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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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