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First Dog

Naming the President's dog

First Dog thanks to Mike King

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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump


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