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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

Invitations were sent out to a parking lot sale

Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. - George Carlin

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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Lineup For Dinner

Redneck Furnace

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Bobslide Event

Scooter Races

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