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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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