QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen