Baby Biker

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford