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| What kind of shoes do you make out of bananas? | ||||
Slippers |
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| There are two coins on the table totaling 35 cents. One of them is not a quarter. What are the coins? | ||||
One of them is not a quarter, but the other is. The 2 coins: a dime & a quarter |
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| What kind of food is sick all the time? | ||||
Wheat germ |
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| Which side of a house gets the most rain? | ||||
The outside. |
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| Which bird is always out of breath? | ||||
A puffin |
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| What's the easiest way to find a pin in your carpet? | ||||
Walk around in your bare feet |
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| What flies when it's on and floats when it's off? | ||||
A feather |
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| What kind of saw do you use to cut driftwood? | ||||
A seasaw |
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| How does bread get up in the morning? | ||||
It rises |
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| When is a cow not a cow? | ||||
When she is turned into a pasture. |
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