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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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