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Secret Decoder Bible Puzzles

For kids of every age

Kids - develop your secret agent skills by decoding special messages. Click on one of the links below to download our printable word decoder puzzle pages, and unravel your true Sherlock Holmes potential...
Secret Decoder Bible Puzzles thanks to joe-kster

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The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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