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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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