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What do you call someone whose name was once Lee?
 
What kind of running means walking?
 
Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
 
Who are the best letter writers?
 
Why was six unhappy?
 
What doesn't exist but has a name?
 
How do you sell calendars?
 
What demands an answer without asking a question?
 
What is appropriate material for an inventor to wear?
 
What kind of bulbs don't need water?
 
What can you drown in, but not get wet in?
 
What happens when a body is placed in water?
 
When is a coin toss not a game of luck?
 
How do amoebas talk to each other?
 
What's the hardest part of grammar for criminals?
 
Why did the dolphin try to beach itself?
 
What do high school graduates wipe their feet on?
 
What makes a goose different from other animals?
 
What cup can't you drink from?
 
What bird is useful in boxing matches?
 
What do you call a bee born in May?
 
How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What does a jigsaw puzzle eat?
 
What happens if you kiss a canary?
 
What's the similarity between a tornado and an Alabama divorce?
 
What's bigger when it's upside down?
 
What do you call the thick border around a house?
 
Where do seahorses sleep at night?
 
What flowers do you send a Russian king?
 
What's the difference between the young and the old?
 
What does the sun do when it sets?
 
Which fish can slide across ice?
 
Is it better for a woman to love a short or a tall man?
 
What do you get when you cross Cinderella with a rabbit?
 
What odd number becomes even when beheaded?
 
How did the escaped prisoner get rid of the bloodhounds that were trailing him?
 
Why is a wedding ring like a tourniquet for a bachelor?
 
What is the most dangerous candy in a candy shop?
 
What contains more feet in winter than in summer?
 
Why was the artist arrested for graffiti?
 
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
 
What goes through a door but never goes in or out?
 
When is a piece of wood like a queen?
 
If there are ten flies on a table and you kill one, how many are left?
 
When police arrived at the scene of the crime, how did they know that the letters, not the numbers, were innocent?
 
What does a burglar like in his soup?
 
What would you get if you crossed Bubba with the God of love?
 
What kind of fruit did Noah take on the Ark?
 
Why is duct tape like "The Force"?
 
Why did the long-winded speaker need no introduction?
 
What shouldn't you ever share with your friends?
 
Do they have a fourth of July in England?
 
Who was the best financier in the Bible?
 
When is a sailor not a sailor?
 
Why can you only have ten matzos on Passover?
 
If a man carried my burden he would break his back.
I am not big but leave silver in my tracks.
What am I?
 
If your dog's down, what's your cat?
 
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
 
What does a dead battery cost?
 
What is a crazy pickle in Spring?
 
What is an eavesdropper?
 
What two bows can every girl have near her hand?
also see corresponding 'Two Bows For Girls' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What do you lose every time you stand up?
 
What's round and mean?
 
What has eyes that cannot see, a tongue that cannot taste,
and a soul that cannot die?
 
Why didn't the moon eat dessert?
 
Why didn't the sea captain's radio work in rough seas?
 
What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
 
What's the most popular game in the toy store?
 
What colour is the wind?
 
What's the easiest way to make a banana split?
 
What is so brittle that even to name it is to break it?
 
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'till you call me again. What am I?
 
A man is awake night after night without getting a wink of sleep, yet he doesn't feel tired, how can this be?
 
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
 
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
 
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
 
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
 
If every dog has his day, what does a dog with a broken tail have?
 
What's the best snack to eat in a swamp?
 
How do you catch a fairy?
 
What do you call an artist who is always grumbling?
 
What do you call someone who is always asking you for money?
 
Why won't the Earth come to an end?
 
What fells trees, moves mountains, and kills kings?
 
What kind of bars can't keep prisoners in jail?
 
What disease does grass get?
 
Which ants are the smallest?
 
You are a thief that has been sentenced to death. But because it's New Years Day, the King lets you choose your own way to die. What would you choose?
 
What do you say to a clairvoyant on January 1st?
 
How do oceans make popcorn?
 
In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
 
What kind of weights do beginning bodybuilders use?
 
Why did the classical composer suddenly leave the grocery store?
 
What do electricians do when they go broke?
 
What do anteaters have that other animals don't have?
 
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
 
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
see also corresponding 'Luke Skywalker Christmas' Riddle Sudoku
 
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17-Oct-2017

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