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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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