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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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