Either The Cat or Husband Goes
When one of them will go to a good home
QuotaBillsSales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller