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What's the quickest way to make anti-freeze?
 
What sort of ring is always square?
 
What nationality is Santa Claus?
 
Why did the Joe-kster take a prune out for the evening?
 
What looks like half an apple?
 
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How can you share four apples with six friends?
 
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
 
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
 
What happens when you get amnesia and deja vu at the same time?
 
How do you know the Invisible Man has no children?
 
What do you call an Orca swimming in U.S. waters?
 
What did the man say after his knee operation?
 
What do you call ballet leotards?
 
What is the one thing you should take before every meal?
 
Why did Adam get the first fig leaf?
 
How can you get out of a room with a piano in it?
 
What do garage mechanics wear to ballet class?
 
Did you hear about the patient who swallowed a spoon?
 
What bow never gets tired?
 
What kind of cat likes meat for breakfast?
 
What kind of parties do bricklayers attend?
 
Why was the math teacher arrested?
 
What happened when the English teacher was arrested?
 
What kind of cat floats?
 
Why was the mother star disappointed when she had a little daughter?
 
What is a comedian's favourite breakfast cereal?
 
Why are men with beards more honest?
 
What are the chances of an artist making a living?
 
Did you hear about the artist with a poor memory?
 
Did you hear about the tame mosquitoes?
 
What is the least heavy place to live?
 
What time does a gambler get up?
 
What has a spine but no bones?
 
Where did James Bond live after he retired?
 
What is something you never want to see on a cruise ship?
 
Jody was expecting her eighth child. What was she going to call it?
 
How do you begin a ghost story?
 
Why wasn't there any food left after the Monster's Halloween party?
 
What's worse than a bicycle with no brakes?
 
What do Indian ghosts sleep in?
 
What did Casper win for being the friendliest ghost?
 
Why do mummies tell no secrets?
 
What do you call grass on the moon?
 
Why is the shopping so good in Hawaii?
 
How did the Congressman get a son?
 
What makes taxi cabs sweet and sticky?
 
Why is a bride like a telephone?
 
How do astronomers know that the universe isn't heavy?
 
Did you hear about the girl who ran for Queen of the blood donor clinic?
 
What brand of fruit punch do sopranos drink?
 
What do climbers get when they carry a stove up Everest?
 
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
 
What do basketmakers do when it's time to go?
 
Why was the actor's hair always messy?
 
What's at the end of the world?
 
What do you get if you add 2 Lorn plus 2 Lorn?
 
What did one mountain say to the other mountain?
 
What are championship pickup trucks members of?
 
What does a dog do that a man steps in?
 
What is the worst thing to make in a pottery class?
 
What do you call someone who doesn't have all their fingers on one hand?
 
What do you call an insane flower?
 
How do you start a race between two rice puddings?
 
What do you say to a King who falls off his chair?
 
What kind of cats are good at bowling?
 
If 2 is company, and 3's a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
 
When is an army like a sales clerk making out a bill?
 
I have wings but do not fly. The fastest horse, I could run right by. Despite the legend, I hold my head high. What am I?
 
How do you know that a Newfie invented the toothbrush?
 
What says, 'Quick! Quick! Quick!'?
 
What would you get if you crossed a bowling alley with a sewing class?
 
What's the worst tasting drink of the day?
 
Why was the cab driver fired?
 
What do mummies dance to?
 
What do you get when a bike freezes?
 
Where do they store Chinese boats?
 
What kind of adult has tiny pupils?
 
How does a farmer make a small fortune?
 
What do you call a Chinese guy walking his dog?
 
How many astronauts does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What's a math teacher's favourite meal?
 
What do you call a ballerina who works in a pub?
 
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many football coaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
 
How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many civil servants does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What happened when the glue tanker on the highway shed its load?
 
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
 
What's the greatest labour-saving device around the house?
 
What's an amoeba's favourite game?
 
How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
 
Name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday.
 
What's special about the following sequence of numbers: 8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0?
 
What has been around for millions of years, yet is only a month old?
 
What man has married many women, yet stays a bachelor?
 
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20-Nov-2017

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