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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld
I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump