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Why is being fat not funny?
Why is May 4th known as 'Star Wars Day'?
corresponding 'Star Wars Day' puzzle @
What is a sleeping bull?
How are computers like spies?
What's the difference between a gardener and a billiard player?
How can you tell if your lawn is sick?
What fruit is sad?
corresponding 'Sad Fruit' puzzle @
Where do Kings and Queens get crowned?
When is a girl like a mirror?
How does a quiet Hawaiian laugh?
Why are you like a shrub after a long hike?
How can you make your money go a long way?
What's ET short for?
What do you call a guy who has printer ink on his face instead of egg?
also see 'What Do You Call A Guy Who Has . . .' @
or this printer ink guy
What's the highest building in New York?
What letter should men avoid?
Who takes longer to get ready for a trip - an elephant or a rooster?
Why is a hot dog the best dog?
Why did the workers at the government mint go on strike?
Why did the farmer feed his sheep chunks of steel?
What do you get when you cross a policeman with an alarm clock?
What kind of Doctor is a pediatrician?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?
What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control?
Why was the weather forecaster arrested?
What do you find more in sorrow than in anger?
Why are pants always too short?
When can you spell crazy using just one letter?
What insect likes to bowl?
What money was on Noah's ark?
How are judges like basketball referees?
What's the difference between a rug and a bottle of medicine?
What needs to be fixed every day but never breaks?
What do you call musical insects?
How do you make the word 'one' disappear?
What word has three double letters in a row?
What's the difference between a sick sailor and a blind man?
Where does afternoon always come before morning?
Why should you leave your watch at home when you take an airplane?
How do you take down a monkey's voice?
When do you have four hands?
How did the wood shaving fly from the board?
What's the difference between a dog and a marine scientist?
If Craig Ferguson invented a new element in the Periodic Table, what would he call it?
also see corresponding 'New Periodic Table Element' puzzle @
Why was a piano tuner hired to play on the baseball team?
What's the best way to see flying saucers?
How does a Native American cover the hole in his pants?
What is the best way to clean up a dirty mind?
Why are barbers always early?
When does a bed grow longer?
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?
What did one pile of sand say to the other?
corresponding 'Sand Talk' puzzle @
What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
How do robins stay in shape?
corresponding 'Robin Exercise' puzzle @
What happens to dogs who chase cars?
What dance do you do when summer is over?
What vegetable can you blow up?
What kind of joe-ks does a scholar make?
What do you call a worried turnip?
Why did the codebreaker spend so long in the percussion section?
Why was the banker bored?
What do you call someone who has been hit by a meteorite?
A scientist invented a liquid that would dissolve anything it touches.
However, he couldn't sell the invention. Why?
Why did Little Johnny wear loud socks?
What's more invisible than an invisible man?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a hen?
What is a twip?
corresponding 'Twip' puzzle @
Where do tadpoles go to change into frogs?
What do you call a baby rifle?
What goes around wood but can't get in it?
corresponding 'Around Wood' puzzle @
What is the easiest way to grow tall?
corresponding 'Grow Tall Easily' puzzle @
What is the biggest soda in the world?
corresponding 'Biggest Soda' puzzle @
Why does an Indian wear feathers in his hair?
corresponding 'Indian Feathers' puzzle @
Why is an old car like a baby playing?
Which letter is the opposite of out?
What was the Titanic shivering for?
What's the difference between a Church bell and a thief?
What furniture is the most entertaining?
corresponding 'Entertaining Furniture' puzzle @
What do you call a bear with no fur?
What kind of gun does a bee shoot?
What's a sculptor's favourite game?
What kind of girl does a mummy go out with?
corresponding 'Mummy Date' puzzle @
What was the first cat to fly?
Where do baby computer programmers like to sit?
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
What does an Eskimo put on his bed?
When is a chair like a fabric?
From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
What have eyes but can't see?
How many beans can you put in an empty bag?
What continent can you use to tow things?
How are potatoes like loyal friends?
How many eggs can a man eat on an empty stomach?
Which is more nourishing - a cow or a shooting star?
How do you get down from a mule?
Who's cow talks Russian?
How did the mouse lose its tail?
What's the difference between a squeaking hinge and eggs for breakfast?
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