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What goes all over the country but never moves?
 
What can you keep and give away at the same time?
 
What do you call a lion with no eyes?
 
(Do this in your head) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. And another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
 
What did the vegetarian tiger eat?
 
What do the winners of a race lose?
 
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
 
What do planets use to download music?
 
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
 
What do secret agents do for fun?
 
What is the smallest bridge in the world?
 
What do you keep even after giving it to somebody else?
 
Why are surf boarders great gamblers?
 
What kind of books do mountain climbers like to read?
 
What is a grumpy salad made with?
 
What did one flag say to the other flag?
 
Where does a clerk put vile letters?
 
When do you go at red and stop at green?
 
What travels around the earth without using a single drop of fuel?
 
What's a sculptor's motto?
 
When is a Chinese restaurant successful?
 
What would you call it if the sun never set from January to December?
 
What's the quickest way to make anti-freeze?
 
Did you hear about the patient who swallowed a spoon?
 
Where did James Bond live after he retired?
 
What says, 'Quick! Quick! Quick!'?
 
What gets wet while drying?
 
What do you call a woman who works for a lawyer?
 
Why shouldn't you insult a cat lover?
 
What bird is the biggest coward?
 
Why do your eyes look different after being to an eye doctor?
 
When do mothers have baby boys?
 
What's got a bottom at the top?
 
What kind of cat likes meat for breakfast?
 
Why did the pirate put a chicken where he buried his treasure?
 
What happened at the crossword puzzle addict's funeral?
 
What happened to the magic tractor?
 
A man had 12 sheep. All but 9 died. How many sheep did he have left?
 
What do you call a woman with a river on her head?
 
What state has no capital?
 
What works when it plays, and plays when it works?
 
Do Cadillacs stretch?
 
What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
 
How do you stop bacon from curling in a frying pan?
 
What can you hear but not see, and only speaks when it's spoken to?
 
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
 
What table is made of paper and has no legs?
 
What's the best way to improve a long speech?
 
What type of tree is made up of numbers and letters?
 
What's the definition of a will?
 
When are eyes not eyes?
 
I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
 
What food tastes better before it is cooked?
 
A woman gave birth to two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year but were not twins. How is this possible?
 
Why could the artist cross the bridge whenever he wanted to?
 
What are the chances of an artist making a living?
 
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How do we know that owls are smarter than chickens?
 
What's the difference between a mouse and a beautiful girl?
 
If a peacock and a half lays and egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will three peacocks lay in three days?
 
How do very small people communicate with each other?
 
Why can't baseball pitchers make decisions?
 
What do you call a woman having a meal in a restaurant?
 
Why did the cannibal feel sick every time he ate a missionary?
 
What did the professor say as his glass eye slid down the drain?
 
What do you call two birds in love?
 
In Cimarron County, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man without a wooden leg. Why not?
 
What do hangmen read?
 
Why was a piano tuner hired to play on the baseball team?
 
What is a minister doing when he rehearses his sermon?
 
What is the least dangerous kind of robbery?
 
When is it safe to touch a lion?
 
How do you make a hat talk?
 
How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet?
 
What kind of sand will you never find at the beach?
 
The higher I climb, the hotter I engage. I cannot escape my crystal cage. What am I?
 
How does the earth fish?
 
What can you serve but never eat?
 
When is a man like a suit of clothes?
 
What's in the middle of the sun?
 
What's the difference between an explosion and a collision?
 
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
 
How do you find a writer in a crowded room?
 
What kind of screen brings things into the house instead of keeping them out?
 
What does a brave rock become?
 
What kind of ball is fun to play with but doesn't bounce?
 
What do you draw that can never be seen?
corresponding 'Drawn Not Seen' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
corresponding 'Big Electric Bill' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is half of infinity?
 
How high do people usually stand?
 
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
 
What letter ends everything?
 
Why aren't babies allowed to take tests?
 
What do bees do with honey?
 
What do chocolate coffee & men have in common?
 
What's easier to give than receive?
 
Which hand should you use to stir tea?
 
The wood used to immobilize a fractured bone; and two letters later, the less painful result of part of it in your skin.
 
What kind of buck can't be spent?
 
What kind of key opens a banana?
 
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17-Aug-2018

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