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Either The Cat or Husband Goes

When one of them will go to a good home

Either The Cat or Husband Goes thanks to Miriam Jensen

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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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