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Nowadays they say you need a special chip to put in the TV so kids can't watch this and that. In my day, we didn't need a chip. My mom was the chip. End of story.

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base.
Before television, nobody knew what a headache looked like.
Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.
Western movie actors love to be scene and not herded.
He's so dubm he sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
Which sports channel does a poultry farmer watch?
He watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Sex on television can't hurt unless you fall off.
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
What makes you sadder the skinnier it gets?
It takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What do VCR tapes do at night?
What's a duck's favourite TV rerun?
What's the easiest way to get on TV?
Television: Chewing gum for the eyes.
What sourpuss watches TV all the time?

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Cheap Seats
Chicken CPR  (5.2M)
Claude Cooper's Clean Copper Clappers  (2.1M)
Cleaning Gutters With Your Friends  (2.4M)
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Couch Potato On Wheels
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Heineken Meets Star Wars
Helmut Helmet
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Hollywood Squares Revisited
Home Alone 2003
Homer Song
Homerisms
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Horse Mate: Triple Crown Foals
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How To Become A Star
How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception
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If They Married...
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It's A Baby Boy
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Lawn Chair Man
Leaping Lizards!  (510k)
Light Beer House
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Little Johnny's Math Test
Little Johnny's Tampax Protection
Long-Legged Couch Dog
Lord of the Pings
Loss Of The Remote Control For Life?
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Mother Popeye
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Newfie Light Fixture
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Royal Family Heritage  (3.2M)
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Russian Tunnel Traffic  (2.1M)
Saigon Traffic Survivor  (3.1M)
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Star Wars Computer
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Super Bowl XL - For Big Jobs
Super Squirrel
Superb Owl
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Survivor 3
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Taste of Olympic Success
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The Front Fell Off  (3.4M)
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Top Gun Burritos
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Unhappy Feet
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Water Closet Classic
We Wish You A Merry Christmas  (1.5M)
Weather Forecasting in Utah
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