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| What turns everything around but doesn't move? | ||||
A mirror |
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| What kind of tie does a pig wear? | ||||
A pigsty |
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| Why does your sense of touch suffer when you are ill? | ||||
Because you don't feel well |
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| Why are cards like wolves? | ||||
Both belong to a pack. |
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| What carries things but does not move? | ||||
A shelf |
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| Why is the sea measured in knots? | ||||
They keep the ocean tied |
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| Why is a lie like a wig? | ||||
Because it is a false hood |
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| What did the valedictorian of the modeling school earn? | ||||
The highest beauty mark |
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| What's the difference between the rising and the setting sun? | ||||
A day |
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| How do you describe a tired kangaroo? | ||||
Out of bounds |
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