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'I Look Like My Dog' Contest

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'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Only a loser thinks of failures. A winner looks upon them as temporary setbacks. - Dave Mani

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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