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With what two animals do you always go to bed?
 
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
 
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
 
If every dog has his day, what does a dog with a broken tail have?
 
What's the best snack to eat in a swamp?
 
How do you catch a fairy?
 
What do you call an artist who is always grumbling?
 
What do you call someone who is always asking you for money?
 
Why won't the Earth come to an end?
 
What fells trees, moves mountains, and kills kings?
 
What kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
 
What disease does grass get?
 
Which ants are the smallest?
 
You are a thief that has been sentenced to death. But because it's New Years Day, the King lets you choose your own way to die. What would you choose?
 
What do you say to a clairvoyant on January 1st?
 
In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
 
How do oceans make popcorn?
 
What kind of weights do beginning bodybuilders use?
 
Why did the classical composer suddenly leave the grocery store?
 
What do electricians do when they go broke?
 
What do anteaters have that other animals don't have?
 
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
 
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
see also corresponding 'Luke Skywalker Christmas' Riddle Sudoku
Star Wars Christmas
 
What is a book's favourite colour?
 
What's the difference between a rich man and a poor man?
 
What kind of room can you eat?
 
How can you dive without getting wet?
 
What cake is as hard as rock?
 
Who are the happiest people on a football field?
 
Is it safe to write a letter on an empty stomach?
 
What does a pine tree wear on an Alaskan cruise?
 
What fish get married?
 
What makes a road broad?
 
What kind of ball should you never play football with?
 
What is the best key to have?
 
What peels and chips but doesn't crack?
 
What do you call a day of shopping?
 
What has four eyes but can't see?
 
Did you hear about the overweight ballerina?
 
Did you hear the joe-k about the roof?
 
What is at the end of everything?
 
How does a coffee pot feel?
 
What gets harder to catch the faster you run?
 
How can you prove that a horse has six legs?
 
How do crazy people go through the forest?
 
Where do you go if you become at one with your computer?
 
What do you call a prehistoric skunk?
 
Who earns a living by driving customers away?
 
What is never built to scale?
 
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
 
Where is a lake deepest?
 
What starts with 'E', ends with 'E' and contains only one letter?
 
A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for 5 days, and then rode home on Friday. How is this possible?
 
Add two letters to this term for a small house in the woods & you get this piece of woodwork inside it.
 
What food is dangerous to swimmers?
 
What did the meteorite say when asked to give a quote?
 
What does a miner eat with every meal?
 
What bee is necessary to your health?
 
Why doesn't Sweden import cattle from other countries?
 
How does a scientist get ready for work?
 
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
 
What do you call a bird that lives underground?
 
What's a baby's motto?
 
What do you call a man who corrects exam papers?
 
Why is saltine like an outlaw?
 
What is the favorite card game of Americans?
 
What did the lunar astronaut name his dog?
 
What sweet do geologists like?
 
What happens to tires when they get old?
 
If you are out of money, where can it always be found?
 
How are potatoes like loyal friends?
 
Which is the largest sea?
 
What do you call musical insects?
 
How did the mouse lose its tail?
 
Where do timid farmers sit at a lamb auction?
 
Why did the long distance runner go to the veterinarian?
 
What kind of wave attacks bookstores?
 
Where can you find misleading books?
 
How many eggs can a man eat on an empty stomach?
 
How can you cross a ridge?
 
How did the wood shaving fly from the board?
 
What is a twip?
corresponding 'Twip' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What country makes you shiver?
 
Spell extra wise in two letters.
 
Why does time fly?
 
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
 
How do you get down from a mule?
 
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
 
What does an Eskimo put on his bed?
 
What is the biggest soda in the world?
corresponding 'Biggest Soda' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What part of a car keeps your hands warm during winter?
 
How can you tell a tourist in New York?
 
What type of shirt should oarsmen yachters wear?
 
Why did the turtle take assertiveness training?
 
Why are diapers like $20 bills?
 
What do you find more in sorrow than in anger?
 
How can you tell if your lawn is sick?
 
How can you make your money go a long way?
 
How do you touch an eel?
 
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