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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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