QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck
What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb
Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton
Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare
A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor
Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell
I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul
Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola
The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher
Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia
The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger
I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux