Either The Cat or Husband Goes

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer