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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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