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All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
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I work at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.
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Electronic Non-Translator

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Employee Benefits - Guidelines
Employee Factory - Join The Crowd!
Employee Future Bonus Award Program
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Engineer Identification Test
Engineer Measurement
Engineering Translations

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Erkel Economy 

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Executive Management Sharp Shooter

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Eyelights
Face Protector
Ferrari Sacks Entire Pit Crew
Field Replacement Units – A Real Mousetake!

Financial Meltdown 

Fire Engine Bikes

Fire Extinguisher Training In Turkey  (700k)
Fired From Every Job

Fired Sanitation Employee

Fireman Mouth 

Firemen to the Rescue Highest Bidder  (3.9M)
‘First’ Class Puns
First Computer
First Time House Builder
The First Woman In Space

Fix The Outhouse, Pa!
Flower Pot Garden

Fly By Night Pilot

Flying The Friendly Skies

Ford Police Chase  (2.1M)
Formula For Success – MBA 101

Fortune Cookies - In Bed

Free Paper

Freudian Slips
Frosty's Snow Cone Factory

Fuelish Wallet
Funny Farm

Garbage In or Garbage Out?
Gas Competitors Reach Agreement

Gas Prices Around The World
Gas Prices' Effect on Gas Stations

Geeks On Display
Generous Lawyer

George Costanza's Tips For Working Hard

German Car Parkade
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Glacier Sasquatch Protectors - Dare to Dream!  (7.2M - Long Load!)

Give Blood Or Else  (1.6M)
Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Goat Power

God’s Little Instructions
Going Nowhere Mall - For Shoppers With LOTS of Time
Golden Goof Bridge

Google Headquarters 

Government Workers – Snow Replacement Experts

Granny Does Windows Too
Great Writer

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Guess Who Started The Fire
Guided Missile’s Civil Name

Gynecologists Convention

Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Haircut For Staff Meetings

Hairstyle Of The Year

Hairstyle Wiring
Half-Your-Job Computer
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Hamster-Powered Cell Phone Charger

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Hanging Load

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Homework - Latest Pole 

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The Honey Truck
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Honourable Profession

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How To Calculate the Cost of Living

How To Clean Your House

How To Detect A 2-Way Mirror
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How To 'Extend' The Lift Of Your Forklift

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Hungry Accountants
Husband of the Year

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Hydro's Dam New Aggressive Marketing Strategy
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I Finally Got The Bathroom Remodeled!

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I Smell A Rat
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The Ig Nobel Awards

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Improving Emergency Response Time (ERT)
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Indian Weather Forecasting
Infectious Rabies

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Inspirational Quotes
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Interview Tip - When You Have To See Someone

Intimate Phones

Inverted Profit Projections
Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos:   #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8  #9
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Irish Virgin

Irish Weather Forecasting
Iron Deposit

IRS Middle Class Pencil Sharpener
It's Friday - TGIF Day!!!

It's Not My Job
Jealous Foreman
Job Applicants

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The Joe-kster's Dentist

The Joe-kster's Desk

John Deere Lawnmover
Johnny On The Pot - Plumber Sits Down On The Job
Judge-mental Lawyers

Juggler Plays Piano With Bouncing Balls  (2.1M)
Keep Left

Keyboard Escape

Keyboard Technology - Old Meets New
Knowledge Nuggets
Kwik-Mart Math 

Lane Closure
Last Day On The Job

Late For A Meeting? Report An Accident  (4.8M)
Latest Cell Phone
Laughter Fosters Healthy Blood Vessels
Laundry Goat 

Laws of the Natural Universe
The Laws of Work
Lawyer Expands Practice
Lawyer Questions
Laying Down the Ground Rules in the House
Laziest Worker

