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Why is an empty purse always the same?
 
What's made of chocolate and is found on a sea bed?
 
How did the man take the road less traveled?
 
How do parachutists break up with their boyfriends?
 
What do you prescribe for a stuffy nose?
 
What's the difference between a squeaking hinge and eggs for breakfast?
 
How did the firefighter quit his job?
 
Why was the banker bored?
 
What word has three double letters in a row?
 
Where does afternoon always come before morning?
 
Why should you leave your watch at home when you take an airplane?
 
Why was a piano tuner hired to play on the baseball team?
 
What do you call someone who has been hit by a meteorite?
 
What tree barks the loudest?
 
What's a sculptor's favourite game?
 
What Olympic Games are for only two people?
 
What's the difference between a comedian and a gossip?
 
What boat takes Dentists on short trips?
 
Where do Kings and Queens get crowned?
 
How did Little Johnny prove he has a very smart dog?
 
How are computers like spies?
 
When do boxers start wearing gloves?
 
Why did the pilot go to the psychologist?
 
In what wars did English teachers fight?
 
How do you torture an engineer?
 
What stars go to jail?
 
What fish only swims at night?
 
What is a minister doing when he rehearses his sermon?
 
What does a library book wear whenever it leaves the building?
 
Why is lightning so hard to catch?
 
What is the least dangerous kind of robbery?
 
What is the saddest piece of clothing?
 
Why are animal trainers well liked?
 
Which is heavier - a full moon or a half moon?
 
What kind of music do welders dance to?
 
What's ET short for?
 
Why is being fat not funny?
 
What was the Titanic shivering for?
 
What brand of toilet paper does Sleeping Beauty use?
 
Where can you find the finest basements?
 
What was the first cat to fly?
 
How do you get rid of bloodhounds that are trailing you?
 
What do movie stars drive to the Academy Awards?
see this Academy Award riddle in Riddle Sudoku format @ suJoku.com
 
What's the difference between a bad undercover cop and a good boxer?
 
If two vampires had a race, who would win?
 
Who's cow talks Russian?
 
What kind of girl does a mummy go out with?
corresponding 'Mummy Date' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Where do old bowling balls end up?
 
Which of Noah's animals didn't come in pairs?
 
If a pencil and a piece of paper had a race, which would win?
 
What begins with 'P', ends in 'E', and has thousands of letters?
 
If carpenters measure with yardsticks, what do sailors measure with?
 
What nuts can you hang pictures on?
 
What has an eye but can't see?
 
What has two hands and no fingers?
 
What food is essential to good music?
 
What fish have the worst odor?
 
Which burns longer, candles on a cake or candles on a table?
 
What ant lives in a house?
 
When is it safe to touch a lion?
 
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
 
What did the tree get his girlfriend for her birthday?
 
Which U.S. state has a last name?
 
How do you turn a sparrow into a weapon?
 
How does taking a ferry boat change people for the worse?
 
How can you jump off a 50-foot ladder without getting hurt?
 
Why did the doughnut maker go bankrupt?
 
What kind of Indians does Dracula like?
 
What metal do robbers use to break into houses?
 
What happened to the man who took a 100-foot dive into a glass of ginger ale?
 
What's French for 'I am an Australian'?
 
What time is it when a pie is equally divided among four hungry boys?
 
Do you know how long goats should be milked?
 
What can turn a duet into a trio?
 
How does a deaf fish hear?
 
If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?
 
What geometric figure is always correct?
 
What do you call Palm Springs in November?
 
What do you call a worried turnip?
 
How do you make a hat talk?
 
What's a firefighter's favourite drink?
 
What have eyes but can't see?
 
Why are poets so poor?
 
What is no higher than the ground, yet you can't jump over it?
 
What kind of house weighs the least?
 
What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
 
What kind of tree has hands?
 
Which is the fastest, cold or hot?
 
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
 
What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
corresponding 'Favourite Christmas Carol' puzzle @ suJoku.com
 
Which burn longer: the candles (i) on a Christmas cake; (ii) on a fruit cake or (iii) on the mantle of a fireplace?
 
What's the difference between an old ten dollar bill and a new one?
 
When can't astronauts land on the moon?
 
Can a shoe box?
 
What kind of nets are in an orchestra?
 
When is a rope like a student?
 
Which side of a house gets the most rain?
 
I have a cone but no ice cream. What am I?
 
What kind of undergarment do female math teachers wear?
 
I have a ring but am not married. What am I?
 
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