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The effectiveness of a telephone conversation is in inverse proportion to the time spent on it.

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
Telegram to wife: HAVING WONDERFUL TIME. WISH YOU WERE HER.
If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another?
He thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Why is it expensive to call Italy on a cell phone?
If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
What kind of telephones do mummies use?
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Suicide Hotline... Please hold.
Man Killed Over Phone
Why is a dog like a telephone?
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How do elephants speak to each other?
Do You Hear a Phone? by Isabel Ringing
Why are telephone lines put high in the air?
Why did the telephone run away from home?
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

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