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Lighter than what I'm made of, more of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?
 
What ancient invention, still used in some parts of the world today, allows people to see through walls?
 
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud. I am not a gossip but I do get involved with everyone's dirty business. What am I?
 
Often held but never touched; always wet but never rusts; often bites but seldom bit; to use me well you must have wit. What am I?
 
Little Nanny Etticoat in a white petticoat, and a red nose. The longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she?
 
What goes through the door without pinching itself, sits on the stove without burning itself, and sits on the table and is not ashamed?
 
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep. What am I?
 
My life can be measured in hours. I serve by being devoured. Wind is my foe. Thin, I am quick; Fat, I am slow. What am I?
 
What's another name for a teacher's assistant?
 
Why was the archaeologist upset?
 
Why does the Mississippi meander around so much?
 
Why did the captain of the track team do so well in English?
 
Why did the Pastor walk into Church on his hands?
 
What does Dracula have in common with a vegetarian?
 
What did the cereal say to the juice at breakfast?
 
What did the professor say as his glass eye slid down the drain?
 
What does a skeleton serve his dinner on?
 
Where do smart frankfurters end up?
 
What's a boxer's favourite part of a joe-k?
 
What was the speed limit in ancient Egypt?
 
Which letter is hard of hearing?
 
What is good about poisonous snakes?
 
Bill drove all the way from Vancouver to Winnipeg without realizing his car had a flat tire, but arrived safely with four fully inflated tires. How?
 
Why do bats have long, sharp teeth?
 
What's the best tasting storm?
 
What runs around a yard but never moves?
 
What do you call a window in a palace?
 
Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus?
 
What did the Dentist say to the liar who wouldn't show his cavity?
 
What bird is the biggest coward?
 
What was Noah's wife's name?
 
How does money talk?
 
What kind of television program tells you who just broke an arm or leg?
 
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
 
Why did the opera singer have such a high voice?
 
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
 
What's the definition of a Canadian?
 
How do you make metric coffee?
 
How do you feel after a Doctor sticks a needle into you?
 
Why was the pirate such an amazing boxer?
 
Why was the man fired from the M & M factory?
 
Why was the invisible man depressed?
 
What's the difference between a dog with fleas and a person going on vacation?
 
Did you hear about the vampire who was a failure?
 
Which fish can slide across ice?
 
What's big, green and can't fly?
 
How do you get rid of termites?
 
Where do boarders keep their winnings?
 
Why couldn't the geometry teacher walk?
 
What do you take when you have a phone in the bathroom?
 
What did one light bulb say to the other?
 
What do you call two birds in love?
 
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
 
What would you get if you crossed Bubba with the God of love?
 
What car runs on electricity?
 
What car can't stop crying?
 
What do you call six stones with electric guitars?
 
What time of day is a Palindrome (the same spelled backward or forward)?
corresponding 'Same Time' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Why do your eyes look different after being to an eye doctor?
 
What flowers do you send Pinocchio?
 
What do you get if an axe hits your head?
 
Is it better for a woman to love a short or a tall man?
 
What is it that when you take away the whole, you still have some left over?
 
Which is the next letter in this sequence? E N T J Q K ?
 
What odd number becomes even when beheaded?
 
What do you get when you cross Cinderella with a rabbit?
 
Why is a caterpillar able to wait patiently in her cocoon?
 
What kind of bike does a washing machine ride?
 
Why couldn't the Newfie write the number 11?
 
What's the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
 
What radio has a crewcut?
 
When does a house know that something is wrong?
 
Where do baby trees go to school?
 
What do baby spies play with?
 
Where are good products manufactured?
 
How did the escaped prisoner get rid of the bloodhounds that were trailing him?
 
What goes all over the country but never moves?
 
What sport do astronauts play?
 
In Cimarron County, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man without a wooden leg. Why not?
 
What school is named after a farm animal?
 
What kind of pet is found in cars?
 
I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?
 
I live above a star, but do not burn. I have 11 friends that do not turn. My initials are PRG. What am I?
 
What is more useful when it is broken?
 
What time of day was Adam created?
 
Why did the Church call a Doctor?
 
Why is ice blue?
 
What must you do before getting off a bus?
 
Where do scoundrels enlist?
 
Where do bad joe-ks serve time?
 
When do mothers have baby boys?
 
What is the most dangerous candy in a candy shop?
 
What contains more feet in winter than in summer?
 
Why is a wedding ring like a tourniquet for a bachelor?
 
What do you call an underground British train of professors?
 
Why was the artist arrested for graffiti?
 
What goes through a door but never goes in or out?
 
When is a piece of wood like a queen?
 
If there are ten flies on a table and you kill one, how many are left?
 
When police arrived at the scene of the crime, how did they know that the letters, not the numbers, were innocent?
 
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