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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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