Lead Sled Dog
Lego Church

Lehman Brothers Protest

Levees From Around The World

Life Sucks

Lift-ing English Elevator

Lightning or Darkening Rod?
Lights Out, Thomas

Lightweight Safety Glasses
Lily Tomlin Quotes

Line Dancing - High Wire Version

Lip Gloss

Live Line Techniques: Limits of Non-Approach
Live Wire Reporters

Locked Up Bull Elk

Logging Moose
Long Distance Tax Audit
Looking For Murphy The Spy

'Looking Good' Wireless  (4.2M)

Lost Bouquet
Low Tech Handouts @ SpareChange.com
Lumex Pigtail
Machine Wash Instructions for Teenagers
Maid Dust
Making A Living

Male Pedicure

Mammogram Appointment

Man Of The Year Finalists
Management Lesson on Project Resources
Management Training
Managerial Decisions
Management Stress Technique
Management Team - Leading by Example
Manager’s Crisis Envelopes
Manitoba Home Security System

March 4th: the Most Progressive Day of the Year

Market Share Competition in New York
Marketing 101 in a Catholic Country
Martha Stewart’s Chicken Recipe
Martha Stewart's New 2004 Lifestyle
Massive Buns

Math Clock
McDonald's Job Application

Meals On Wheels

Mechanical Patient

Mechanics Gone Wrong - Car Teeter Totter
Meeting of the Body Parts
Men At Work 

Menno Air Splits – Makes Basiness Sanse!
Merits of Good Advice
Metric Conversions
Mexico Electric

Microsoft Lebanon's New Store

Military Cutbacks
Military Humour

Military Life Insurance

Milking Time On The Farm... Waiting For Hand-Outs
Mind Teaser Test of Common Knowledge
Mini Computer Desk
Mission Statement Generator

Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast!
MOM - Job Description
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Monkey Business
Moon Crane
Moroff Manager
Morse Code vs. Text Messaging  (4.0M)
Motorized Wheelbarrow
Moving On
Moving Up In The World

Multi-Pour Coffee Pot
Multilingual Store - 8 Languages Spoken Here!
My Boss

My Cubicle  (2.6M)
My Dad Works With Snakes
My Resume

National Husband Care Program  (3.0M)
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers

Negotiating Lawyers
New Blackberry Accessories  (1.5M)
New California Dictionary

New Cell Phones  (3.8M)
New Company Policy
New Cubicles
New Employee Hiring Test
New Energy Source

New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles

New Investment Definitions 

New Lighting Standard for Apartment Buildings
New Medal For Pain-Full People

New Restaurant Opening in New Orleans
New Scam Alert – Beware of Windshield Washers
New "Work" Virus

News With A View 

New Years Resolutions You Can Keep
Newest Cell Phone Technology
Newfie Bike Lock
Newfie Cell Phone Accessory
Newfie Counterfeiter

Newfie Follower
Newfie Hire

Newfie Power - Nice Pole!

Newfie Tree Fellers

Newfoundland Rocks 

Newspaper Bloopers
NHL Players Resent Replacement Players

Night Shift for a Geek
Nike Award
'No More Travel' Policy: Do It From Your Desk

No Time For Stamps
Noah's 2005 Ark

Non-Denomination Church
Non-Fraternizing Musician
Non-Receptive Receptionist
Nozzle Rage  (1.8M)

Ode To Sudoku

Office Holiday Memo
Office Refresher - Every Office Needs This

Office Sarcasm or Rules For My Boss?

Oh Crap! A Reason To Hate Mondays  (1.1M)
Old People Never Die, They Just...
Old Testament Hooker
On Strike For Less Money?
One Horsepower Car

One Of Those Days

Only in Canada: MacMoose

Org Chart - Simplified Version
The Origin Of Order: Assumed Work Plans

Orthodontist Perfects Return-On-Investment Technique

Osama bin Workin

Oscar Wilde Quotes
Ottawa to Nationalize the NHL!
'Outside The Box' Juggler

Overloaded Mailbox
Overly Ambitious Employee

Paint Ladder

Pane-Full Motorcycle
Paper Bag Possessions
Paper Cup Predator

Paper Jam or Mouse Jam?

