QuotaBillsCastanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy
Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker
Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail
When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo