QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth
A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia