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| I'm full of keys but can't unlock a door. What am I? | ||||
A piano. |
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| What cat lives in the ocean? | ||||
An octopus |
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| What kind of ball should you never play football with? | ||||
An eyeball |
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| What do foot doctors eat for breakfast? | ||||
Corn flakes |
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| The more you have of it, the less you see it. What is it? | ||||
Darkness. |
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| What's the difference between a watchmaker and a jailer? | ||||
One sells watches and the other watches cells |
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| What did the disgruntled bricklayer do? | ||||
He threw in the trowel |
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| What is heavier in warm weather than in winter? | ||||
Traffic to the beach. |
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| When a lady faints, what number will restore her? | ||||
You must bring her 2 |
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| What has no beginning or end and nothing in the middle? | ||||
A doughnut |
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