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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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