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Chocolate Math for 2020

Guessing your age through chocolate

Chocolate Math for 2020 thanks to Karen Moore

[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...


* Number dependent on Year

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

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It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

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When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

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To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

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Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

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In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

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If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

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I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

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I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

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