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Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
 
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
 
What is the biggest moth of all?
 
Who was the biggest thief in history?
 
What do oranges and electrical outlets have in common?
 
What do you call a horse behind bars?
 
What is a tailor's favourite subject?
 
What do you get when you cross a window with a hamburger?
 
What happens to a fish when it gets dizzy?
 
If Rumpelstiltskin likes to sit on gold, who sits on silver?
 
How can you eat and study at the same time?
 
What wears shoes but has no feet?
 
What illness did the crew of the Enterprise catch?
 
What do you call an ant who hates school?
 
How do chickens encourage their young?
 
What should you do if it rains cats and dogs?
 
What's the difference between electricity and lightning?
 
What do cows produce when it's hot?
 
How can you help a starving cannibal?
 
When do boxers start wearing gloves?
 
What athlete is never promoted?
 
What evergreen tree shoots its needles?
 
Why did the pilot go to the psychologist?
 
What's the hardest part of taking a test?
 
Who are the cleanest singers in the choir?
 
In what wars did English teachers fight?
 
Which letters of the alphabet have wings?
 
What is an egomaniac's favourite ice cream?
 
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
 
How can you keep fish from smelling?
 
How did the book author make a fortune?
 
Why did the pirate put a chicken where he buried his treasure?
 
How do you wake up a dragon?
 
How does the Joe-kster file an axe?
 
What vegetable is named after its own recipe?
 
What did the chicks say to the miser?
 
Why did the musician strike the phonograph record with a hammer?
 
Which hen lays the longest?
 
When is an elevator not an elevator?
 
What kind of ring makes the maker cry?
 
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
 
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
 
What is the most valuable fish?
 
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
 
What dog stands the best chance of winning a heavyweight title?
 
Why did Little Johnny put his head on the piano?
 
What makes a pair of shoes?
 
What's the difference between a comedian and a gossip?
 
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
 
What did the man who swallowed a dime say to his Doctor?
 
Who mows the grass at a baseball ballpark?
 
What boat takes Dentists on short trips?
 
How can you double your money?
 
What is the saddest piece of clothing?
 
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
 
What escaped when the house burned down?
 
Why are animal trainers well liked?
 
Which is heavier - a full moon or a half moon?
 
What's the difference between a hunting dog and a locomotive?
 
What kind of music do welders dance to?
 
What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
 
Why are rivers rich?
 
How did Little Johnny prove he has a very smart dog?
 
Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?
 
What do you call a tailor if you forgot his name?
 
Why is being fat not funny?
 
Why is May 4th known as 'Star Wars Day'?
corresponding 'Star Wars Day' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is a sleeping bull?
 
How are computers like spies?
 
What's the difference between a gardener and a billiard player?
 
How can you tell if your lawn is sick?
 
What fruit is sad?
corresponding 'Sad Fruit' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Where do Kings and Queens get crowned?
 
When is a girl like a mirror?
 
How does a quiet Hawaiian laugh?
 
Why are you like a shrub after a long hike?
 
How can you make your money go a long way?
 
What's ET short for?
 
What do you call a guy who has printer ink on his face instead of egg?
also see 'What Do You Call A Guy Who Has . . .' @ joe-ks.com
or this printer ink guy
 
What's the highest building in New York?
 
What letter should men avoid?
 
Who takes longer to get ready for a trip - an elephant or a rooster?
 
Why is a hot dog the best dog?
 
Why did the workers at the government mint go on strike?
 
Why did the farmer feed his sheep chunks of steel?
 
What do you get when you cross a policeman with an alarm clock?
 
What kind of Doctor is a pediatrician?
 
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?
 
What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control?
 
Why was the weather forecaster arrested?
 
What do you find more in sorrow than in anger?
 
Why are pants always too short?
 
When can you spell crazy using just one letter?
 
What insect likes to bowl?
 
What money was on Noah's ark?
 
How are judges like basketball referees?
 
What's the difference between a rug and a bottle of medicine?
 
What needs to be fixed every day but never breaks?
 
What do you call musical insects?
 
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