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“All I
want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.”
“Hard
work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.”
“Keep
on working - millions on welfare depend on you.”
“I
pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.”
“I
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“If you
ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough.”
“Many
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“There's
one thing I want to do before I quit... Retire.”
“The
guy you beat out of a prime parking space is the one you have to see for a job
interview.”
“No
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“When
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“Every
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“If
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“If
you do the job twice, it’s yours.”
“The
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“The
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always be his boss.”
“The
simple act of studying the performance of workers will cause their productivity
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“Teamwork
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“Work
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Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Job as a janitor. Long experience. Expert moper.”
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“Another
work week begins,” said Tom mundanely.
“I work
at a bank,” said Tom tellingly.
Why did the carpenter study math?
It’s easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It’s only necessary to live long,
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Jobsolete: A position within a company that no longer exists.
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more than public school teachers.
Performance Review: The only week out of 52 where you pay attention to what your
boss says.
Project Manager: The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a
different union.
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