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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. - George Carlin

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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