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How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
Why are men with beards more honest?
 
What is hot all year round?
 
Why is a tent like a baseball?
 
Where is the best place to look for a helping hand?
 
Why is the letter 'B' hot?
corresponding 'Hot Letter B' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What has two eyes but can't see?
 
Do you know how long cows should be milked?
 
What's the best way to cure acid indigestion?
 
What paper makes you itch?
 
What is a briefcase?
corresponding 'Briefcase' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What gets bigger the farther away you walk?
corresponding 'Bigger Farther' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What's the center of gravity?
 
What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?
corresponding 'Vet Laryngitis' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is a prizefighter's favourite drink?
corresponding 'Prizefighter Drink' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What jam can't you eat?
 
What wears shoes but has no feet?
corresponding 'No Feet Shoes' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What makes music on your head?
 
How can a man be 6 feet tall and short at the same time?
 
How do you make a lighthouse?
 
If a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time?
 
What do you throw out when you need them, but take in when you don't?
 
What is very light but can't be lifted?
 
What time is it when the number of minutes since midnight is nine times the number of minutes before noon?
 
What holes are not holes?
 
How can 6 toothpicks have only 6 points?
 
What fruit never goes anywhere alone?
 
What do you write joe-ks with?
 
What's quicker than a fish?
 
Why did the clerk move the calendar away from the window?
 
What crime is punishable if attempted, but not punishable if committed?
 
What can you hold without touching it?
 
What do you call two people riding bikes together?
 
What do mummies wear on Halloween?
 
Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
 
A man took a chance and moved his car from Pall Mall to a hotel on the Strand. He soon realised that the move would bankrupt him. How?
 
When is an eye not an eye?
 
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
 
I'm mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
 
What Does This Mean?
"Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E"
 
What's a seamstress's favorite piece of exercise equipment?
 
What has a bottom at the top?
 
What is H204?
 
What kind of bath can you take without water?
corresponding 'No Water Bath' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
I've got six arms, five heads, three eyes, and two noses. What am I?
 
What can rise without ever sleeping?
 
What kind of bones are in an orchestra?
 
When does a boat show affection?
 
What English word is singular, but if you add an s, it becomes plural, and if you add another s, it becomes singular again, with a sex change?
 
This was the first palindromic word.
 
What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
 
What is the best exercise for losing weight?
 
What kind of cake holds water?
 
What do you call a puppy that's no longer lost?
 
An electrician and a carpenter are shopping in a store. One of them is the father of the other's son. How can this be possible?
 
What do you call an ant dictator?
corresponding 'Ant Dictator' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What can knit without a needle and thread?
 
What's this recipe for?
Throw out the outside,
cook the inside,
eat the outside,
throw out the inside.
 
What keys won't fit in any door?
 
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
 
Why is the shopping so good in Mexico?
 
What is a broken down hot rod?
 
A Doctor is about to operate on a little boy. "This is my son!" exclaims the Doctor. The Doctor is correct, yet the Doctor is not the boy's father. What is going on?
 
If a bus leaves from Vancouver to Calgary an hour before another bus leaves from Calgary to Vancouver, which bus will be closer to Vancouver when the two are passing each other?
 
Where do old bicycle tires go?
 
Two men play five games of checkers, and each wins the same number of games. There are no draws. How can this be?
 
What has fingers and thumbs but no arms?
 
What's the store policy at the Pirate Shop?
 
What is more useful when it is broken?
 
What kind of pet is found in cars?
 
I live above a star, but do not burn. I have 11 friends that do not turn. My initials are PRG. What am I?
 
I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?
 
What's the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
 
Where do boarders keep their winnings?
 
Bill drove all the way from Vancouver to Winnipeg without realizing his car had a flat tire, but arrived safely with four fully inflated tires. How?
 
What did the cereal say to the juice at breakfast?
 
How do they say good-bye in Canada?
 
What do you call a woman who hates butter?
 
What do you call a girl who never stands up straight?
 
Why did the singer climb a ladder?
 
What do you get when a shellfish mows your lawn?
 
This sorceress thumbs rides on brooms.
 
What do you call a hamburger's complaint?
 
What's the difference between boogers and beets?
 
What does Kobe Bryant store his cole slaw and potato salad in?
 
What fruit asks a question?
 
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
 
What has many stories but no windows?
 
What's a cautious caterpillar's motto?
 
Have you ever seen a line drive?
 
What are sleeping trees called?
 
What do you call a handcuffed man?
 
What happens to ducks before they grow up?
 
Where is the best place to build offices for opticians and optometrists?
 
What dog smells of onions?
 
Does the moon affect the tide?
 
What can one not hold, two pass, and three destroy?
 
What is a marathon runner's motto?
 
What's a hockey team's motto?
 
What was Bonnie and Clyde's motto?
 
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20-Jun-2018

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