Paper Shredder Scissors

Paper Welding Helmet
Paradigm Shift

Paramedic Cutbacks

Parking Spot For Women

Parallel Parking in Tight Spots  (660k)
Payroll Department Memo

Pedal Power - Watt A Way To Go

Pen Computing - Future Technology Now
PeopleSoft Defined

The Perfect Man

Perfect Office Computer

The Perfect Resume
Performance Pay - God's Answer  (60k)
Philosophy of House Cleaning

Phone Call Four Wilson

Phone Number Magic Trick
Phrases & Clichés - Explanations & Origins

Phrase Codes from Past Years

Physicians Advised to Avoid Slang
Physicist, Biologist & Mathematician - Coming or Going?
Pianist's Challenge

Piano Mover

Pickup A Blonde For The Boss  (480k)
Pilot Prop Job
Pilot To Ground Crew

Pizza Air's Inaugural Delivery
Pizza Order in 2010 - Soybean Yogurt Special
Plane Oops!  #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8  #9
Plane Pushers 

Plankstanders
Please - Noah More!

Plumber's Party
Police Dogs in Alabama 

Police Penance - Find the Missing Tire

Police ReTireMeant

Polish Paramedics

Polish UPS
Politically Correct Women Terminology
Pond Management
Ponderous Points

Pool Painters

Porcupine Chair for Quick Meetings

Portable Auto Body Shop

Portable Balance Beam

Portable GPS

Portable Office

Postal Delivery of Damp Mail

Post-it Succession Planning
Potty Training An Elephant

Pour Waitress  (1.2M)
The Power of Makeup
Power Out? Look For A Deer Crossing

Power Tool Buddies

Practical Error Messages
Preacher's Advice For Prosperity
Preparation for the 2004 Ski Season
Preparation H Bullets
Prison Bakery for the Stars
Prison vs. Work

Procrastinator Meeting
Project Management Success Tips
Prospective Employees' Reasoning Test

Psychiatric Office Answering Machine

Psychiatrist's Early Opinion
Psychiatrist’s Patient Advice
Psychoanalysis Test

Puntastic!

Put On A Happy Face
Quality Control @ J&J
Quick Wit
Ranch Worker's Return On Investment

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

'Reach For The Top' Roof Repair
Real Programmers Code in Binary

Really?
Recession Boss 

Recession Cutbacks 

Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!

Re-Cycled Beef
Recycling Center for Nagging Women

Red Cross Volunteers
Red-Haired Oriental Baby
Redneck Dent Repair

Redneck Fence

Redneck House Cleaning
Redneck Muffler Shop
Redneck Neighbors
Redneck Plumbing 

Redneck Snow Plow

Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices
Redneck Truck Jack
Redneck Watch

Redneck Wedding Limo
Redneck Wireless Internet System
Redundant God

Reindeer Strike

Annoying People

Reorganization in the First Century - Sound Familiar?
Re-pen-tant Employee Freed From Penned-Up Feelings
Report Card Comments from New York
Reporter’s Hospital Assignment: Abreast of the Times
Restaurant Reservation
Restroom Thigns
Retirees: The Whole Truth, Nothing But...
Retirement Gift
Retirement Watch

Revised Wall Street Terms

Rich Man's Hobby
Road Painter
Road Sign Romance - Use Caution

Road To Nowhere
Robbing A Computer Programmer

Roller Coaster Escalator
Roman Slave Ship

Room Service in a Texas Hotel

Room With A View
Round Tuit Workplace Efficiency
Royal Flush Treatment - A Plumber's Dream

Rubik's Head

Rules of Work – How To Get Promoted
Russian High Chair Construction
Safe Payment

Safe Sex

Safe Working Practices?  #1  #2  #3  #4
Safety First

Saigon Traffic Survivor  (3.1M)

Salt Water Fuel  (4.9M)
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
Sandwich Forgetter
Santa Clause? A Mathematical Proof

Santas' Delivery

Santa's Job Evaluation Day
Santa's On Strike This Year?

Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower

Save A Tree

Scaffold Support Not
Scaffolding for the Dirt Cheap Contractor
Scripture Verses on the Doors

Screen Cleaner
Second Opinion Surgeon
Secret of Success

Secruity Parking Spot
Seeing Eye Dog Workout
Self Defense While Working Alone At Night
Sex on the Sabbath – Work or Play?
Shark Attack Through The Yellow Pages  (1.6M)
Sheep Counter
Sheepish Consultant
Shingles Delivery
Ship Happens
Ship Walker

Ship’s Log Book

Shoe Show - Latest Fashion from Italy & Japan

Sick Day Off - Glaucoma Sufferer
Sick Extension

Sick Manager  (1.1M)

Sick Poem

Signs Of The Times

Singapore Airlines Planes Don’t Have Baby Planes

Singing Gynecologist
Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky Experience

Sky Board Easel
Skydiving Typo – Changing Course in Mid-Air
Slogans Gone Bad
Slow Vancouverites
Smart Building Measurement
Smart Newfie Logger

Smile For The Day 

Smoking Area Ceiling

Snail Time

Snowbound Train 

Socket To Me

Soiled Service

Solution For A Poor Economy 

Son-In-Law Partnership
Son’s Cookie Scale
Sorry, The Boss Is On Another Line
Space Ingenuity - the Zero Gravity Pen
Speaker's Question and Answer Period

Spectacular Job

Speeding Back To School
Sponsor an Executive  (4.3M) 
Sports Repairman

Spot the Mistake
Staff Communications

Staff Notice - Something Called Work
Stats Joe-ks for the Average Joe
Stock Markets 101: Capital Investment

Stoolbus 

Store Close to Opening or Opening to Close?
Street Cleaning in China
Stress is Good 4U! How To Stay Stressed
Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk

Stress Relief @ Your Office  (4.7M)
Stress Tests

Study to Fail

Stuff A Jellyfish Down Your Wetsuit

Stunt City  (5.2M)

Stunt Front End Loader  (1.6M)
Survival Guide For Taking A Dump At Work

Swinging Nightclubs of 2004
Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
Table Scraps in the Operating Room

Tailor-Made Easter Ad
"Take Charge" Nurse
Take That – Personal Insults du Jour
'Take Your Kid To Work' Day
Taters
Tax Time – Get Ready Canada!  (1.9M)
Taxi Chairlift in the Far East
Telephone Technology History – Dig It!

Tempting Parking Spot

Tendjewberrymud – Far East Language Translation
Tetris Construction 

Texas Limo
Texas Wildcat Dentist
Thailand 2005 Model Truck - With Air Conditioner
That's Not A Bagpipe!
Theorem On Salary

Things To Do in an Office Meeting
Things We'd Like To Say At Work, But Can't
Think You've Had A Bad Day @ Work?
  (600k)
Think-ing Employee - Office Survival

Tightrope Bike
Tile House
Tiny Writing Record Holder

Tired Backhoe
Tired Canadian

Tired Out Tire Carrier
Tired Truck

Today's Special Hardware Store
Tom Lee Music – Franchise Opportunities
Too Late Sign

Too Much Homework? 

Too Old To Be A Biker?
Toothbrutheth Salesman

Tool Definitions for Dummies
Tow Yard Complaint - Back Seat Protocol  (270k)
Tower of Pisa Restorer

Tower Power 

Traffic Jam Alert

Transformer Fire - "Spreading" The Risk
Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection
Trial Process in China

Triangle of Life

Trust or Repair?

