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Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

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Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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