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What's this recipe for?
Throw out the outside,
cook the inside,
eat the outside,
throw out the inside.
 
What keys won't fit in any door?
 
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
 
Why is the shopping so good in Mexico?
 
What is a broken down hot rod?
 
A Doctor is about to operate on a little boy. "This is my son!" exclaims the Doctor. The Doctor is correct, yet the Doctor is not the boy's father. What is going on?
 
If a bus leaves from Vancouver to Calgary an hour before another bus leaves from Calgary to Vancouver, which bus will be closer to Vancouver when the two are passing each other?
 
Where do old bicycle tires go?
 
Two men play five games of checkers, and each wins the same number of games. There are no draws. How can this be?
 
What has fingers and thumbs but no arms?
 
What's the store policy at the Pirate Shop?
 
What is more useful when it is broken?
 
What kind of pet is found in cars?
 
I live above a star, but do not burn. I have 11 friends that do not turn. My initials are PRG. What am I?
 
I am a rock group that has four members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated. What am I?
 
What's the difference between a cattle herder and a locomotive driver?
 
Where do boarders keep their winnings?
 
Bill drove all the way from Vancouver to Winnipeg without realizing his car had a flat tire, but arrived safely with four fully inflated tires. How?
 
What did the cereal say to the juice at breakfast?
 
How do they say good-bye in Canada?
 
What do you call a woman who hates butter?
 
What do you call a girl who never stands up straight?
 
Why did the singer climb a ladder?
 
What do you get when a shellfish mows your lawn?
 
This sorceress thumbs rides on brooms.
 
What do you call a hamburger's complaint?
 
What's the difference between boogers and beets?
 
What does Kobe Bryant store his cole slaw and potato salad in?
 
What fruit asks a question?
 
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
 
What has many stories but no windows?
 
What's a cautious caterpillar's motto?
 
Have you ever seen a line drive?
 
What are sleeping trees called?
 
What do you call a handcuffed man?
 
What happens to ducks before they grow up?
 
Where is the best place to build offices for opticians and optometrists?
 
What dog smells of onions?
 
Does the moon affect the tide?
 
What can one not hold, two pass, and three destroy?
 
What is a marathon runner's motto?
 
What's a hockey team's motto?
 
What was Bonnie and Clyde's motto?
 
A nickel and a dime were crossing a bridge, and the nickel fell off. Why didn't the dime fall too?
 
What's the difference between a Canadian and an Australian bison?
 
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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Why is it so hard for a bank to keep a secret?
 
How did the author of Tom Sawyer learn to ride a bicycle?
 
What do you call treasure buried under your bed?
 
Why do you want the rain to keep up?
 
Why was the mortician fired?
 
Why did the Doctor golf in the dark?
 
Why don't retired people mind being called Senior Citizens?
 
What time does a shark get up?
 
What does a shoehorn play?
 
How can you tell if a mime has been talking too much?
 
What time does a tennis player get up?
 
What airplane flies backwards?
 
What do giraffes do when they fall in love?
 
What's the difference between a tailor and a horse trainer?
 
Who uses voodoo to scare mosquitoes away?
 
What do you call polite butlers and maids?
 
What magazine does a clock read?
 
What did one dollar say to the other dollar?
 
How did the prisoner call his lawyer?
 
What do you use to fix a broken tooth?
 
How would you rate that psychic you saw last month?
 
What's the difference between men and women?
 
What often falls but never gets hurt?
 
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from the number 25?
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
 
What would a barefoot man get if he steps on an electric wire?
 
What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
 
What birth name led this man into crime?
 
What's a tailor's motto?
 
Why were they called the Dark Ages?
 
What game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
 
What do you get if you cross a Hawaiian dancer with an Indian brave?
 
Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into the swamps in Louisiana?
 
What's a turtle's motto?
 
What's a fish's motto?
 
What do you call a brother and sister who like to build things across rivers?
 
What do you call the British man who invented the toilet?
 
What do you call a dog that lives near the equator?
 
What do you call a man who goes fishing every weekend?
 
Where do customers trade merchandise?
 
What kind of car is good for people who can't remember the words?
 
How many Harvard grads does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What do comedians fill their cars with?
 
How do they say good-bye using the alphabet?
 
What kind of dancing do crash dummies enjoy?
 
I am 1, but not 2. I am 3, but not 4. Whenever I am dancing, one will be on the sidelines. I like to play leap frog on a number line. What am I?
 
What word is spelled the same in English, German, French, Portuguese, and Swedish?
 
This word means 'solitary,' but changing its first letter becomes an exact duplicate. What is the word?
 
Two boys have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?
 
What sport does a math teacher like?
 
Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
 
In his own home a man watched a woman dying but did nothing to stop her. Why not?
 
Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
 
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
 
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25-Apr-2018

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