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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. - George Carlin

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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