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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

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Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

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Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

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Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

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Haircut For Staff Meetings

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