First Dog

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan