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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

Invitations were sent out to a parking lot sale

Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


Hard Hat Safety

Water Coolant

Spray-On Clothing

Bright Bookshelf

Saddle Surprise

Politicians Be Like

Senior Aerobics

Foiled Again

Redneck Beer Hunter

Pair Produce

Potting Pot

Ice Cream Burqa

Dog Soother

Fourk

Women's Outhouse

Crocodile Floor

Hummer Carriage

Antler Switch Plate

Redneck Cotter Pin

Redneck Bulldozer

Your Fly Is Down

Chili Rub

Tire Rotation

Political Promise Hauler