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| How many worms make a foot? | ||||
Twelve inchworms. |
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| What can you put in a glass but never take out of it? | ||||
A crack |
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| What colour is rain? | ||||
Water colour |
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| What kind of artist can't you trust? | ||||
A sculptor, because he's always chiseling |
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| What is a dance for two containers? | ||||
The can-can |
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| What turns everything around but doesn't move? | ||||
A mirror |
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| What kind of tie does a pig wear? | ||||
A pigsty |
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| Why does your sense of touch suffer when you are ill? | ||||
Because you don't feel well |
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| Why are cards like wolves? | ||||
Both belong to a pack. |
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| What carries things but does not move? | ||||
A shelf |
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