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Secret Decoder Riddles

For kids of every age

Kids - develop your secret agent skills by decoding special messages. Click on one of the links below to download our printable word decoder puzzle pages, and unravel your true Sherlock Holmes potential...
Secret Decoder Riddles thanks to joe-kster

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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