Work Joe-ks

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Work Joe-ks
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In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time.

Sanitation Worker: The title conferred on garbage men when they started earning more than public school teachers.
The person who knows 'how' will always have a job; the person who knows 'why' will always be his boss.
Night Watchman: One of those people who can manage to make a living without a single day's work.
Performance Review: The only week out of 52 where you pay attention to what your boss says.
It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less.
The simple act of studying the performance of workers will cause their productivity to improve.
Project Manager: The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
The guy you beat out of a prime parking space is the one you have to see for a job interview.
Planning: The art of putting off until tomorrow what you have no intention of doing today.
The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
What do you call a tuba quartet that plays at construction sites?
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem.
Jobsolete: A position within a company that no longer exists.
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
Where can you always find health, wealth and happiness?
Wanted: Job as a janitor. Long experience. Expert moper.
Every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
If you don't do anything, you can't do anything wrong.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Keep on working - millions on welfare depend on you.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
There's one thing I want to do before I quit... Retire.
Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.
Another work week begins," said Tom mundanely.
If you do the job twice, it's yours.
Why did the carpenter study math?
'I work at a bank,' said Tom tellingly.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Do lumberjacks have to log on at work?
Work: An unpopular way to earn money.
Tailor: A person who does sew-sew work.
The first electrician studied current events.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.
Do it yourself. Then call us before it's too late.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
He who can't solve the problem must manage it.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Those who sell topsoil have definitely hit pay dirt.

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Not You!

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electricAL safety

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Crossed Wires

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Lumex Pigtail

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Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

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Cutex Screwdriver

Anxious Farmer

Camouflage Couch

Digging One's Own Grave

Dubai Construction Breach

Granny Does Windows Too

Water Taxi

Coffee Grinds

Logging Moose

Plumber's Party

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Too Late Sign

“Honey, I Lost My Job...”

Ukrainian Model T

Last Day On The Job

Employee Of The Month

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Flower Pot Garden