“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.”
“If you can read this, thank a teacher.”
“Stop illitrissy now!”
“Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.”
“The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.”
“When I went to school I was so smart that my teacher was in my class for 5 years.”
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“His teacher told him to make a family tree so he went outside and got some leaves.”
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“Without geometry, life is pointless.”
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Educate: To render harmless by cultivation.
“School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus”
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What do you get when you cross an English teacher with a track team?
Why did the electrician go to school?
Why were the music students allowed to roam the hall?
What do you call someone who keeps on talking when no one is listening?
Word play is an art form. A pun is its own reword!
What grade did God give the Pharaoh?
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why is going to school like taking a bath?
What gets smaller when you turn it around?
‘Obvious’ is the most dangerous word in mathematics.
“The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.”
Class Reunion: Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart.
Which kind of books do racecar drivers read in school?
Why did the fish get an award?
What did the fish teacher say to her school?
Why did the alien do so well in school?
Why did the track star go to the school nurse?
What disease do art teachers get?
Miniscule: A very small place used for educational purposes.
Rely: What you do when your teacher doesn't believe that the dog ate your homework.
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