Chocolate Math for 2020
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza
Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown