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Face Or Eskimo?

Do you see a face, or an Eskimo?

Face Or Eskimo? thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

A good chief gives, he does not take. - Mohawk Proverb

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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