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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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