Firemen's Revenge

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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman