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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

Invitations were sent out to a parking lot sale

Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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