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Cat In The Act

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Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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