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If two vampires had a race, who would win?
 
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What brand of toilet paper does Sleeping Beauty use?
 
If carpenters measure with yardsticks, what do sailors measure with?
 
What is a frog's favourite year?
 
What do you call a fish with four eyes?
 
Where do old bowling balls end up?
 
What wears a sock on its bottom?
 
What's the coolest part of the human body?
 
Which of Noah's animals didn't come in pairs?
 
When can you step on blades with bare feet and not cut yourself?
 
What kind of soda can't you drink?
 
What metal can't feel anything?
 
When can six big people fit under one little umbrella and not get wet?
 
What do models eat off?
 
What has shoulders and a neck but no arms, legs or head?
 
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What beam weighs the least?
 
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What part of a car keeps your hands warm during winter?
 
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What do you call Palm Springs in November?
 
What goes through the house but never touches a thing?
 
What do you call two ants in an ant farm?
 
Why does a man with very little money buy a short coat?
 
What book has the most people in it?
 
Where does success come before work?
 
How do sailors break up with their girlfriends?
 
How can one person sit where it makes it impossible for a second person to sit?
 
What can't you do to an egg?
 
What do you get when you cross a wedding with a cliff?
 
The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
 
What rises and waves all day?
 
How can you tell a tourist in New York?
 
What does a sheep put over a lightbulb?
 
What is no higher than the ground, yet you can't jump over it?
 
What has ears but can't hear a thing?
 
How do you make a horse fast?
 
What is a ringleader?
 
Why didn't the fireplace burn too well?
 
I'm full of people but no one's inside. What am I?
 
I run all day long but never leave your house. What am I?
 
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?
 
Which is the largest sea?
 
Where do Siamese twins sleep?
 
What do you call a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at a time?
 
Why is my wife a magnetic person?
 
Why did the turtle take assertiveness training?
 
What type of shirt should oarsmen yachters wear?
 
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What has eight wheels but carries only one passenger?
 
What has a neck but no head?
 
What's round on both sides and high in the middle?
 
Why does time fly?
 
What is the weather forecast for Afghanistan?
 
I have a bed but no sheets or pillows. What am I?
 
Where do children grow?
 
Where can you find misleading books?
 
From what dairy do people in the Sahara Desert get their milk?
 
What is the hungriest part of a goal?
 
What do you call wood that has nothing to play with?
 
What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?
 
Why are diapers like $20 bills?
 
How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
 
What is the puppet show for senior citizens?
 
What bird resembles a toupée?
 
What do you call people who watch other people diet?
 
What can you serve but never eat?
 
How do you charge a battery?
 
Where do timid farmers sit at a lamb auction?
 
Which vegetable goes bad the quickest?
 
Why do bankers go to art school?
 
What's a computer's favourite junk food?
 
Who changed King Tut's diapers?
 
What happened when a couple tried to kiss in dense fog?
 
Why are lions holy creatures?
 
Spell extra wise in two letters.
 
What speaks every language but never went to school?
 
Why did the house call for a Doctor?
 
What country makes you shiver?
 
What cat sells wood?
 
When is it safe to touch a lion?
 
How do you top a car?
 
How can you tell twin witches apart?
 
What letter is always surprised?
 
I am forever, and yet was never. What am I?
 
What ant lives in a house?
 
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Why does a dog dress warmer in summer than in winter?
 
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