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First Dog

Naming the President's dog

First Dog thanks to Mike King

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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