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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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