Before Morning Coffee

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller