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I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
 
How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What's the best way to confuse a woman?
 
What did the leftovers say when they were put in the freezer?
 
How do you know the Invisible Man has no children?
 
What do you call ballet leotards?
 
What has a spine but no bones?
 
Jody was expecting her eighth child. What was she going to call it?
 
What do climbers get when they carry a stove up Everest?
 
Name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday.
 
What do you call a man who lies in front of your door all day?
 
Why is bread full of holes?
 
What's a boxer's favourite part of a joe-k?
 
How does money talk?
 
Why do water pitchers get facials?
 
What bow never gets tired?
 
How do you begin a ghost story?
 
What does a dog do that a man steps in?
 
How do you know that a Newfie invented the toothbrush?
 
What's an amoeba's favourite game?
 
What has been around for millions of years, yet is only a month old?
 
What do you call a girl with lots of suitcases?
 
What do you call a man with a cable coming out of his ear?
 
What do you call a greasy pachyderm?
 
What was the speed limit in ancient Egypt?
 
What car runs on electricity?
 
What car can't stop crying?
 
What does a ship weigh before it leaves port?
 
What bulls hide on a riverbank waiting to charge at you?
 
What person makes a living by talking to himself?
 
What do you put into a barrel to make it lighter?
 
What sport makes a lot of noise at night?
 
How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What is hot all year round?
 
Why is a tent like a baseball?
 
Where is the best place to look for a helping hand?
 
Why is the letter 'B' hot?
corresponding 'Hot Letter B' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What has two eyes but can't see?
 
Do you know how long cows should be milked?
 
What's the best way to cure acid indigestion?
 
What paper makes you itch?
 
What is a briefcase?
corresponding 'Briefcase' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What gets bigger the farther away you walk?
corresponding 'Bigger Farther' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What's the center of gravity?
 
What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis?
corresponding 'Vet Laryngitis' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What is a prizefighter's favourite drink?
corresponding 'Prizefighter Drink' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What jam can't you eat?
 
What wears shoes but has no feet?
corresponding 'No Feet Shoes' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What makes music on your head?
 
How can a man be 6 feet tall and short at the same time?
 
How do you make a lighthouse?
 
If a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time?
 
What do you throw out when you need them, but take in when you don't?
 
What is very light but can't be lifted?
 
What time is it when the number of minutes since midnight is nine times the number of minutes before noon?
 
What holes are not holes?
 
How can 6 toothpicks have only 6 points?
 
What do you write joe-ks with?
 
What's quicker than a fish?
 
Why did the clerk move the calendar away from the window?
 
What crime is punishable if attempted, but not punishable if committed?
 
What can you hold without touching it?
 
What do you call two people riding bikes together?
 
What do mummies wear on Halloween?
 
Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
 
A man took a chance and moved his car from Pall Mall to a hotel on the Strand. He soon realised that the move would bankrupt him. How?
 
When is an eye not an eye?
 
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
 
I'm mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
 
What Does This Mean?
"Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E"
 
What's a seamstress's favorite piece of exercise equipment?
 
What has a bottom at the top?
 
What is H204?
 
What kind of bath can you take without water?
corresponding 'No Water Bath' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
I've got six arms, five heads, three eyes, and two noses. What am I?
 
What can rise without ever sleeping?
 
What kind of bones are in an orchestra?
 
When does a boat show affection?
 
What English word is singular, but if you add an s, it becomes plural, and if you add another s, it becomes singular again, with a sex change?
 
This was the first palindromic word.
 
What do you call a girl who has three boyfriends named William?
 
What kind of cake holds water?
 
What do you call a puppy that's no longer lost?
 
An electrician and a carpenter are shopping in a store. One of them is the father of the other's son. How can this be possible?
 
What do you call an ant dictator?
corresponding 'Ant Dictator' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
What can knit without a needle and thread?
 
What's this recipe for?
Throw out the outside,
cook the inside,
eat the outside,
throw out the inside.
 
What keys won't fit in any door?
 
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
 
Why is the shopping so good in Mexico?
 
What is a broken down hot rod?
 
A Doctor is about to operate on a little boy. "This is my son!" exclaims the Doctor. The Doctor is correct, yet the Doctor is not the boy's father. What is going on?
 
If a bus leaves from Vancouver to Calgary an hour before another bus leaves from Calgary to Vancouver, which bus will be closer to Vancouver when the two are passing each other?
 
Where do old bicycle tires go?
 
Two men play five games of checkers, and each wins the same number of games. There are no draws. How can this be?
 
What has fingers and thumbs but no arms?
 
What's the store policy at the Pirate Shop?
 
What is more useful when it is broken?
 
What kind of pet is found in cars?
 
I live above a star, but do not burn. I have 11 friends that do not turn. My initials are PRG. What am I?
 
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11-Dec-2018

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