
What was Noah's wife's name?
How does money talk?
What kind of television program tells you who just broke an arm or leg?
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
Why did the opera singer have such a high voice?
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
What's the definition of a Canadian?
How do you make metric coffee?
How do you feel after a Doctor sticks a needle into you?
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