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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Trim Figures: What women do when they tell their age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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