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| When is a sheep like a dog? | ||||
When it has fleece |
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| How do you keep from dying? | ||||
Stay in the living room |
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| What is brought to the table and cut, but never eaten? | ||||
A deck of cards. |
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| Who were the first gamblers? | ||||
Adam and Eve - they had a paradise |
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| What kind of animal needs oiling? | ||||
A mouse - it squeaks |
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| What is small, red, and whispers? | ||||
A hoarse radish |
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| Why can't a very thin person stand up straight? | ||||
Because he is lean |
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| Who is bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby? | ||||
Her baby is a little Bigger |
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| What dog does not bark no matter what you do to him? | ||||
A hot dog |
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| Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it, but almost nobody takes it. What is it? | ||||
Advice |
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