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What is the best way to kill time?
 
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What kind of raft melts in water?
 
What is everyone in the world doing at the same time?
 
What tree has many friends?
 
What ship praises God?
 
What is two-thirds of a pun?  or  What do skunks and partial puns have in common?
 
What kind of toys does a psychiatrist's child play with?
 
What do bees brush their hair with?
 
What star is dangerous?
 
What best-selling book can you purchase at a Christian bookstore?
 
A camper fell out of a canoe into the middle of the lake.
He neither swam nor sank.
How could that be?
 
How many feet are in a yard?
 
What kinds of stockings to baseball players like to wear?
 
What metal do robbers use to break into houses?
 
Is Helena Nome?
 
What kind of pool has no water?
 
What has teeth but never goes to the Dentist?
 
What is very dark yet has done the most to enlighten the world?
 
Where is the best place to look for a helping hand?
 
What is the poorest plant?
 
Do you know how long goats should be milked?
 
What is another name for a juvenile delinquent?
 
Which letter of the alphabet is drunk?
 
I hold your hand but we're not dating. What am I?
 
What do you call a daredevil flier who makes an emergency landing in the Grand Canyon?
 
How can you go down from the top of a mountain without first going up?
 
What did the tree get his girlfriend for her birthday?
 
How does the earth fish?
 
What happens when you ask an oyster a personal question?
 
How does a deaf fish hear?
 
What fish only swims at night?
 
What bulls hide on a riverbank waiting to charge at you?
 
What happened to the man who took a 100-foot dive into a glass of ginger ale?
 
How do you catch an electric eel?
 
Where was food first made in Newfoundland?
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In Newfoundland, what do you call a flying ant?
 
The Joe-kster bets Ryan $200 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts.<br>Ryan agrees, but loses the bet.<br>Why did Ryan lose the bet?
 
What do chocolate coffee & men have in common?
 
What room in a house is most dangerous for men?
 
During naptime, why did the teacher call the police to take Little Johnny to the police station?
 
What does a dead battery cost?
 
Two birds were at sea when one of them got caught in an oil spill.The bird in the oil spill could eat, but the other one went hungry. Why?
 
Why is an empty purse always the same?
 
A man opened a piece of furniture and a dozen people fell out. How could that be?
 
Why didn't the horse draw a cart?
 
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
 
What is a bathtub's favourite dessert?
 
What's in the middle of the sun?
 
What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
 
What's the name of a fellow who always knows what to do until it happens to him?
 
What's the difference between a mental institution and a college?
 
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
 
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
 
What are metric cookies?
 
What makes music on your head?
 
What bush makes you think of a massage?
 
What African animal has two male names?
 
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
 
How does a fireplace feel?
 
What runs but never gets out of breath?
 
What has only one hand?
 
What grows larger the more you take away?
 
Why did the worm oversleep?
 
What stretches to steal things?
 
When is it correct to to say, 'I is?'
 
When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?
 
Which conjunction do you need in a rowboat?
 
What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
 
What does a ship weigh before it leaves port?
 
What is a minister doing when he rehearses his sermon?
 
What kind of beat do mathematicians like to dance to?
 
What food is essential to good music?
 
Why was Snow White a good judge?
 
What stone is highly thought of in the sky?
 
What plant is a cat?
 
I have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears. What am I?
 
What nine letter English word is still a word when
each of the nine letters are removed one by one?
 
Which airplane stares at its passengers?
 
How can you change a pumpkin into another vegetable?
 
Which vegetable is found in the alphabet?
 
Which U.S. state has a last name?
 
What can you catch with your hands tied?
 
What Roman Numeral can climb a wall?
 
How can a man be 6 feet tall and short at the same time?
 
Why did the doughnut maker go bankrupt?
 
What geometric figure is always correct?
 
What sport is played on a carpet?
 
What nation does creativity come from?
 
What size soap do judges use?
 
Which burns longer, candles on a cake or candles on a table?
 
What do tailors do when they get tired?
 
What do dogs fear most at the vet?
 
What does a library book wear whenever it leaves the building?
 
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