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Cat In The Act

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Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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