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What is a broken down hot rod?
 
Did you hear about the girl who ran for Queen of the blood donor clinic?
 
What brand of fruit punch do sopranos drink?
 
What do climbers get when they carry a stove up Everest?
 
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
 
What do basketmakers do when it's time to go?
 
Why was the actor's hair always messy?
 
What's at the end of the world?
 
What do you get if you add 2 Lorn plus 2 Lorn?
 
What did one mountain say to the other mountain?
 
What are championship pickup trucks members of?
 
What does a dog do that a man steps in?
 
What is the worst thing to make in a pottery class?
 
What do you call someone who doesn't have all their fingers on one hand?
 
What do you call an insane flower?
 
How do you start a race between two rice puddings?
 
What do you say to a King who falls off his chair?
 
What do you get when a shellfish mows your lawn?
 
What kind of cats are good at bowling?
 
If 2 is company, and 3's a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
 
When is an army like a sales clerk making out a bill?
 
I have wings but do not fly. The fastest horse, I could run right by. Despite the legend, I hold my head high. What am I?
 
How do you know that a Newfie invented the toothbrush?
 
What says, 'Quick! Quick! Quick!'?
 
What would you get if you crossed a bowling alley with a sewing class?
 
What's the worst tasting drink of the day?
 
Why was the cab driver fired?
 
What do mummies dance to?
 
What do you get when a bike freezes?
 
Where do they store Chinese boats?
 
What kind of adult has tiny pupils?
 
How does a farmer make a small fortune?
 
What do you call a Chinese guy walking his dog?
 
How many astronauts does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What's a math teacher's favourite meal?
 
What do you call a ballerina who works in a pub?
 
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many football coaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
 
How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many civil servants does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What happened when the glue tanker on the highway shed its load?
 
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
 
What's the greatest labour-saving device around the house?
 
What's an amoeba's favourite game?
 
Why did the singer climb a ladder?
 
How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
 
Name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday.
 
What's special about the following sequence of numbers: 8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0?
 
What has been around for millions of years, yet is only a month old?
 
What man has married many women, yet stays a bachelor?
 
What gets wet while drying?
 
Did you hear about the lucky fisherman?
 
Why is there always a Bible in a courtroom?
 
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
 
What kind of whale flies?
 
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of tea?
 
What has a mouth and a fork, but never eats?
 
How do we know that owls are smarter than chickens?
 
Why can't baseball pitchers make decisions?
 
What do you call a Spanish woman having a meal in a restaurant?
 
What do you call a woman having a meal in a restaurant?
 
What do you call a man with loads of money?
 
What do you call a girl who lives in a pond?
 
What do you call a girl with lots of suitcases?
 
What do you call a girl who never stands up straight?
 
What do you call a man who lies in front of your door all day?
 
What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
 
What do you call a girl who has her own car?
 
What do you call a 350 pound sumo wrestler?
 
What do you call a man with a cable coming out of his ear?
 
What do you call a superhero who looks after books?
 
What do you call a man who does odd jobs and lives just around the corner?
 
What do you call a woman who hates butter?
 
What do you call a woman who works for a lawyer?
 
What is a fat hippie?
 
What girl collects money for the needy?
 
What did Spiderman do when he borrowed the Batmobile?
 
Did you hear about the man who tried to blow up a bus?
 
How can you keep a barking dog quiet?
 
How do you hit slime?
 
What did Little Johnny answer to the teacher's question: "If can't is short for cannot, what is don't short for?"
 
How did they say good-bye on Johnny Carson's "The Tonight Show"?
 
How do they say good-bye in Canada?
 
How do they say good-bye in England?
 
Why did the cannibal feel sick every time he ate a missionary?
 
Why shouldn't you insult a cat lover?
 
Why is bread full of holes?
 
What do you call a greasy pachyderm?
 
What part of a fish is like the end of a book?
 
What did the cereal say to the juice at breakfast?
 
What did the professor say as his glass eye slid down the drain?
 
Where do smart frankfurters end up?
 
What's a boxer's favourite part of a joe-k?
 
What was the speed limit in ancient Egypt?
 
Which letter is hard of hearing?
 
What is good about poisonous snakes?
 
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22-Jul-2017

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