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| What has holes but is very strong? | ||||
A chain. |
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| Did you hear about the man who tried to blow up a bus? | ||||
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe. |
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| How can you keep a barking dog quiet? | ||||
With hush puppies. |
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| How do you hit slime? | ||||
With a sludgehammer. |
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| What do comedians fill their cars with? | ||||
Laughing gas. |
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| What did Little Johnny answer to the teacher's question: "If can't is short for cannot, what is don't short for?" | ||||
Doughnut. |
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| How did they say good-bye on Johnny Carson's "The Tonight Show"? | ||||
N B C'ing you! |
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| How do they say good-bye in Canada? | ||||
eh B C'ing you! |
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| How do they say good-bye using the alphabet? | ||||
A B C'ing you! |
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| How do they say good-bye in England? | ||||
B B C'ing you! |
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