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What book has the most people in it?
 
Where does success come before work?
 
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What can't you do to an egg?
 
What do you get when you cross a wedding with a cliff?
 
The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
 
What would you get if you put butter on your mattress?
 
What rises and waves all day?
 
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How do you make a horse fast?
 
What is a ringleader?
 
Why didn't the fireplace burn too well?
 
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I'm full of people but no one's inside. What am I?
 
I run all day long but never leave your house. What am I?
 
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?
 
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Where do Siamese twins sleep?
 
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What's round on both sides and high in the middle?
 
Why does time fly?
 
What is the weather forecast for Afghanistan?
 
I have a bed but no sheets or pillows. What am I?
 
Where do children grow?
 
What do you lose every time you stand up?
 
Where can you find misleading books?
 
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What is the hungriest part of a goal?
 
What do you call wood that has nothing to play with?
 
What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?
 
Why are diapers like $20 bills?
 
How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
 
What is the puppet show for senior citizens?
 
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How do you charge a battery?
 
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Which vegetable goes bad the quickest?
 
Why do bankers go to art school?
 
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Who changed King Tut's diapers?
 
What happened when a couple tried to kiss in dense fog?
 
Why are lions holy creatures?
 
Spell extra wise in two letters.
 
What speaks every language but never went to school?
 
Why did the house call for a Doctor?
 
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