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What was Noah's wife's name?
How does money talk?
What kind of television program tells you who just broke an arm or leg?
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
Why did the opera singer have such a high voice?
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
What's the definition of a Canadian?
How do you make metric coffee?
How do you feel after a Doctor sticks a needle into you?
Why was the pirate such an amazing boxer?
Why was the man fired from the M & M factory?
Why was the invisible man depressed?
What's the difference between a dog with fleas and a person going on vacation?
Did you hear about the vampire who was a failure?
Which fish can slide across ice?
What's big, green and can't fly?
How do you get rid of termites?
Where do boarders keep their winnings?
Why couldn't the geometry teacher walk?
What do you take when you have a phone in the bathroom?
What did one light bulb say to the other?
What do you call two birds in love?
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
What would you get if you crossed Bubba with the God of love?
What car runs on electricity?
What car can't stop crying?
What do you call six stones with electric guitars?
What time of day is a Palindrome (the same spelled backward or forward)?
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Why do your eyes look different after being to an eye doctor?
What flowers do you send Pinocchio?
What do you get if an axe hits your head?
Is it better for a woman to love a short or a tall man?
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
Which is the next letter in this sequence? E N T J Q K ?
What odd number becomes even when beheaded?
What do you get when you cross Cinderella with a rabbit?
Why is a caterpillar able to wait patiently in her cocoon?
What kind of bike does a washing machine ride?
Why couldn't the Newfie write the number 11?
What's the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
What radio has a crewcut?
When does a house know that something is wrong?
Where do baby trees go to school?
What do baby spies play with?
Where are good products manufactured?
How did the escaped prisoner get rid of the bloodhounds that were trailing him?
What goes all over the country but never moves?
What sport do astronauts play?
In Cimarron County, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man without a wooden leg. Why not?
What school is named after a farm animal?
What kind of pet is found in cars?
I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?
I live above a star, but do not burn. I have 11 friends that do not turn. My initials are PRG. What am I?
What is more useful when it is broken?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the Church call a Doctor?
Why is ice blue?
What must you do before getting off a bus?
Where do scoundrels enlist?
Where do bad joe-ks serve time?
When do mothers have baby boys?
What is the most dangerous candy in a candy shop?
What contains more feet in winter than in summer?
Why is a wedding ring like a tourniquet for a bachelor?
What do you call an underground British train of professors?
Why was the artist arrested for graffiti?
What goes through a door but never goes in or out?
When is a piece of wood like a queen?
If there are ten flies on a table and you kill one, how many are left?
When police arrived at the scene of the crime, how did they know that the letters, not the numbers, were innocent?
What did the politically correct yodeler say?
What's the store policy at the Pirate Shop?
What kind of cot can’t you sleep in?
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
What can you keep and give away at the same time?
In what job do you start at the top and work your way down?
What does a burglar like in his soup?
How does a wrestler keep his bike safe from thieves?
What kind of fruit did Noah take on the Ark?
Why did the baker quit his job?
What’s the difference between a mouse and a beautiful girl?
What has fingers and thumbs but no arms?
What kind of job is it easy to stick to?
Spell "Indian tent" with two letters.
Brian died in Texas, while Cathy died at sea. Cathy’s death was a cause for much celebration, after Brian. Why?
What kind of trees are the most diseased?
What do you call a lion with no eyes?
How can you gain weight through exercise?
How much earth can be excavated from a hole 6 feet wide, 4 feet long, and 2 feet 6 inches deep?
What do you call a bank manager sitting in a tree?
What do you call a part-time bandleader?
How can you prove that a man has three heads?
How do engineers start construction of an earthquake center?
What does everything in the world have in common?
What happened at the crossword puzzle addict’s funeral?
Why did the long-winded speaker need no introduction?
What’s the greatest aid to adult education?
What happened to the pregnant lady who got frightened by the bear at the zoo?
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
What’s worse than Joe’s dog swallowing a tapeworm and dying by inches, or Josh’s dog crawling up his bed and dying by the foot?
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