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Face Or Eskimo?

Do you see a face, or an Eskimo?

Face Or Eskimo? thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

A good chief gives, he does not take. - Mohawk Proverb

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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