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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My
luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
If you
try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Stress:
when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet...
Funeral Home Sign: Drive
carefully - we'll wait.
Never
put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
If
you are in a hole, stop digging.
Never
step in anything soft.
You
cant recover from a problem you dont have.
The
box containing the most valuable delicate object will be the one dropped.
Calamaties
are of two kinds: (1) misfortunes to ourselves, and (2) good fortune to others.
Everything
falls apart on the same day.
Never
let an inanimate object know that you are in a hurry.
There
is no issue so small that it cant be blown out of proportion.
A
pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
The
only way to get rid of temptation is to yield it.
He
was so nervous that he kept coffee awake.
Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
Relief: What trees do in spring.
Vulgarity: The conduct of others.
The
best way to forget your own problems is to help someone solve his.
Every
mountain creates at least two valleys.
If
you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.
The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but its also the first to be replaced.
The
solution of every problem is another problem.
Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
Diamond: A piece of coal that made good under pressure.
Why did the invisible man go crazy?
Delay: The greatest remedy for anger.
KIPPERS: Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
Stress: When you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep
yet.
I feel like the whole world is a car wash and I'm riding a bike.
If it weren't for stress, I'd have no energy at all.
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