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What is a twip?
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Where do tadpoles go to change into frogs?
 
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What goes around wood but can't get in it?
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Why is an old car like a baby playing?
 
Which letter is the opposite of out?
 
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What furniture is the most entertaining?
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How many beans can you put in an empty bag?
 
What continent can you use to tow things?
 
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Which is more nourishing - a cow or a shooting star?
 
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Who's cow talks Russian?
 
How did the mouse lose its tail?
 
What's the difference between a squeaking hinge and eggs for breakfast?
 
What Olympic Games are for only two people?
 
If a pencil and a piece of paper had a race, which would win?
 
How did Native Americans unlock their doors?
 
What do you prescribe for a stuffy nose?
 
How do you make a hat talk?
 
What do movie stars drive to the Academy Awards?
see this Academy Award riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
What begins with 'P', ends in 'E', and has thousands of letters?
 
Who was Noah's wife?
see this riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
What's a firefighter's favourite drink?
 
Where can you find the finest basements?
 
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Why are poets so poor?
 
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What brand of toilet paper does Sleeping Beauty use?
 
If carpenters measure with yardsticks, what do sailors measure with?
 
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What do you call a fish with four eyes?
 
Where do old bowling balls end up?
 
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Which of Noah's animals didn't come in pairs?
 
What kind of soda can't you drink?
 
What do models eat off?
 
What has shoulders and a neck but no arms, legs or head?
 
How can you cross a ridge?
 
What do you call a small Indian guitar?
 
What part of a car keeps your hands warm during winter?
 
What is a billow?
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Why does a man with very little money buy a short coat?
 
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What can't you do to an egg?
 
What do you get when you cross a wedding with a cliff?
 
The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
 
How can you tell a tourist in New York?
 
What is no higher than the ground, yet you can't jump over it?
 
What is a ringleader?
 
Why didn't the fireplace burn too well?
 
I'm full of people but no one's inside. What am I?
 
I run all day long but never leave your house. What am I?
 
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