Trust Your Wife? Then Cement Your Relationship!  (1.8M)
Two Cow Capitalism

Two Plus Two

Two Small Men With Big Loads Moving Co.
Two Story House For Sale
Typical Week of Retirement
Typical Work Progress Report  (410k)

UK Credit Crunch

Ukrainian Model T
Ukrainian Sausage

Ultimate Navigation
Umpires Room

'Underneath That' Cake
Underwater Communications
Until the Snow Flies
Uplifting Uplift - Forklifts Can Reach Anything
Upside Down Typing - bu!&h+ umop ap!s&n
Urgent Bulletin - Lookout For Office Terrorists  (pps)
USB Lost Memory Stick

USB Vacuum Cleaner
Useless as Mammaries on a Bovine?
Useless Statistics
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

Vacuum Cleaning Skills

Valentine Love & Hisses

Vancouver Snow Plow

Variable Charge Policy
Vegetarians Don’t Go To Meetings
Veggie Tale

Violinists Suing: More Money for More Notes
Waiters with Spare Spoons

Waiting For A Raise At Work
Wal-Mart Job Application
Wanda the Wonderful

'Watch Your Step' Apartment Sales

Water Closet - New European Potty Symbol:   #1   #2
Water On Steps
Water Pollution Control
Water Taxi
We The Willing Led By The Unknowing

Weather Forecasting in Utah

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts
Weather Warning

Weekend Woodcutter’s Ultimate V8 Chainsaw  (1.4M)
Weird Product Warnings
Welcome to Air Zimbabwe
Welcome to Illinois!

What Are You Doing?

What Do You Call A Guy Who Has…

What Don't You Understand About 'No Parking'?
What Is?

What To Do When Your Boss Is Out:  Cubicle Hurdles  (640k)
What To Do When Your Boss Is Out:  Hallway Races  (330k)

What To Do When Your Boss Is Out:  Office Rowing  (740k)

What To Do With An Obnoxious Co-worker  (2.0M)
What To Do With Junk E-mail
What's He Going To Be?

What'ya Doing?  (pps)

Wheelbarrow Wheelies
The Wheels of Life
When A Man Does The BBQ
When A Sure Goal Is Not Sure...  (940k)

When Gas Costs Too Much
When It's Game Time, It's Pain Time  (2.5M)
When Not To Stop Too Fast: When Your Cargo Letsgo
Where Weir’d Frogmen Jump In
Where's My Bulldozer?  (700k)
Who Cares Clock
“Who’s On First?” for 2005 Computers
Why I Didn't Show Up For Work

Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Was Late For Work
Why Men Aren't Secretaries

Why Neanderthals Became Extinct
Why Settle for a Toupée When You Can Have a Threepée?
Why Spouses Stay Together
Why Worry?

Whys - Things That Make You Go 'Hmmmmm?'
Wikipedia Offline 

Will Made for Nird and Ird

Window Bungee Jumping - Latest Extreme Sport
Wired For Coffee

Wired Moose - Bull Moose Hanging From A Power Line?
Women Get Frustrating As They Grow Older
Women's Outhouse

Work Break Notice To All Employees
Work Deadlines – Not Enough Time in the Week
Work Ethic Evaluation

Work Not
Work Notice To Employees

Work Stress Relief: A Health Plan
Worker Ants
Working Round The Clock
Working With a Blonde Coworker

Working With Monkeys - A Better Job Awaits  (3 X 870k)
Working With Spaghetti Code - Which One?
Workplace Hazards in Tasmania:     #1   #2   #3
World's First Pool Car
World's First Hard Hat

World's First Tradesman - The Electrician
World's First Wireless Communications System

World's Highest Bridge
World's 'Highest' Outhouse

World's Highest Tennis Match
World License Plate Humour
Worn Out Politician
Worst Day Of My Life
Worst Job in the Army
Worst Part of Being a Seeing Eye Dog

Wrapping Illusions

Yoga Leadership

Yogi Berra’s Graduation Dissertation

You Owe It To Your Customers

Young Mechanic
Your Boss?

Yuppie to Redneck in 25 Steps

Zipper Pavement


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