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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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