Chocolate Math for 2020
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen